"I AM A BULLY" SIGN AS PART OF SENTENCE!

AN OHIO MAN WHO PLED GUILTY TO DISORDERLY CONDUCT FOR BULLYING DISABLED CHILDREN IS SENTENCED TO CARRY SIGN! This guy needs to get a life!

MODEL DEMANDS SEX AT KNIFEPOINT!

ROMANIAN MODEL FORCES CABBIE INTO HER APARTMENT FOR SEX AT KNIFEPOINT AND THEN STABS HIM WHEN HE COULDN'T PERFORM THE 2ND TIME! But she was on meds!

NAKED NATIONAL PARK CRIMES!

A MAN STOPS HIS YOGA POSE, AND DROPS HIS PANTS TO BEGIN MASTURBATING AS TWO WOMEN STROLL BY! Now faces federal indecency charges!

WHAT NOT TO WEAR IF YOU DRINK AND DRIVE!

AN OREGON MAN INVESTIGATED FOR DUI IS WEARING A "DRUNK AS SH%T" T-SHIRT! You can't fix stupid!

NAKED CRIMES!

TOPLESS WOMAN RANSACKS A McDONALD'S AFTER EMPLOYEE REFUSES ORAL SEX, AND THEN FIGHTS OFF OFFICERS WITH LICKS AND KISSES! Bath Salts return?

DUMB CRIMINALS!

WOMAN CALLS POLICE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT A BAD BATCH OF MARIJUANA HER DEALER WOULD NOT REFUND! Should have bought the extended warranty!

NAKED COWBOY CRIMES!

A MAN BREAKS INTO A HOME WEARING ONLY A COWBOY HAT, HAS A BEER, LISTENS TO MUSIC, AND IS LATER ARRESTED! Definitely a free spirit!