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Monday, December 31, 2012

ODD LAWS FOR 2013!

NO WHEELIES, BUT RUNNING A RED-LIGHT IS OK (AFTER A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME) IN ILLINOIS! Seriously?

YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR DUI!

DON'T ARREST ME FOR A DUI OR I WILL MISS MY COURT APPEARANCE THIS MORNING ON MY FIRST DUI! Stupid is, as...

HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE NEW YEAR!

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! CALL AAA TIPSY-TOW (800) 400-4222. Tipsy-Tow

Sunday, December 30, 2012

6 CAME BEFORE 9!

WOMAN ASSAULTS BOYFRIEND FOR FINISHING BEFORE HER DURING MUTUAL ORAL SEX! Wow!

Saturday, December 29, 2012

NEW INTERNET SCAM!

LIST ANY WOMAN AS A "POTENTIAL PROSTITUTE" AND THEY MUST PAY TO TAKE DOWN! Disgusting!

Friday, December 28, 2012

ROCKET LAUNCHERS FOUND!

LOS ANGELES GUN BUY-BACK RECOVERS 2 GRENADE LAUNCHERS! Seriously?

IS CHURCH A HATE GROUP?

PETITION URGES WESTBORO CHURCH BE LABELLED A HATE GROUP! About time!

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

SMART CRIMINALS!

PHONY 911 CALL HELPS CROOKS MAKE OFF WITH $1 MILLION IN JEWELRY! Thieves!

Monday, December 24, 2012

YOU'RE TOO HOT, SO YOU'RE FIRED!

IOWA COURT ALLOWS THE TERMINATION OF AN EMPLOYEE WHO IS IRRESISTIBLE! Sexy lady!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

DRUNK MAN SPITS & KICKS COPS, THEN CRIES FOR MOMMY! Cry baby!

Sunday, December 23, 2012

ROADSIDE BODY CAVITY SEARCH?

2 WOMEN SUBJECTED TO BODY CAVITY SEARCH AFTER ARREST FOR LITTERING! Frisky cops!

Friday, December 21, 2012

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

A NEW LOW!

SCAMMERS SET UP ELABORATE WEBSITE TO COLLECT DONATIONS IN CHILD VICTIM'S NAME! Lowlifes!

SAD SIGN OF THE TIMES!

6TH GRADER FEELS NEED TO BRING A GUN TO SCHOOL FOR PROTECTION! So sad....

HEROES!

VICTORIA SOTO DIED TRYING TO PROTECT HER KIDS! A TRUE HERO! A sad loss!

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

SANTA COP?

TEXAS OFFICER GIVES MAN A REGISTRATION TICKET AND $100 BILL TO PAY FOR REGISTRATION! Christmas spirit!

CRAZY HUSBANDS!

MAN TRIES TO DROWN WIFE IN DOG BOWL BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE HIS DINNER! Crazy!

Sunday, December 16, 2012

SICK MOM'S!

MOM HELPS TEEN DAUGHTER TAKE NUDE PICS TO SEND TO 30-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND! Freaks!

HEROES ARISE FROM TRAGEDY!

HONORING THE HEROES WHO HELPED SAVE LIVES IN THE SHADY HOOK SHOOTING! Heroes

Saturday, December 15, 2012

DON'T OVERCOOK THE PORK CHOPS!

MAN SHOOTS AND KILLS ROOM-MATE OVER PORK CHOP ARGUMENT! Craziness!

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

SHOOTING MARIJUANA FROM CANONS?

THE LATEST WAY TO SMUGGLE MARIJUANA - PNEUMATIC CANONS! Canons?

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

12-YEAR-OLD TRIED AS ADULT?

APPEALS COURT SAYS, "NOT SO FAST"Insanity! AND SEND CASE BACK TO JUVENILE COURT!

SCORNED BOYFRIEND!

MAN BREAKS INTO EX'S APARTMENT AND GLUES REFRIGERATOR DOOR SHUT! Interesting....

Sunday, December 9, 2012

JUDICIAL INDISCRETIONS!

SEX IN CHAMBERS WITH PARTY IN CASE BEFORE HIM PLACES JUDGE ON LEAVE! Justice?

Saturday, December 8, 2012

TOP 100 CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEYS IN CALIFORNIA

I AM FLATTERED TO JOIN THE TOP 2% OF CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEYS IN THE STATE! Thank you!

THE DEVASTATION OF METH USE!

IF THIS IS WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE ON THE OUTSIDE, JUST THINK ABOUT THE INSIDE! Meth is the Devil!

Friday, December 7, 2012

BURGLAR CALLS 911 ON HIMSELF!

HOMEOWNER PULLS GUN ON BURGLAR AND SCARES HIM INTO CALLING 911! Justice!

Thursday, December 6, 2012

BEWARE A WOMAN SCORNED!

GIRLFRIEND ASSAULTS BOYFRIEND AFTER HE TAKES LAST BEER! Wow!

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MAN CALLS COPS TO COMPLAIN THAT PROSTITUTE OWES HIM 10 MINUTES! Seriously?

WORSE THAN SHERIFF JOE???

WARDEN FORCES INMATES TO PUT HOT SAUCE ON GENITALS, FAKE SEX ACTS,THROW BUNNIES INTO TRAFFIC! Seriously?

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

BAH HUMBUG MADE GOOD!

POLICE REPLACE STOLEN CHRISTMAS LIGHTS THIEVES STOLE FROM TERMINALLY ILL CHILD'S HOME! Merry Christmas!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

19-YEAR-OLD BANK ROBBER POSTS ON YOUTUBE "CHICK BANK ROBBER" THEN ARRESTED! Blondes!

