DUMB CRIMINALS

MOUNTAIN BIKE RIDER MALCOLM FOX HAS BIKE, CELL PHONE, ETC. STOLEN AT GUNPOINT! But not his GoPro!

JELLO-SHOTS TO GO

A WOMAN IN MINNESOTA ARRESTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING HAD 3 JELLO-SHOTS IN HER PANTS POCKET! Always be prepared!

NAKED TEACHER CRIMES

GYM TEACHER ALLEGEDLY RAPES STUDENT SHE'D BEEN HAVING SEX WITH OUT OF JEALOUSY OVER PROM DATE! A little possessive, huh?

WHAT NOT TO SAY ON AN AIRPLANE

WHEN ASKED TO TURN OFF HER CELL PHONE, PASSENGER RESPONDS, "I KILL WHITE PEOPLE LIKE YOU!" Think she missed her flight?

NAKED TRUCKER CRIMES

BRITISH TRUCKER WAS LOOKING AT PORN ON HIS CELL PHONE, LOST CONTROL AND KILLED WOMAN! That's why they have truck stops!

PUBLIC DEFENDER FIGHTS FOR HIS CLIENT

A  PUBLIC DEFENDER LITERALLY FIGHTS THE JUDGE WHUKE REPRESENTING HIS CLIENT! Talk about zealous representation!

DUMB CRIMINALS

WOMAN IS ROBBED ON WASHINGTON FERRY AND THEN FRIENDED ON FACEBOOK THE NEXT DAY BY THIEF! Is a single, common tattoo enough to ID?