SHIRTLESS, BAREFOOT MISSISSIPI MAN BURGLARIZES RESTAURANT AND IS POURING A BEER AS POLICE ARRIVE! Priorities: 1. Pants, 2. Beer, everything else!
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Monday, July 29, 2013
Sunday, July 28, 2013
DUMB CRIMINALS!
MAN ATTEMPTS TO ROB A GUN STORE WITH A... WAIT... WAIT... HERE IT IS... A BAT! Rob an armory with a stick???
RETURN OF THE PINK PANTHER GANG?
THIEVES STEAL $50 MILLION IN DIAMONDS IN CANNES IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES! Police say they have stolen $330 million since 1999!
Thursday, July 25, 2013
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
RAGING ROOMMATES!
MAN ATTACKS ROOMMATE WITH A MACHETE OVER CHANGING THE RADIO STATION! Hands off that dial!
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
BAD COPS!
REALITY TV SHOW ABOUT CAR THIEVES TAKES A TWIST WHEN IT USES FOOTAGE TO SHOW COP IS A LIAR! DA agrees, but no charges to be filed!
DISGUSTING NAKED CRIMES!
ONE SUBWAY WORKER PLACES HIS PENIS ON SANDWICH BREAD, WHILE ANOTHER FREEZES URINE! Seriously?
Sunday, July 21, 2013
STRANGE LAWS!
NORWEGIAN WOMAN REPORTS RAPE IN DUBAI, RECEIVES 16-MONTH SENTENCE FOR SEX OUT OF WEDLOCK! Complete craziness!
Saturday, July 20, 2013
MOTHER OF THE YEAR RUNNER-UP!
ORLANDO WOMAN LEAVES HER 6-YEAR-OLD HOME ALONE TO GO WORK AT STRIP CLUB! Child found outside after 10:00 pm!
Friday, July 19, 2013
NAKED WEDDING CRIMES!
NEBRASKA COUPLE CELEBRATES THEIR WEDDING BY HAVING SEX IN A PUBLIC PARK! Can you say, "Honeymoon Behind Bars?"
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
MOTHER OF THE YEAR CONTESTANT!
MOTHER, 25, LEAVES HER 3 AND 5 YEAR OLD KIDS IN CAR TO ATTEND LIL WAYNE CONCERT! What's the problem? Clearly PG13! ;)
Monday, July 15, 2013
ILLEGAL "JUNK IN THE TRUNK"?
WOMAN TRIES TO SMUGGLE 3 POUNDS OF COCAINE INTO ARIZONA BY TAPING IT TO HER BUTT! Stupid is as....
Friday, July 12, 2013
DUMB COPS!
WASHINGTON COPS SERVE WARRANT ON WRONG HOUSE AND SHOOT MAN 16 TIMES IN HIS BED! Sad way to win the lottery!
Thursday, July 11, 2013
WRONGLY ACCUSED SET FREE!
ALLEGED DUI DRIVER IN CRASH THAT KILLED 5 FOUND NOT TO BE DRIVER BY DNA, EVEN AFTER AN "ALLEGED CONFESSION"! Police intimidation gets coerced confession!
MORE NAKED CRIMES!
MAN STEPS OUT HIS DOOR NAKED AND HAS SEX WITH A PLASTIC POOL FLOAT IN FRONT OF ONLOOKERS! For the 2nd time in 2 years!
DUMB CRIMINALS!
A STRIP SEARCH AFTER A WOMAN'S ARREST FOR DRUGS REVEALS A GUN HIDDEN IN HER VAGINA! I'm speechless!
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
SHITTY CRIME!
MAN CLIMBS INTO SEPTIC TANK OF PUBLIC TOILET IN ORDER TO PEER UP AT WOMEN USING RESTROOM! This is wrong in so many ways....
NAKED CRIMES!
WOMAN SWIMS NAKED IN POOL TO DISTRACT HOMEOWNER AS ACCOMPLICE COMMITS BURGLARY! Was the look worth it?
Monday, July 8, 2013
NAKED MOTORCYCLE CRIMES!
AN 18-YEAR-OLD MAN RIDING A MOTORCYCLE NAKED TOLD A COP HIS CLOTHES WERE STOLEN, THEN ADMITTED IT WAS A BET! He got new clothes - a jail jumpsuit!
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
NAKED CRIMES IN SAN DIEGO!
ONE DRUNK COLLEGE STUDENT FOUND NAKED MASTURBATING IN FRONT OF A WINDOW, WHILE ANOTHER STRIPS NAKED TO BURGLARIZE APARTMENTS! Bath Salts?
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
DUMB CRIMINALS!
A 62-YEAR-OLD FLORIDA WOMAN FOUND HERSELF IN JAIL AND FACING FLEONY BATTERY CHARGES FOR KISSING A COP ON THE NOSE! She's ugly enough, it ought to be a felony!
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