NEW GAME: WHERE'S THE GUN?

AN OKLAHOMA MAN ARRESTED ON MINOR CHARGES IS FOUND TO HAVE A DERRINGER UP HIS DERRIÈRE! And, it was loaded!!!

KRAZY KRIMINAL KARMA!

A CONVICTED RAPIST COLLAPSES AFTER HE IS TOLD HE MAY HAVE CONTRACTED HIV FROM HIS VICTIM! Life works in mysterious ways!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

NEW YORK MAN DIES AFTER BEING NEARLY DECAPITATED BY HIS OWN BOOBY-TRAP TO PROTECT HIS MARIJUANA CROPS! Learn to share a little!

WHERE'S THE CRACK PIPE?

CRACKHEADS HIDE THEIR PIPES IN THE CRAZIEST PALCES... CAN YOU SAY, "STOMACH"? HOW ABOUT, "VAGINA"? This could be a new board-game!

NAKED CRIMES ARE BACK!

NAKED MAN TASED TO STOP HIM FROM JUMPING ON AND OTHERWISE VANDALIZING CARS! You just have to do that naked!

INTERESTING HIDING PLACES!

WOMAN STEALS $5,000 FROM HER BOYFRIEND AND HIDES ITIN HER RECTUM! Talk about dirty money....

PORTA-POTTY-PERV!!!

WHAT CAN YOU DO TO PUNISH A PORTA-POTTY-PERV THAT IS WORSE THAN HE DID TO HIMSELF? 3-years prison is a start.