Monday, December 3, 2012

HERO FIRED FOR HIS EFFORTS!!

MAN THWARTS AUTOZONE ROBBERY & IS FIRED FOR HIS EFFORTS! Some Reward!

Institutionalized? Not!

WOMAN WHO STARTED PRISON STRING ORCHESTRA RETURNS WEEKLY AFTER RELEASE! That's Dedication!

Friday, November 30, 2012

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MAN LISTS CAR ON CRAIGSLIST - BEST OFFER OR 1/4 POUND OF WEED! Stupid is as....

DUMB CRIMINALS!

DYNAMITE LEFT ON LAS VEGAS STREET! Oops!

Thursday, November 29, 2012

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

MAN ASSAULTS 7-11 CLERK & RUNS THROUGH GOLF COURSE NAKED! Why naked???

FORMER ANGEL INDICTED!

FORMER ANGELS SHORTSTOP DOUG DECINCES INDICTED FOR INSIDER TRADING! Cheaters!

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

ASSAULTED FOR ORGASMING TOO FAST!

WOMAN ASSAULTS BOYFRIEND WHEN HE REACHES ORGASM WITHOUT HER! Bad Sex!

Monday, November 26, 2012

DUMB CRIMINALS!

GERMANY TO REINSTATE BEASTIALITY LAWS TO CRACK DOWN ON ANIMAL BROTHELS! Sickos!

Sunday, November 25, 2012

CHEATING TEACHERS!

CALIFORNIA TEACHERS PAID ANOTHER TO TAKE CREDENTIAL EXAMS! Cheaters!

Thursday, November 22, 2012

CAUGHT ON VIDEO!

MAN PEES ON COP CAR ON SIDE OF ROAD! Pee You!

GOD SPOKE TO HER!

WOMAN SAYS THAT GOD TOLD HER TO DRIVE 100 MPH IN 30 MPH ZONE! Godspeed!

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

MORE DRIVERS HIGH THAN DRUNK!

A NEW STUDY INDICATES MORE CALIFORNIA DRIVERS ARE HIGH THAN DRUNK! Drugs

Saturday, November 17, 2012

THE RETURN OF NAKED CRIMES!

PUBLIC MASTURBATOR TELLS COPS TO WAIT UNTIL I'M FINISHED! Priorities!

Friday, November 16, 2012

RIGHT TO BARE ARMS NOT BODY PARTS!

WOMAN POINTS GUN AT FLASHER AND TELLS HIM TO STOP OR SHE IS GOING TO BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT! Go girl!

Thursday, November 15, 2012

ANOTHER OC POWER-BROKER FALLS!

FORMER ADVISER TO DISTRICT ATTORNEY T-RACK & FELON SHERIFF CORONA ARRESTED ON DUI CHARGES! Hmm...

SAY IT AIN'T SO!

$1.5 MILLION IN iPAD MINIS STOLEN FROM NEW YORK AIRPORT! iPad Thieves!

LIAR, LIAR???

MAN WHO ACCUSED VOICE OF ELMO UNDERAGE SEX RECANTS STORY! Pants on fire?

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

HEROIN IS THE NEW DEVIL!

SQUEAKY CLEAN ROCKER BON JOVI'S DAUGHTER ARRESTED ON DRUG CHARGES. Heroin sucks!

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

DUMB CRIMINALS!

WOMAN WHO DROVE ON SIDEWALK TO AVOID SCHOOL BUS SENTENCED TO HOLD 'IDIOT' SIGN! Wow!

Monday, November 12, 2012

@OCCriminalLaw is gaining momentum!

@OCCRIMINALLAW RECENTLY SURPASSED 15,000 FOLLOWERS AND IS CREEPING TOWARD 20,000!

DNA SAMPLES ON ARREST?

US SUPREME COURT WILL DECIDE IF DNA CAN BE OBTAINED AT ARREST. Maryland v. King

PRIEST'S BRAWL?

ONE PRIEST BITES OFF PIECE OF ANOTHER PRIEST'S EAR OVER A PARKING STALL! What is the world coming to?

Saturday, November 10, 2012

DUMB LAWS!

MONTANA MEDICAL MARIJUANA GROWER FACING 80 YEARS! Seriously?

DUMB CRIMINALS

MAN ARRESTED TWICE IN AN HOUR AND AT SAME TIME DUE TO DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME! Bad luck?

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

MOVIE-LIKE BURGLARY CAUGHT ON VIDEO!

THIEVES ON 3 MOTORCYCLES ENTER BRITISH MALL AND STEAL JEWELRY WORTH OVER $3 MILLION! Starring Brad Pitt?

MURDER SUSPECT MISTAKENLY RELEASED!

A MURDER SUSPECT WAS MISTAKENLY RELEASED FROM GEORGIA JAIL! Nice security!

Monday, November 5, 2012

MORE WRONGFUL CONVICTIONS!

UC BERKELEY STUDY CONCLUDES THAT CALIFORNIA LEADS THE NATION IN WRONGFUL CONVICTIONS! Really?

FALSELY IMPRISONED!

INDIANA WOMAN FALSELY IMPRISONED FOR 9 YEARS DUE TO BAD FINGERPRINT EVIDENCE! Junk Science?

Sunday, November 4, 2012

UC DAVIS DOG SEARCH STUDY

STUDY SHOWS THAT DOG'S RELIABILITY TO BE AS LITTLE AS 14.5%! Wow!

SUPREME COURT UPDATE

US SUPREME COURT HEARS 2 DOG SEARCH CASES! Accurate?

Saturday, November 3, 2012

X-JUDGE CONVICTED OF DRUG CHARGES

FORMER JUDGE CONVICTED OF STEALING DRUGS CONFISCATED FROM FELONS! Bad Judge!

