MAN DRIVES CAR DUI WHILE HAVING SEX! CRASHES AND LEAVES NAKED PARTNER IN STREET AS HE HIDES! Chivalry is dead!
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Thursday, May 30, 2013
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
PARENTS OF THE YEAR?
PENNSYLVANIA COUPLE BUSTED FOR LETTING THEIR 10-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER RIDE IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK IN A DOG CAGE! At least she won't fly out!
DUMB CRIMINALS1
AN ARGUMENT ABOUT RABBITS GOT SERIOUS WHEN ONE NEIGHBOR BROUGHT OUT HIS AK-47! I hate to judge by looks, but is this the guy you want owning an AK-47?
Monday, May 27, 2013
NEAR-NAKED NON-CRIME!
COPS SAY WISCONSIN MAN RIDING MOTORCYCLE IN CAPE AND THONG NOT ILLEGAL! Well, it should be!
Sunday, May 26, 2013
NAKED CRIMES!
MOM "MOONS" SCHOOL BUS AFTER DRIVER TELLS HER THAT HER SON IS MISBEHAVING! Apple doesn't fall far from the tree!
Friday, May 24, 2013
RASCIST LAW ENFORCEMENT!
JUDGE RAULES THAT "AMERICA'S TOUGHEST SHERIFF" ENGAGES IN RACIAL PROFILING! Get a clue!
DUMB CRIMINALS!
NOT ONLY BECAUSE THEY STILL WATCH AMERICAN IDOL, BUT BECAUSE THEY ARGUED AND STABBED EACH OTHER OVER WHO THE WINNER SHOULD BE! Get a life!
Thursday, May 23, 2013
MOTHER OF THE YEAR! (RUNNER-UP!)
MOTHER HAS HER OWN CHILD ARRESTED FOR TAKING HER POP-TARTS WITHOUT PERMISSION! Seriously? Is candy a capital crime?
MOTHER OF THE YEAR!
MOTHER SENTENCED TO 40-YEARS FOR MAKING CHILD PORN WITH HER OWN DAUGHTER! Some people shouldn't have kids!
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
DUMB CRIMINALS!
WOMAN TEXTS FRIEND, "I'M SMUGGLING COCAINE AND HEROIN IN MY COOCHIE" PRIOR TO DRUG DOG ALERTING AS SHE CROSSED BORDER! In her "coochie"?
Monday, May 20, 2013
TRAVEL LAW UPDATE!
SWAZILAND'S NEW LAW REQUIRES WITCHES TO KEEP BROOM FLYING BELOW 150 FEET! Good to know!
MO' NAKED CRIMES!
21-YEAR-OLD COLLEGE GILRL TAKES MUSHROOMS, STRIPS OFF HER CLOTHES AND HIKES UP MOUNTAIN BEFORE ARRESTED! College fun!
Thursday, May 16, 2013
NAKED CRIMES RETURN!
GIRLFRIEND BITES BOYFRIEND'S PENIS AFTER HE DENIES HER SEXUAL ADVANCES! Give it up already!
COOK IT RIGHT, OR DIE!
A JAPANESE CHEF WAS ALLEGEDLY BEAT TO DEATH FOR COOKING A NOODLE POORLY! Picky diners!
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
HARSHER DUI PENALTIES?
NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD RECOMMENDS LOWER THE ALCOHOL LEVEL FROM 0.08% TO 0.05%! 2 drinks is impaired?
ZOMBIE CRIMES!
MAN IN TEMECULA CAUSES SEVERAL ACCIDENTS AS HE FLEES "ZOMBIES" IN A STOLEN TRUCK! Vampires next?
Sunday, May 12, 2013
DON'T FART IN HER FACE!
A FLORIDA WOMAN STABS BOYFRIEND FOR FARTING IN HER FACE! What if it was a "Dutch Oven"?
Saturday, May 11, 2013
Thursday, May 9, 2013
IRON MAN BUST BOX OFFICE, ROBS BANK?
SUSPECT DRESSED AS IRON MAN ROBS ORANGE COUNTY BANK! Where's Batman?
ALLIGATOR ATTACKS FLEEING SUSPECT!
IF DOGS ARE K-9'S WHAT DO WE CALL A POLICE HELPING ALLIGATOR? Al-a-get-her??
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
Monday, May 6, 2013
INNOCENT MAN TO BE EXECUTED?
FBI LAB COMES CLEAN THAT FORENSIC EVIDENCE IT USED WAS INVALID. MANNING STILL TO BE EXECUTED! Stop capital punishment, now!
Saturday, May 4, 2013
Friday, May 3, 2013
JUDGE'S WRITTEN RULING ENDS WITH A "HAPPY ENDING"!
A TEXAS JUDGE ISSUES AN OPINION RE A STRIP CLUB FILLED WITH DOUBLE-ENTENDRÈ! It just fell into the court's lap!
NAUGHTY TEACHERS!
25-YEAR-OLD TEXAS TEACHER SHOWS UP AT PROM AFTER-PARTY AND LEFT WITH 16-YEAR-OLD STUDENT FOR SEX! My High School was boring!
Thursday, May 2, 2013
IGNORANT JUDGES!
JUDGE IS SUSPENDED AFTER JAILING AN ATTORNEY WHO ADVISED HIS CLIENT TO TAKE THE 5TH! Ever heard of the Bill of Rights???
NAKED CRIMES RETURN!
A 27-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER IS ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH AND SENDING NUDE PHOTOS TO A 17-YEAR-OLD STUDENT! Cougars are starting young!
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