Shuffleboard a dangerous sport?

An 81-year-old Florida man gets into a physical altercation at the Senior Center over a shuffleboard game! The octogenarian pled to a misdemeanor battery charge!

Naked Crimes: NFL Edition

Former Atlanta Falcon running back, Jamal Anderson, begins masturbating in front of a store clerk in Georgia! I guess he didn't have the moves to get away!

Famous Mug Shots: Jimi Hendrix

Jimi Hendrix arrested in the Toronto airport on charges of possessing heroin and hashish. Heroin is the devil!

Naked Crimes: Landlord Edition

A Colorado landlord is caught on video entering a tenant's apartment, having sex with his partner on their bed, and cleaning up with tenant's dress! No words for this one!

Naked Crimes: Scorned Woman

A Florida woman who sent naked pics of her x-husband to his parents and employer is arrested on misdemeanor charges. Hmm, I guess she thought it would help them reconcile?

Wife Runs Over Husband

A California woman ran over her husband because he... wait... wait for it... here it comes... he voted for Trump! I wonder what will happen now that Trump won?

Dumb Criminals

FBI is looking for the "Spelling Bee Bandit," so named as he writes notes telling bank clerks about the "robery." He should have stayed in "skool"!

Naked Crimes: Man Arrested for Mooning

A 78-year-old man is arrested in Louisiana after mooning a 29-year-old woman who turned down his sexual advances! I guess she wasn't looking for a sugar-daddy!

Naked Crimes: NFL Sex Tape

Denver Broncos linebacker, Von Miller, is seeking a court injunction to prohibit the release of a sex tape! I guess what happens in Cancun does not necessarily stay in Cancun!

Naked and Drunk in Florida!

A Tennessee man found walking around a Florida Condo complex naked with a Coors Light can in hand pounding on doors looking for sex! Now there's a keeper, ladies!

Naked Crimes: Police Edition

A Police Officer on LSD breaks into the local YMCA to save the anti-masturbation Dolphin mascot from a burning fire that was an hallucination! I couldn't make this on up if I tried!!!

The Great Pumpkin Robbery!

3 New Jersey men are seen on surveillance camera stealing 192 pumpkins! Charlie Brown does not approve!

Naked Crimes: Snapchat Edition

19-year-old Texan girl sends topless selfie to boyfriend moments before crashing into a police car! I wonder if the boyfriend crashed, too?

Naked Crimes: Quarter Pounder & Fries for Sex?

A Wyoming man arrives to meet prostitute carrying a Quarter Pounder and fries to pay for sex and is arrested in police sting! She wasn't even worth a Big Mac or Value Meal?

How did that get there?

A man was arrested and found to have heroin in his butt! Not just 1, 2 or 3 bags, but 110!!! Someone call Guinness! This has to be a record!

Naked Crimes - Assault with a Sex Toy!

A Florida man is arrested for slapping his girlfriend in the face with a sex toy! Does this only happen in Florida?

Legos Cause Brawl!

A father and son get into a fistfight over the father throwing away his 19-year-old son's legos! Thank goodness my parents new better!

Naked Crimes - Man Violates Orange Juice!

A 72-year-old man sneaks into woman's house and ejaculates into her orange juice container! Watch out for those video cameras! 

Coke at the Coca-Cola Plant?

There's nothing unusual about coke at a Coca-Cola plant, unless it's 815 pounds of cocaine! Police find 815 pounds of cocaine in French Coca-Cola plant

90 Year-Old Locks Cop in Basement!

90-year-old lady locks officer in basement during illegal search, and then wins a $95,000 settlement! The retired educator still teaching school!

Todd Marinovich Naked in Irvine!

Police find Marinovich in a neighbors backyard naked with marijuana! I suspect under the influence of something even stronger! Sad!

Naked Crimes - Van Sex?

A 35-year-old Ohio man is arrested after placing his genitals in the grill of a red van! They think he was on drugs! You think???

Should Everyone Be Allowed To Be Armed?

A Kentucky man pulls a gun in a movie theater over a child kicking his seat! Some people are too ignorant to own guns!

Mother of the Year Candidate!

A Pennsylvania mother is seen putting her 3 and 5 year-old children in the trunk of her car and driving away! Her booking photo shows a lot of remorse! 😳

Does Pokemon Catch Crooks?

Manchester, New Hampshire PD sent a message to their Top 500 Wanted Criminals telling them a special Pokemon was located in the department! Unfortunately, their Top 500 are either smarter than that, or don't play!

No More Stealing & Eating Marijuana on the Job at SAPD!

3 SAPD Officers no longer on force after a video exposes them stealing and eating marijuana, and making fun of a handicapped woman while executing a search warrant! Justice is served!

A Noble Prison Break?

Texas inmates break out of a cell in Texas in order to save a guard who had fell down unconscious! Good deeds come from all places!