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

DUMB COPS!

OFFICER TEXTS DUI ARRESTEE, "IF YOU BUY ME A BEER, I'LL FORGET EVERYTHING AT TRIAL!" Stupid is as...

DUMB CRIMINALS!

BURGLARS BREAK IN TO HOME, MAKE A FIRE AND EAT CHINESE FOOD BEFORE LEAVING! Dine and ditch?

DUMB TROOPERS!

TROOPER CONFUSES PEOPLE WITH DRUGS AND SHOOTS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS! Seriously???

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

PROP 34 WILL SAVE THE INNOCENT!

GUARANTEE NO INNOCENT PERSON IS EXECUTED! YES on Prop 34!!!

WOMAN ROBBED AFTER POSTING BAIL

A 69-YEAR-OLD WOMAN BAILS OUT 29-YEAR-OLD WHO PROMISES TO MARRY HER, BUT ROBS HER INSTEAD!!! Stupid is, as....

Monday, October 29, 2012

Friday, October 26, 2012

@OCCriminalLaw BROKE 15,000 FOLLOWERS!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT @OCCriminalLaw NOW HAS OVER 15,000 FOLLOWERS! @OCCriminalLaw

Thursday, October 25, 2012

WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!

MAN LEFT TO DIE IN DESERT WITH SEVERED PENIS!!! OUCH!!!

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

WHAT? LAP DANCES AREN'T ART???

NEW YORK TAX COURT RULES SALES TAX APPLIES TO LAP DANCES, BUT NOT BALLET! Does taste determine tax?

DUMB CRIMINALS!

BAGGAGE HANDLER STEALS $20,000 IN NEW UNRELEASED $100 BILLS! Sticky fingers?

NOT TOO BRIGHT???

MAN IN FLORIDA ARRESTED FOR AIMING A RED LASER AT POLICE HELICOPTER! Dumb Criminals

Monday, October 22, 2012

Sunday, October 21, 2012

YES, MORE NAKED CRIMINALS!

NAKED, ARMED AND IRRATIONAL FLORIDA WOMAN SHOT AND KILLED BY POLICE. Naked crime epidemic!

Saturday, October 20, 2012

THE HAMSTER DEFENSE?

WOMAN ARRESTED FOR DUI HAS HER HAMSTER TAKEN INTO POLICE CUSTODY AS WELL! Critter defense?

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

WANTED ON PINTEREST!

PINTEREST USED TO POST WANTED PHOTOS; SEES FIRST ARREST! Technology for justice!

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Monday, October 15, 2012

VICTIM VICTIMIZED A 2ND TIME!

VICTIM OF GANG RAPE EXPELLED FOR "TARNISHING SCHOOL'S REPUTATION"! Wow!

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

ILLEGAL STRIP & CAVITY SEARCHES!

MILWAUKEE PD OFFICERS CHARGED WITH ILLEGAL ROADSIDE STRIP & CAVITY SEARCHES! "Blue River!"

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I'D SEEN IT ALL!

NUN CAUGHT STEALING A BEER ON VIDEO! Wow!

Sunday, October 7, 2012

MORE NAKEDNESS!

NAKED ALABAMA COLLEGE STUDENT SHOT BY CAMPUS POLICE! Bath Salts?

Thursday, October 4, 2012

TEACHER HAS SEX WITH STUDENT

WHAT'S WORSE, THE TEACHER HAVING SEX WITH THE 17-YEAR-OLD STUDENT, OR BEING TOO DUMB TO NOT DO IT IN THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT? Sex in parking lot

MORE BESTIALITY???

MAN CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH A HORSE, AGAIN! Unstable?

MORE DUMB & NAKED!

HOUSTON POLICE OFFICER FIRED AFTER 100'S OF NUDE, FETISH & BONDAGE PHOTOS POSTED ONLINE! Where's the 1st Amendment?

DUMB & NAKED CRIMINAL!

SCARED THIEF RETURNS LAPTOP, BUT LEAVES NAKED PHOTO OF HIMSELF! Dumb & Naked!

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

STATE CHEMIST CAUGHT IN LIE!

MASSACHUSETTS STATE CHEMIST LIED ABOUT MASTER'S DEGREE IN CHEMISTRY! Nice background check; not!

Monday, September 24, 2012

Friday, September 21, 2012

DUMB CRIMINALS

THIEF SPENDS RARE QUARTER WORTH $18,500 ON A PIZZA! Dumb Criminals

BAD NEIGHBORS!

COUPLE SELLS NEIGHBOR'S DOG ON CRAIGSLIST! BAD NEIGHBORS!

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

FROM NAKED CRIMES TO ANIMAL SEX?

MAN ACCUSED OF SEX WITH A DONKEY THINKS BESTIALITY LAWS ARE BACKWARD! More animal sex?

BATH SALTS LEAD TO GOAT SEX!

MAN HIGH ON BATH SALTS HAS SEX WITH A GOAT! Goat Sex!

Monday, September 17, 2012

MAN ACCUSED OF RAPING.... A DUCK!

A MAN IN TURKEY IS CHARGED WITH BESTIALITY WITH A DUCK! Duck sex!

SACRAMENTO BEE ENDORSES PROP 34!

AFTER 150 YEARS OF UNWAVERING SUPPORT FOR THE DEATH PENALTY, THE SACRAMENTO BEE SEES THE LIGHT! Support Prop 34

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Friday, September 14, 2012

DUMB CRIMINALS

MAN RAMS INTO APPLE STORE WITH HIS OWN CAR, LEAVING LICENSE PLATE AS EVIDENCE!Dumb Criminals

FEDERAL PRISON OVERCROWDING

FEDERAL PRISON Prison OvercrowdingOVERCROWDING THE HIGHEST SINCE 2004!

