MAN YELLS AT JUDGE

IN CUSTODY ON DOMESTIC VIOLENCE CHARGES, MAN YELLS OBSCENITIES AT JUDGE! Not the brightest bulb!

DRIVE-THRU WEED

MARYLAND WOMAN GETS A BAG OF MARIJUANA WITH HER COMBO ORDER AT SONIC! Like Cracker-Jacks!

FATHER OF THE YEAR

TODDLER DIES IN HOT CAR AND POLICE FIND INTERNET SEARCH ON FATHER'S COMPUTER RE HOW LONG TO DIE IN HOT CAR! Sick and deranged!

FOX NEWS ANCHOR ARREST

NEWS ANCHOR GREGG JARRETT SCUFFLES WITH POLICE AND IS ARRESTED! All caught on video!

NOT SO SMART STUDENTS

CRIMINAL CHARGES FILED ON SOPHOMORE WHO LOGS INTO SCHOOL COMPUTERS TO CHANGE GRADES AND ATTENDANCE! Bet he got an A in computer science!

NAKED CHEESE CRIMES

MAN WITH GENITALS EXPOSED SOLICITS 3 WOMEN TO PLACE SWISS CHEESE ON HIS GENITALS AND PERFORM LEWD ACTS! Just plain odd!

BREAST DEFENSE

COMMUNITY SERVICE IS "TOO TIRING" AND "MY BOOBS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE LAW" OR PROBATION APPOINTMENTS! So says soft-porn model!