How Did That Get There?

An Alabama man reporting to jail for public intoxication was walking strangely, and an anal cavity search revealed a stolen handgun! Seriously, a handgun???

20,000 Cases to be Dismissed!

A rogue forensic analyst in Massachusetts fabricated evidence in thousands of cases to obtain illegal convictions! Where has justice gone?

Dumb Criminals: Bank Deposit

An ATM deposit in Florida included cash and cocaine! Hmm, not my safety deposit box?

Naked Crimes: Septuagenarian Edition

A 76-year-old Florida man shoots his wife int he butt over lack of sex! The positive side is it looks like he had 75 good years!

Racist Judge

A Louisiana judge tells a white man who gave up his seat to a black lady, "Never give up your seat for a n*****!" Living with such hatred inside must be exhausting!!!

Naked Crimes - Male Lingerie

A Pittsburgh man was found passed out in a stolen car, wearing pink lingerie with his penis in hand! A rough day!

Creative Criminals

Nearly 2 tons of marijuana disguised as over 34,000 key limes was discovered crossing the border! Criminal ingenuity!

Naked Crimes -Teacher Edition

A substitute teacher in Oklahoma is arrested for indescent exposure after doing a cartwheel while wearing a dress with no underwear! The police are taking things just a bit too far in Oklahoma!

14th DUI!!!

A Michigan man is charged with his 14th DUI, and driving on a license with 12 different suspensions! Some people just don't learn the easy way!

Naked Crimes: Husband Battered for Sex Denial!

A 61-year-old Florida woman clobbered her husband and kneed him in the groin for denying to have sex with her! But she seems to have such a nice personality!

Naked Crimes: Deputy Beastiality

A Harris County Deputy Sheriff is found to have videos of the Deputy having sex with a small dog on his phone! And, he passed the law enforcement psych exam?

Famous Mug Shots: George Carlin

George Carlin was arrested in Wisconsin in 1972 after performing "7 Words You Can Never Say on Television." A judge later dismissed the case in its entirety!

Shuffleboard a dangerous sport?

An 81-year-old Florida man gets into a physical altercation at the Senior Center over a shuffleboard game! The octogenarian pled to a misdemeanor battery charge!

Naked Crimes: NFL Edition

Former Atlanta Falcon running back, Jamal Anderson, begins masturbating in front of a store clerk in Georgia! I guess he didn't have the moves to get away!

Famous Mug Shots: Jimi Hendrix

Jimi Hendrix arrested in the Toronto airport on charges of possessing heroin and hashish. Heroin is the devil!

Naked Crimes: Landlord Edition

A Colorado landlord is caught on video entering a tenant's apartment, having sex with his partner on their bed, and cleaning up with tenant's dress! No words for this one!

Naked Crimes: Scorned Woman

A Florida woman who sent naked pics of her x-husband to his parents and employer is arrested on misdemeanor charges. Hmm, I guess she thought it would help them reconcile?

Wife Runs Over Husband

A California woman ran over her husband because he... wait... wait for it... here it comes... he voted for Trump! I wonder what will happen now that Trump won?

Dumb Criminals

FBI is looking for the "Spelling Bee Bandit," so named as he writes notes telling bank clerks about the "robery." He should have stayed in "skool"!

Naked Crimes: Man Arrested for Mooning

A 78-year-old man is arrested in Louisiana after mooning a 29-year-old woman who turned down his sexual advances! I guess she wasn't looking for a sugar-daddy!