Thursday, September 13, 2012

BEAT WITH HIS OWN PROSTHETIC LIMB!

HOOTER'S GIRL BEATS HER EX-BOYFRIEND WITH HIS OWN PROSTHETIC LIMB!Beat with his own limb!

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

MEN SENTENCED LONGER THAN WOMEN FOR SAME CRIME

STUDY FINDS HUGE DISPARITYWomen Sentenced Lighten Than Men? BETWEEN HOW MEN & WOMEN ARE SENTENCED FOR THE SAME CRIMES.

METH-LACED GREETING CARDS USED TO GET DRUGS IN JAIL

WOMAN PLEADS GUILTY TO CONSPIRING TO IMPORT DRUGS INTO PRISON BY WAY OF GREETING CARDS.Meth-laced Greeting Cards

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Sunday, September 9, 2012

3-D PRINT YOUR OWN GUNS???

3-D PRINTERS COULD ALLOW INDIVIDUALS TO MANUFACTURE THEIR OWN ASSAULT WEAPONS! Homemade Guns?

SCARY, INTERNET PREDEATORS

13-YEAR-OLD GIRL STEALS BROTHER'S CAR TO MEET ONLINE BOYFRIEND!Internet Predators

Thursday, July 26, 2012

PARENTS OF THE YEAR???

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/25/cassandra-gagnon-and-jonathan-bijoel_n_1704026.html?utm_hp_ref=crime

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Wednesday, July 4, 2012

MAN'S WRONGFUL MURDER CONVICTION OVERTURNED AFTER A 17-YEAR BATTLE!

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DUMB CRIMINALS: DRUNKEN BURGLAR FALLS ASLEEP AT THE CRIME SCENE!

http://ping.fm/bs75r

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

18-YEAR-OLD DEFENDANT WAS SENTENCED TO 162 YEARS IN CUSTODY FOR ROBBERIES! IT WAS HIS 1st TIME IN TROUBLE. It was a doozy, but 162 years?

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Monday, July 2, 2012

NAKED CRIMES: MAN TRESPASSES INTO WOMAN'S YARD, DISROBES & JOINS HER IN HER HOT TUB!

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NAKED CRIMES: MAN STEALS VEHICLE & THEN STRIPS NAKED BEFORE STEALING 2ND VEHICLE....

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Saturday, June 30, 2012

FEDS ARE CRACKING DOWN ON CALIFORNIA MEDICAL MARIJUANA DISPENSARIES!

http://ping.fm/2B1l2

Friday, June 29, 2012

DUMB CRIMINALS: DURING AN INTERVIEW WITH MISSOURI STATE HIGHWAY PATROL MAN ADMITS TO MOLESTING A CHILD!

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UK WON'T EXTRADITE SEX OFFENDER TI MINNESOTA AS THE JUDGES DEEM THEIR CIVIL COMMITMENT TO BE DRACONIAN.

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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

MAN WHO ALLEGEDLY HIRED AN ASSASSIN TO KILL HIS WIFE IS NOW CHARGED WITH HIRING A HITMAN TO KILL THE ASSASSIN!

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WEIRD LAWS TO KNOW BEFORE TRAVELLING

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Tuesday, June 26, 2012

RUSSIA'S TOP NARCOTICS OFFICIAL FOUND THE REASON BEHIND THE DRUG CRAZE IN RUSSIA: THE BEATLES!

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DUMB CRIMINALS? MAN ROBS A BANK & THEN DRIVES TO POLICE STATION TO CONFESS! Hey, at least he honest; sort of....

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Monday, June 25, 2012

DUMB CRIMINALS: TEEN GETS STUCK IN VENDING MACHINE WHILE TRYING TO STEAL A SODA!

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DUMB JUDGES: JUDGE OFFERS TO REDUCE SENTENCE IF MOTHER CUTS OFF DAUGHTER'S PONYTAIL!

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JUST WRONG: GRIEVING MOTHER BILLED FOR CLEAN-UP AFTER HER SON WAS KILLED BY A DRUNK DRIVER! So wrong!!!

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U.S. SUPREME COURT STRIKES DOWN MANDATORY LIFE SENTENCES FOR JUVENILES!

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U.S. SUPREME COURT STRIKES DOWN KEY PARTS OF ARIZONA'S IMMIGRATION LAW

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Friday, June 22, 2012

ORANGE COUNTY JAILS EXPECTED TO BE FULL WITHIN 4 MONTHS!

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SEX OFFENDERS MOST POST THEIR STATUS AS SUCH ON FACEBOOK & OTHER SOCIAL SITES ACCORDING TO NEW LOUISIANA LAW!

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MEN PLEAD NOT GUILTY IN DODGER FAN BEATING, AFTER THE PRELIMINARY HEARING WHERE THE DEFENDANT'S JAIL PHONE CALL ADMISSION WERE INTRODUCED.

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A JAIL IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA OFFERS FREE FOOD TO INMATES THAT CAN BREAK INTO NEW LOCKS! Now, that's putting your skills to good use!

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DID YOU KNOW STRIPPING NAKED & SENDING DIRTY PICTURES INCREASES YOUR PSYCHIC POWERS? THAT'S WHAT THIS "MEDIUM" SAYS!

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FATHER SPANKS MAN FOR SLEEPING WITH HIS UNDERAGE DAUGHTER! He got off easy!

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ARKANSAS SUPREME COURT RULES STATE'S EXECUTION LAW IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL.

