DUMB CRIMINALS

WOMAN STEALS $6,400.00 WORTH OF KIOLBASSA! I guess she didn't get enough sausage at home!

DRUGS - BEFORE AND AFTER

FORMER BEAUTY QUEEN ARRESTED FOR METH AND HEROINE POSSESSION! The before and after pics are the best rehab ever!

NAKED CRIMES FALL FROM CEILING

A NAKED MAN FELL OUT OF THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM CEILING AND ATTACKED ELDERLY MAN! Some things can's be explained!

VIGILANTE JUSTICE

THE HACKER, ACTIVIST GROUP ANONYMOUS TAKES OVER THE FERGUSON KKK SITE OUTTING MEMBERS! Good work Anonymous!

NAKED HYPNOTIZING CRIMES

OHIO ATTORNEY HYPNOTIZES FEMALE CLIENTS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM AND NOT REMEMBER IT! Well, she remmebered!

STEP-FATHER OF THE YEAR?

MAN SHATTERS CLUB WINDOW WITH BUTT OF A SHOTGUN IN ATTEMPT TO STOP HIS STEP-DAUGHTER FROM STRIPPING! Who said parenting is easy?

AN HISTORIC TURN?

FOR THE 1ST TIME EVER, A PROSECUTOR ENDS UP INCARCERATED FOR WILLFULLY HDING EVIDENCE! Knowingly convicted an innocent man!