INMATE PRISON CREW SAVES KIDS!

3 KIDS FLIPPED WHO FLIPPED THEIR CANOE WERE SAVED BY A PRISON CREW! Redemption?

POLICE MISCONDUCT?

POLICE ON VIDEO KICKING AND STOMPING ON MOTIONLESS MAN! Brutality?

T-SHIRT OFFERS FREE BREATHALYZER

MAN ARRESTED FOR DUI WEARING FREE BREATHALYZER T-SHIRT! Not double jointed?

NAKED CRIME, NAKED VICTIM!

NAKED AND DRUNK WOMAN DRIVES CAR INTO HER NAKED FINACÈ! Short honeymoon?

BAD PARENTS!

DAD FORGETS TO DROP CHILD OFF AT DAYCARE, LEAVES CHILD IN CAR FOR 8 HOURS! Seriously?

JAILED OVER FORGOTTEN WALLET!

ITALIAN TOURIST ARRESTED AFTER FORGETTING HIS WALLET AT STEAK HOUSE! Bad service!

EX-TEACHER ADMITS TO SEX WITH STUDENT!

EX-TEACHER ADMITS TO SEX WITH STUDENT NOT ENTIRE FOOTBALL TEAM! Must be OK then!