NAKED TEACHER CRIMES

TWO TEACHERS ARE CHARGED WITH HAVING SEX WITH A MALE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT. Was it math: 1+1+1=3 or French: Menage...

DUMB CRIMINALS

A UPS WORKER STOLE A $160,00.00 DIAMOND, AND THEN SWAPPED IT FOR A BAG OF POT! Hmm, can you say, "Stoned"?

MOTHER OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE

A MOTHER OF 2 BEATS UP NEIGHBOR WHO HAD JUST BAILED OUT ON CHILD PORN CHARGES! Don't mess with her kids!

UBER NAKED CRIMES

AN UBER DRIVER WAS ARRESTED FOR GROPING A PASSENGER WHO ASKED FOR IT WITH HER LOW-CUT TOP! Does she still tip?

MOTHER OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE

MOM PLACED INFANT IN THE TRUNK IN ORDER TO NOT GET A TICKET FOR NO CHILD SEAT! Sometimes there's nothing to add!

INFAMOUS DUI RECORD

RHODE ISLAND MAN IS ARRESTED NOT JUST ONCE, OR TWICE, OR 3 TIMES, BUT 4 TIMES IN 30 HOURS FOR DUI! Talk about not giving up!

NAKED TRUCK STOP CRIMES

POLICE ARREST WANK FOR PUBLIC LEWDNESS! With a name like Wank, could he really help himself?