Murder Witness, a Parrot?

A parrot may be witness to a murder! The parrot keeps saying "Don't shoot!" in the victim's voice! Not sure how cross-examination will go....

Domestic Violence Misdemeanor is Lifetime Firearm Ban

Most people don't realize a DV plea to a misdemeanor is a lifetime firearm ban, and SCOTUS just upheld it. (18 USC 922(g)(9))

Naked Crimes - Courtroom Edition

An Alabama man in court on indecent exposure charges, drops his pants to his ankles, enters the courtroom and announces, "Court's back in session!" I just report them...

Bike Thief Stopped Old School Style!

An Oregon man, who heard a woman scream as her bike was being stolen, jumped on his horse and lassoed the thief! Who says the Old West is dead?

Naked Crimes - Sex Toy Edition

25-year-old female form Florida stole sex toys because she was too lazy to pay for them! It's hard to imagine this mindset from a Walmart shopper in Florida!

SCOTUS Overturns Death-Penalty Case

Chief Justice Roberts is joined by all, except Uncle Tom - Justice Thomas, in finding racial bias in jury selection by the government! Chief Justice Roberts never ceases to amaze me!

Naked Crimes in Oklahoma

A man walks down the street completely naked and looking to be in an altered state! Blamed it on smoking "coco puffs" (Marijuana and Cocaine) not Cocoa Puffs the cereal, silly!

Naked Crimes - Sex Shook the House!

A Pennsylvania woman had such loud sex that the cancer stricken neighbors could hear and the dresser shook! Mom made the kids wear headphones!

Florida DUI Driver's Outrageous BAC Level!

A Florida man was arrested for DUI and reported to have a BAC of 0.604%, which is 7 1/2 times the legal limit! Oh yeah, you're supposed to be dead at 0.50%!

Naked Teacher Crimes

A Utah teacher justifies her relationship with 16 and 17 year old boys by saying their grades improved! I think she was referring to their Biology grades!

Judge Declares Babies' Names Illegal!

A Welsh woman wanted to name her twins "Cyanide" and "Preacher", but judge declared the name "Cyanide" could cause the child emotional harm! She thought Cyanide was positive since the poison killed Stalin and Hitler!

Naked Animal Crimes

Boyfriend shows cops his phone pics to prove he did not batter his girlfriend, and cops find pics of girlfriend having sex with dogs! You can't make this stuff up!

Naked Crimes - Drones Edition

An Oklahoma hooker is caught on video with a John by a drone! Maybe the front seat of the car was not the least conspicuous location....

Naked Stripper Crimes

A Wisconsin stripper is arrested after biting a customer's genitals during a lap dance! Maybe she thought that was her tip!

Snap, Crackle, Pee!

A man is caught peeing into Kellogg's Rice Crispy Treat production line! What gets into people?

Woman Evades Police While Naked!

A New Mexico woman took police on a 100 MPH pursuit, then fled the car naked! She was too hot after using heroin, taking a bunch of pills and drinking whiskey!

Woman Steals Sex Toy

A Florida woman steals a vibrating sex toy, as she does not want to cheat on her husband! Moral Issue: Stealing v. Adultery....

Dumb Criminals

Minneapolis bus driver steals a bus after his shift, so he wouldn't be late to his 2nd job! At least he is dependable!

Naked Teacher Crimes

I've heard about new math, but did not know it included BJ's in class, and taking turns having sex with the teacher! Arkansas math teacher has sex with 3 students at once!

Cops do good!

A Massachusetts Police Officer is called to investigate loitering, and ends up buying groceries and getting a room for the homeless woman! Using $$$ out of his own pocket!

Not above the law!

A New York judge is charged with DUI... on the way to court!!! Stopped at 8:00 am! Oops!

Naked Teacher Crimes

Florida high school gym teacher is suspended and under investigation for sending and receiving nude photos to and from her students! No, Snapchat is not completely anonymous!

Naked Crimes - Waffle House Edition

A Georgia woman strips off her clothes in a Waffle House, and then assaults a woman and throws plates of food! Duh, you have to do that naked!

Dumb Criminals

A fugitive sends police a selfie to replace his wanted mugshot because "that one is terrible"! Can you say vain? Narcissistic?

Naked Crimes Continue

An intoxicated Pennsylvania woman takes a butcher knife to a man's genitals! The reason is still unclear!

NAKED ENGAGEMENT CRIMES

How do you celebrate a proposal at Walmart? By stealing 2 thongs, a vibrator and oral sex candy at Spencer's! A classy couple!

Naked and Voyeur Crimes

A naked man wearing a Ronald Reagan mask and sock over his privates, is busted looking in couple's window! Is it a Republican thing?

Naked Crimes for 20161

A Florida woman was stopped and after being patted down, handed over the marijuana and cigar she had hidden in her vagina! She hid that where?