CLEVER VICTIM

FLORIDA WOMAN USES COMMENT SECTION OF ONLINE PIZZA ORDER AS 911 TO REPORT BEING HELD HOSTAGE! Now that's multitasking!

SHHH! NAKED LIBRARY CRIMES

A WISCONSIN WOMAN WALKS IN ON A COUPLE, NAKED FROM HEAD TO TOE, HAVING SEX ON TOILET! What else is there to do in Wisconsin?

NAKED CRIMES SOLVED!

FLAKKA, AKA GRAVEL, THE NEW DESIGNER DRUG THAT CAUSES YOU TO HAVE NO CONTROL OF YOUR THOUGHTS! Sounds fun, not!

STRANGE LAWS

SOME OF AMERICA'S STRANGEST BEER AND LIQUOR LAWS! Jack Daniel's is made in a dry county?

SCOOTER GETAWAY

BURGLAR PUSHES AMPUTEE OUT OF HIS MOTORIZED SCOOTER AND USES IT FOR HIS GETAWAY! Just plain wrong!

FATHER OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE

TWO BURGLARS RAN FROM HOME; ONE ARMED WITH A GUN AND THE OTHER WITH A BABY! Take your kid to rob day?

DUMB CRIMINALS

A ROOMMATE ARGUMENT OVER ANDROID v. iPHONE ENDS WITH A KNIFE FIGHT! Seriously? We all know Apple wins!