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Thursday, June 21, 2012

LAWSUIT ALLEGES TBN COVERED UP RAPE OD 13- YEAR-OLD!

http://ping.fm/ARxPQ

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

RYAN LEAF SENTENCED TO 15 MONTHS OF DRUG TREATMENT IN MONTANA FOR A RESIDENTIAL BURGLARY & POSSESSION OF PAIN KILLERS.

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DETROIT MAN GAMBLES AWAY $1.5 MILLION ACCIDENTALLY GIVEN BY ATM!!!

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EXTREME DUI QUIZ! How did you do???

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SHERIFF JOE ARPAIO'S OFFICE ARRESTS A 6-YEAR-OLD SUSPECTED UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANT! Is this really what the U.S.A. has come to?

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LA KINGS PAYER ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT, BUT POLICE FIND THE VICTIM HAS CREDIBILITY ISSUES.

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MONTGOMERY, ALABAMA POLICE WRONGLY KILLED A MAN 37 YEARS AGO & TRIED TO COVER IT UP!

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NO CHARGES FOR TEXAS FATHER WHO BEAT THE MAN MOLESTING HIS DAUGHTER TO DEATH! Justice served in more ways than one!

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Tuesday, June 19, 2012

67 WRONGFUL CONVICTIONS, & NO ACCOUNTABILITY FOR CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT!

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DNA TESTS IN VIRGINIA FIND THAT 38 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WRONGLY CONVICTED FOR MURDER AND/OR SEXUAL ASSAULTS!

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Saturday, June 16, 2012

IS DAD WHO KILLED ALLEGED CHILD MOLESTER A CRIMINAL OR A HERO?

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Thursday, June 14, 2012

TEACHER ARRESTED FOR HAVING TEENS CUT THEMSELVES TO RELEASE DEMONS! Where you ask? Where else... Florida!

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STUDENT CAUGHT WITH A 35 FOOT LONG CHEAT SHEET! Yes, I said 35 foot long!

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IN SPITE OF RECENT DEATHS SURROUNDING ECSTASY (MDMA), A CANADIAN OFFICIAL SAYS IT IS SAFE TO USE!

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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

ZIMMERMAN'S WIFE ARRESTED & CHARGED WITH PERJURY FOR LYING ABOUT THE COUPLE'S ASSETS AT HER HUSBAND'S BAIL HEARING.

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Friday, June 8, 2012

DUMB CRIMINALS: 259 PILLS FALL TO JAIL HOLDING CELL FLOOR AS CONDOM FILLED WITH PILLS HIDDEN 'INSIDE HER' BREAKS! How did that get there?

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DUMB CRIMINALS: SHOPLIFTERS LEAVE BABY BEHIND AS THEY LEAVE STORE! This could win for dumbest of the year!

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INDIANA JAILER ALLEGED TO HAVE BEEN SMUGGLING DRUGS INTO FACILITY IN TACO BELL WRAPPERS! Yo quiero Taco Bell!

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ITALIAN DOCTOR CAUGHT SEXUALLY ASSAULTING A FEMALE IN A STING BY AN UNDERCOVER REPORTER.

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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

WOMAN ARRESTEDN FOR ATTACKING MAN & SQUEEZING HIS TESTICLE SO HARD THAT HIS SCROTUM SPLIT, EXPOSING HIS TESTICLE! Ouch!

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Tuesday, June 5, 2012

DELAWARE SHERIFF HAS NO POWER TO ARREST! Duties are limited to serving court papers & foreclosure sales!

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DUMB CRIMINALS: KITTEN THIEF CAUGHT ON TAPE! She makes the 'Dumb' category not because she was caught, but that she was stealing a cat!

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Monday, June 4, 2012

EMBALMER CONVICTED OF STEALING THE TEETH OF THE DEAD!

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SEATTLE, WASHINGTON MASS SHOOTING SPREE IS LATEST BY INDIVIDUAL WITH CONCEALED WEAPON PERMIT.

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Sunday, June 3, 2012

DEATHROW INMATE GRANTED DNA TEST 1 HOUR BEFORE HE WAS TO BE EXECUTED.

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Saturday, June 2, 2012

BROOKLYN MAN ROBS 3 BANKS IN 30 MINUTES!

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MAN CITED FOR LITTERING AFTER DROPPING MONEY OUT HIS CAR WINDOWN FOR A PANHANDLER!

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Friday, June 1, 2012

MIAMI MAN WITH AMPUTATED PENIS SUES FOR MEDICAL MALPRACTICE. I don't need to know any more... He should win!

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MAN DIES DURING THREESOME! FAMILY SUES DOCTOR FOR NOT WARNING HIM OF EXTREME PHYSICAL EXERTION & WINS $3MILLION!

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"YOUR 1st AMENDMENT RIGHTS CAN BE TERMINATED" SHOUTS A CHICAGO OFFICER PRIOR TO ARRESTED 2 JOURNALISTS! What was he thinking?

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Thursday, May 31, 2012

DUMB CRIMINALS: 14 NEW YORK GANG MEMBERS BRAG ABOUT CRIMES ON FACEBOOK AND 'FRIEND' A COP!

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APPEALS COURT RULES THAT DEFENSE OF MARRIAGE ACT IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL AS IT VIOLATES EQUAL PROTECTION

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JOHN EDWARDS 'NOT GUILTY' ON ONE COUNT; MISTRIAL DECLARED ON REMAINING CHARGES.

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INTERESTING ARTICLE: "WHY DO INNOCENT PEOPLE PLEAD GUILTY?" [Spoiler: Because they didn't hire me!]

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DUMB CRIMINALS: DRUG DEALER MISTAKENLY TEXTS COP AN OFFER TO SELL METHAMPHETAMINE!

