PRISON REVIEWS ON YELP!

INMATES ARE POSTING PRISON REVIEWS ON YELP! Any 5 stars?

ALMOST NAKED CRIMES!

SOUTH CAROLINA WOMAN ARRESTED FOR BEATING BOYFRIEND FOR WITHHOLDING SEX! Give it up already!

NAKED CRIMES!

ORLANDO MAN AND DATE ARRESTED FOR HVING SEX ON RESTAURANT TABLE IN FRONT OF PATRONS! Get a room!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

19-YEAR-OLD ASKS OFFICER, "I'M ON ACID, WOULD YOU CUT MY PENIS OFF?" Your mind on drugs!

STREET JUSTICE???

MOM ATTACKS SON'S HEROIN DEALER WITH A BASEBALL BAT! Should've been not guilty!

NAKED JAILS???

MARYLAND JAIL OR BROTHEL? BLACK GUERILLA LEADER GETS 4 FEMALE GUARDS PREGNANT! This is a jail?

FACEBOOK POST LEADS TO HIT & RUN DRIVER!

A FACEBOOK POST HELPS IDENTIFY THE DRIVER OF A HIT & RUN FROM 1968! Karma!

SHOULD CONFESSION BE ADMISSIBLE?

BOSTON BOMBER CONFESSES PRIOR TO MIRANDA WARNINGS. SHOULD CONFESSION BE ADMISSIBLE? No! Fear should not bend Constitution!

NAKED CRIMES!

MAN ACCESSES COMPUTERS AND PHONES FOR NAKED PICS AND THEN EXTORTS MONEY!!! Sextortion!!!

BASS PLAYER CHARGED WITH MANSLAUGHTER!

THREE DOORS DOWN BASSIST CHARGED WITH VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER AFTER CLIPPING A TRUCK WHILE IMPAIRED! A musician? Really?

REESE WITHERSPOON AND HUSBAND ARRESTED!

REESE WITHERSPOON'S HUSBAND WAS ARRESTED FOR DUI AND SHE FOLLOWED SUIT AFTER ARGUING WITH POLICE! Like husband, like wife....

JUROR JAILED FOR TEXTING!

OREGON JUROR JAILED FOR TEXTING DURING TESTIMONY AFTER REPEATED WARNINGS! Jury duty should be taken seriously!

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

WOMAN STRIPS HALF-NAKED AT PRESS CONFERENCE AND GETS ARRESTED! Dumb, dumb, dumb.

WOMAN WHO CUT OFF PENIS BEGINS TRIAL!

WOMAN WHO DRUGGED HUSBAND AND CUT HIS PENIS OFF OVER AN AFFAIR BEGINS TRAIL! If ever there was a death penalty case...

POLICE ARREST WOMAN FOR GRABBING PENIS!

FLORIDA WOMAN IS ARRESTED FOR VIOLENTLY YANKING BOYFRIEND'S PENIS! That's a crime? That's a crime???

LASD ARE CHEATERS!!!

3 LASD DEPUTIES WERE DEMOTED AFTER FOUND CHEATING IN THE BARSTOW TO VEGAS RELAY! If they lie in a race???

MORE NAKED CRIMES!

NAKED MAN CLIMBS THROUGH NEIGHBORS DOG DOOR SEEKING SEX! New pickup method?

NAKED CRIMES, PART MCXIII!

28-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WALKS THROUGH WALMART NAKED CAUSING $346 IN DAMAGE! Walmart? Say it isn't so!

JUDGE HOLDS HIMSELF IN CONTEMPT!

A JUDGE HOLDS HIMSELF IN CONTEMPT AND PAYS $25 FINE AFTER HIS CELL PHONE RINGS IN COURT! Justice!

DAY-CARE WORKER BITES CHILD!

56-YEAR-OLD DAY-CARE WORKER BITES 5-YEAR-OLD CHILD TO TEACH HIMNOT TO BITE!?!?! Sure, that makes sense! Not!

ACCIDENTAL JAIL SURRENDER?

LOUISIANA MAN GOES TO POLICE STATION TO REPORT A CRIME, AND IS TAKEN INTO CUSTODY ON ACTIVE WARRANTS! Dumb criminals!

NAKED CRIMES CONTINUE!

NAKED MAN WALKS DOWN HIGHWAY WITH HIS NAKED 13-MONTH OLD, AND BITES CHILD WHEN POLICE TAKE IT AWAY! Like father, like son!

"OH S#$T THE COPS ARE COMING!"

OFFICER ALLOWS PROSTITUTE TO UNDRESS, PLACE CONDOM ON HIS PENIS AND BEGIN ORAL SEX BEFORE ARREST! This cop needs a girlfriend!

UNDERWEAR THIEF!

NY MAN CAUGHT ON VIDEO STEALING WOMEN'S PANTIES HAS YET TO BE IDENTIFIED! Someone give this man some panties!

PRIEST SELLS METH!

PRIEST IS ARRESTED FOR SELLING METH OUT OF "HIS" ADULT BOOK STORE! I am tongue-tied!