A NEW LOW

A COUPLE IN WALES ROBS A WOMAN HAVING AN EPILEPTIC SEIZURE! Wrong on so many levels!

NAKED LAWN CHAIR CRIMES

SEATTLE WOMAN ARRESTED FOR HUMPING LAWN CHAIRS AND EXPOSING HERSELF! Lawn chairs... really?

NAKED FAST FOOD CRIMES

42-YEAR OLD FLORIDA WOMAN ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH 20-YEAR-OLD MALE IN FAST FOOD PARKING LOT! It was just a quickie!

GOOD COPS

MISSOURI OFFICER IN A DANCE-OFF WITH KIDS IN IMPROMPTU COMMUNITY BONDING! We need more of this bad dancing!

FLASHING LIGHTS IS FREE SPEECH

AN OREGON TRUCKER WHO FLASHED LIGHTS TO WARN AN ONCOMING UPS TRUCK OF COP WAS TICKETED! Judge rules Free Speech!

NAKED SUNBATHING CRIMES

UTAH MAN, SEEN SUNBATHING NUDE IN HIS BACKYARD THROUGH CHAIN LINK FENCE, WAS ARRESTED! Is that really lewd???

NAKED SHAVING CRIMES

A WOMAN DRIVER WAS SHAVING HER PRIVATES WHILE HER EX HELD WHEEL TO BE READY FOR BOYFRIEND! That's a complicated relationship!