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"CLEANING FAIRY" BREAKS INTO WOMAN'S HOME AND TIDIES UP! Not sure if this go under "Dumb Criminals" are "Good Samaritans"?

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TWO DETROIT TEENS SHOOT EACH OTHER OVER WHO MAKES THE BEST KOOL-AID! Not kool, man. Not kool at all!

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A FEW DAYS AGO IT WAS MARIJUANA TO PAY FOR DENNY'S, THIS TIME IT'S SEX FOR McDONALD'S!

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MARYLAND COLLEGE STUDENT ATE HIS ROOMMATE'S BRAIN & HEART! I guess you're not allowed to choose your roommate at Morgan State!

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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

GUNS NOW KILL MORE PEOPLE THAN CARS IN 10 STATES!

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MAN ACCUSED OF BITING THE LIPS OFF KITTEN AFTER HIS GIRLFRIEND LEFT HIM! I wonder why she left?

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MAN DISEMBOWELS HIMSELF & THROWS HIS OWN INTESTINES AT COPS! That puts a whole new spin on assault on an officer!

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DUMB CRIMINALS: MAN ATTEMPTS TO PAY HIS DENNY'S CHECK WITH MARIJUANA!

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KID CALLS THE COPS ON HIS OWN POT-GROWING PARENTS!

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Sunday, May 27, 2012

MORED NAKED CRIMES: POLICE SHOOT NAKED MAN FOUND CHEWING ON VICTIM'S FACE!

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Saturday, May 26, 2012

UFC OCTAGON GIRL ARRESTED IN LAS VEGAS ON DOMESTIC VIOLENCE ALLEGATIONS

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JENNA JAMESON ARRESTED FOR SUSPECTED DUI AFTER HITTING A LIGHT POLE IN L.A.

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JUDGE THROWS 17-YEAR-OLD HONOR STUDENT IN JAIL FOR TRUANCY! Seriously? Isn't the goal here an education & not how well you watch a clock?

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JUDGE THROWS 17-YEAR-OLD HONOR STUDENT IN JAIL FOR TRUANCY! Seriously? Isn't the goal here an education & not how well you watch a clock???

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A LOOK AT THE WORLD'S NICEST PRISON IN A COUNTRY WITH ONE OF THE LOWEST CRIME RATES: NORWAY!

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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

MAN ARRESTED FOR DRESSING LIKE HIS DEAD MOTHER IN ORDER TO TRY & KEEP HER HOUSE & SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS!

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DOES THE WAR ON DRUGS AFFECT YOUR PERSONAL PRIVACY RIGHTS???

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Monday, May 21, 2012

YET MORE NAKED CRIMES: NEW YORK WOMAN GOES ON A NUDE SHOPPING SPREE!

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DUMB CRIMINALS: MAN TIES HIMSELF TO TREE WHILE BLINDFOLDED WITH GENITALS EXPOSED TO WAIT FOR ANONYMOUS SEX!!!

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MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF MARIJUANA FOUND FLOATING OFF CALIFORNIA COAST!

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RESEARCHERS: MORE THAN 2,000 FALSE CONVICTIONS IN PAST 23 YEARS!

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Thursday, May 17, 2012

GOOD NEWS FOR ANGELS' TORII HUNTER: LAWYERS FOR HIS SON SAY THE GIRL HAS RECANTED!

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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

THIEVES WHO STOLE 460 POUND CHURCH BELL FOILED AT RECYCLING CENTER!

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MORE NAKEDNESS: NAKED MAN ATTACKS APARTMENT WORKER! Seriously, is it the water or what? I missed the naked crime memo!

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57,000 TICKETS FOR TEXTING ISSUED IN MONTH OF APRIL!

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Tuesday, May 15, 2012

TEXAS EXECUTED INNOCENT MAN, SAYS THE UNIVERSITY OF COLUMBIA. Does anyone still believe in the death penalty? Just bring him back 1st!

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Monday, May 14, 2012

POLICE FIND 85 BAGGIES OF CRACK, 184 OXYCODONE PILLS & 11 GRAMS OF MARIJUANA... IN MAN'S RECTUM!

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FAMILY WITNESSES ROBBERY FROM NEARLY 2,000 MILES AWAY VIA SKYPE!

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DUMB CRIMINALS: MEN ROB INTERNET CAFE AT GUNPOINT... BUT FORGET TO LOG OUT OF THEIR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT!

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Saturday, May 12, 2012

GEORGIA POLICE OFFICER BEING INVESTIGATED FOR KICKING NEARLY 9-MONTH PREGNANT WOMAN IN THE STOMACH!

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Friday, May 11, 2012

MORE NAKED CRIMES: MAN SHOT TWICE AFTER TOTTING GUN WHILE NUDE! Seriously, did I miss the nude memo or what???

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NEW JERSEY CRACKS DOWN AND CREATES NEW LAW TO BAN... WAIT... WAIT... HERE IT COMES... TEXT-WALKING! Glad to see our resources well spent!

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Thursday, May 10, 2012

MORE NAKED STUFF! NUDE CYCLIST CHARGED FOR DISTRACTING DRIVERS!

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Wednesday, May 9, 2012

KELLY THOMAS CASE: OFFICERS GOING TO TRIAL ON HOMICIDE CHARGES

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Monday, May 7, 2012

AFTER 5 YEARS OF EMPLOYMENT, WELL FARGO FIRES WOMAN FOR 1972 PETTY THEFT CONVICTION! I guess Wells Fargo does not believe in 2nd chances!

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WOMAN ALLEGEDLY HYPNOTIZED INTO GIVING UP $160,000!

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MAN ARRESTED 3 TIMES IN 3 DAYS! No, it's not Ryan Leaf! That was only twice in 24 hours!

