NAKED CRIMES, HIDDEN GUNS!

A TENNESSEE GIRL ARRESTED FOR DRIVING ON A SUSPENDED LICENSE IS FOUND TO HAVE A LOADED FIREARM IN HER... YEP, VAGINA! She must have just forgot!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

A GEORGIA SEX OFFENDER TRAVELS TO COLORADO, WHILE ON AN ANKLE BRACELET, TO MEET AN UNDERAGE GIRL! Stupid is as stupid does!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

A MAN NAMED "COCAINE" BUSTED ON NARCOTICS CHARGE IN FLORIDA! The poor guy never had a chance!

SICK, DISGUSTING, NAKED CRIMES!

ARKANSAS MAN FILMS HIMSELF RAPING A 2-YEAR-OLD! Stupid, sick, disgusting.... OK, i vomitted!

NAKED DOCTOR CRIMES!

AN ARKANSAS GYNECOLOGIST IS ACCUSED OF TAKING NUDE PHOTOS OF HIS PATIENTS! Naked crimes never stop!

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

A PANTSLESS FLORIDA WOMAN STEALS 2 BOXES OF WINE! Oh yah, Florida + boxed wine = nothing unusual about being pantsless!

DON'T STEAL! (ESPECIALLY IN BOLIVIA)

AMAZON VILLAGERS TIE 2 MOTORCYCLE THIEVES TO POISONOUS, FIRE-ANT INFESTED TREE AS PUNISHMENT! I'm itching just thinking about it!