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MORE NAKED STUFF: OHIO MAN RUNS CAR INTO FEDERAL BUILDING THEN FLEES ON FOOT... NAKED!

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Saturday, May 5, 2012

11 WAYS YOU CAN BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR DESIRES!

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Thursday, May 3, 2012

CHIHUAHUA SCARES AWAY WOULD-BE BURGLARS! I've always said, "The worst dog beats the best cat any day!"

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ANOTHER MAN DIES AFTER BEING "STUNNED" BY POLICE! This is what they call non-lethal force....

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HANCOCK COUNTY, INDIANA CORONER SHOWS UP DRUNK AT THE SCENE! Hmm, wonder why we have wrongful convictions?

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MOM PLEADS NOT GUILTY FOR ALLOWING HER DAUGHTER IN TANNING BOOTH

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U.S. DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE IS INVESTIGATING 80 CASES OF GENDER BIAS IN NOT FILING RAPE CHARGES IN MONTANA

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MAN FORGOTTEN IN CELL FOR 5 DAYS! Yes, in the U.S.!

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Wednesday, May 2, 2012

DISGRACED FORMER O.C. SHERIFF, MIKE CORONA, HAS HIS APPEAL TO THE U.S. SUPREME COURT DENIED

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Monday, April 30, 2012

3-STRIKES REFORM COULD SAVE TAXPAYERS $100 MILLION PER YEAR!

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5 SUPPOSEDLY BADASS CRIMINALS CAUGHT IN EMBARRASSING WAYS!

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STUPID VICTIMS (YES, VICTIMS): TEEN GIRLS SUNBATHING ON ROAD HIT BY CAR! Oh yah, it was in Beaver, PA to boot!

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ANOTHER CONVICTED RAPIST/MURDERER FALSELY CONVICTED ACCORDING TO RECENT DNA TESTS

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Sunday, April 29, 2012

DUMB CRIMINALS: METH KIT EXPLODES IN MAN'S PANTS!

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A FINE LINE BETWEEN MURDER AND SELF-DEFENSE

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Friday, April 27, 2012

THE NETHERLANDS HAS PLANS TO BAN FOREIGNERS FROM BUYING HASH & MARIJUANA AT LOCAL BARS! The times, they are a-changing....

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WOMAN KILLS MAN IN STREET FIGHT... BY SQUEEZING HIS TESTICLES! Squeeeeaaaaalllll

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10 MOST DANGEROUS CITIES FOR WOMEN

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STUDENT PHOTOJOURNALIST BEATEN & ARRESTED AFTER TAKING PHOTOS OF POLICE IN PUBLIC! No, this was not a foreign country!

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3 TONS OF COCAINE SEIZED AT VENEZUELAN SEAPORT ON ITS WAY TO MEXICO & THEN THE U.S. I guess some parts of the economy are still thriving!

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Thursday, April 26, 2012

MAN CHARGED WITH MAKING MAN MOONWALK AT GUNPOINT!

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Saturday, April 21, 2012

WOMAN FACES BEHEADING FOR PRACTICING WITCHCRAFT IN SAUDI ARABIA

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A TEXAS JUDGE ORDERS A MAN TO WEAR A SIGN THAT SAYS "I KILLED AARON PENNYWELL WHILE DRUNK DRIVING" AS PART OF HIS SENTENCE

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MAN ADOPTS GIRLFRIEND IN ORDER TO LIMIT HIS LIABILITY IN A CIVIL SUIT WHERE HE KILLED A MAN WHILE DUI

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Friday, April 20, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: Child molestation charges dropped against Hawaiian Gardens union leader Licon!

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Thursday, April 19, 2012

MAN ASSAULT SONIC BURGER EMPLOYEE AFTER FINDING A TOMATO ON HIS BURGER!

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MAN ASSAULTS SONIC BURGER EMPLOYEE AFTER FINDING A TOMATO ON HIS BURGER!

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

MAN STEALS FROM WOMAN AT FUNERAL. STUFFS ITEMS IN HIS UNDERWEAR.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2012

POLICE OFFER SHOOTS & KILLS DOG AS HE RESPONDS TO 911 CALL AT THE WRONG HOUSE!

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KINDERGARTNER TAKENT TO POLICE STATUIN & HANDCUFFED AFTER TANTRUM! Wow, what has the world come to....

Monday, April 16, 2012

73-YEAR-OLD GRANNY "DRUG KINGPIN" BUSTED WITH 4 POUNDS OF MARIJUANA AND $276,000 IN CASH!

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Wednesday, April 11, 2012

CHARLES MANSON'S PAROLE DENIED AGAIN AFTER 40+ YEARS IN PRISON. NEXT HEARING IN 15 YEARS. Justice does work without the death penalty!

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WOMAN INDICTED ALLEGEDLY FAKING CANCER IN ORDER TO WIN A FREE WEDDING!

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5-YEAR OLD BOY BRING HEROIN TO SHOW & TELL! STEP-DAD IS LATER ARRESTED....

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Friday, April 6, 2012

MAN PROPOSES IN COURT TO THE WOMAN HO STABBED HIM IN THE BACK WITH A 12 INCH STEAK KNIFE! Seriously?

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ALLEGED RAPE VICTIM TAKEN INTO CUSTODY TO INSURE HER TESTIMONY! I guess being violated by the state doesn't count....

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DUMB CRIMINALS: WOMAN RELEASED FROM JAIL REARRESTED AFTER SHE STIFF CAB DRIVER WHO DROVE HER HOME!

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DUMB CRIMINALS: FACEBOOK CONTINUES TO BE USED TO SOLVE CRIMES, AS CRIMINAL CONTINUE TO POST INCRIMINATING PHOTOS!

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Thursday, April 5, 2012

PENNSYLVANIA MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE A TEENAGER ARRESTED FOR BUYING BEER EVEN THOUGH HIS LICENSE STATES HE'S 22!

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OOPS! WRONG-WAY DRIVER PASSES SHERIFF....

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JUSTICE DEPARTMENT PREPARING TO SUE "AMERICA'S TOUGHEST SHERIFF", JOE ARPAIO, FOR DISCRIMINATING AGAINST LATINOS

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CONNECTICUT SENATE VOTES TO ABOLISH THE DEATH PENALTY!

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WAITRESS GIVEN A $12,000 CASH TIP REPORTS IT TO POLICE, WHO SAY THE MONEY IS HERS IF NO ONE CLAIMS IT. NO ONE DID & POLICE WON'T RETURN IT!

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TENNESSEE JUDGE GETS PILLS AND SEX FROM DRUG COURT GRADUATE DURING COURTROOM BREAKS!

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WOMAN OFFERS SEX FOR CHEESEBURGERS....

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NEWPORT BEACH PD PULLS GUNS ON ANGELS TORII HUNTER!

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Tuesday, April 3, 2012

A PRICEY GADGET CALLED A "STINGRAY" ALLOWS LAW ENFORCEMENT TO TRACK CELL PHONES WITHOUT NOTIFYING EVEN THE CELL CARRIER SERVICE!

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Monday, April 2, 2012

TEACHER ARRESTED FOR ALLEGEDLY OFFERING GOOD GRADES IN EXCHANGE FOR SEX. And, I thought that was only a bad porn movie plot....

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WOMAN BARES BREASTS WHEN POLICE ASK HER TO IDENTIFY HERSELF DURING AN ALLEGED BURGLARY....

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RYAN LEAF ARRESTED! NO DEJA VU, IT'S A NEW ARREST FOR A BURGLARY THAT ALLEGEDLY OCCURRED WITHIN 24 HOURS OF HIS LAST RELEASE ON BAIL!

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Saturday, March 31, 2012

RYAN LEAF? JUST WHAN YOU THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER HEAR ABOUT HIM AGAIN, HE IS ARRESTED IN MONTANA ON BURGLARY & DRUG CHARGES!

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Friday, March 30, 2012

GOOD NEWS FOR TEACHERS: ARKANSAS COURT RULES THEY CAN HAVE SEX WITH STUDENTS; IF THEY ARE 18.

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POLICE CALLED IN TO FREE MAN FROM HANDCUFFS! Well, he was trying them on in a sex shop and couldn't get them off!

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OK I GIVE. UNTIL I SAW THIS PHOTO, I DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD TELL SOMEONE WAS GUILTY BY LOOKING AT THEM!

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FIRST IT WAS "DISTRACTED DRIVING", NOW IT'S "DISTRACTED WALKING"?

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MAN SHOOTS WIFE AFTER HER DOG POOPS IN THE HOUSE!

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WOMAN MOON'S OFFICERS AS THEY APPROACH. I wonder if the Supreme Court would accept that as invoking her right to remain silent?

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Thursday, March 29, 2012

8-YEAR-OLD BOY USES iPAD TO LEAD POLICE TO BURGLAR!

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Wednesday, March 28, 2012

THE U.S. WAS 5th IN THE WORLD IN NUMBER OF EXECUTIONS; BEHIND, CHINA, SAUDI ARABIA, IRAN & IRAQ! Nice company. The U.S. should be proud....

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2 NINJAS ROB MEDICINAL MARIJUANA DELIVERY! Yes, you read correctly, NINJAS!!!

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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

MAN DISMEMBERS FRIEND! I wonder what he does to his enemies???

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Sunday, March 25, 2012

PROBATIONER CONCERNED ABOUT URINE TEST CAUGHT BY HER PROBATION OFFICER TRYING TO USE "CLEAN" URINE FROM A BOTTLE HIDDEN IN HER VAGINA!

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HONOLULU JUDGE PUTS CHOKE HOLD ON DEFENDANT WHO JUMPS ON HIS BENCH!

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MAN STABS 81 YEAR-OLD ROOM-MATE OVER TV VOLUME!

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CANNIBAL MAFIA ALLEGEDLY EATS RIVAL!

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THIEF ACCIDENTALLY CALLED 911!

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Thursday, March 22, 2012

INTERESTING ARTICLE: THE HIDDEN COSTS OF ELDERLY INMATES

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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

INTERESTING ARTICLE: "DON'T PUT JUVENILES IN JAIL FOR LIFE"

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NAKED MAN WAS ARRESTED SCREAMING THAT 4 MEN MADE HIM HOLD A NUCLEAR BOMB! Still unclear why must be naked, and no nuke was found, either!

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WOMAN KILLED MAN BECAUSE SHE WAS "SICK OF COOKING"! Maybe home-cooked meals are over-rated!

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Monday, March 19, 2012

DUMB CRIMINALS: NEW HAMPSHIRE MAN ARRESTED AFTER BREAKING INTO HOME WITH T-SHIRT ON AND NO PANTS (OR BOXERS!)

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KARAOKE SINGER IN APPLEBEE'S STRIPS AND PUNCHES MANAGER AT APPLEBEE'S AFTER BAD REVIEW!

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Sunday, March 18, 2012

DUMB CRIMINALS: THIEVES ARRESTED AFTER STEALING VIDEO CAMERAS, BUT NOT VIDEO TAPE!

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Saturday, March 17, 2012

DIRECTOR OF INDEPENDENT AND VIRAL MOVIE "KONY 2012" ARRESTED IN SAN DIEGO ON ALLEGATIONS OF PUBLIC MASTURBATION!

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