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Monday, December 28, 2015

Naked Sex Toy Crimes

Minnesota man pulls gun on store clerk who refuses to refund faulty penis pump! Who would have thought a penis pump would be defective?

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Time Traveling Crimes

A 40-year-old Florida man drives into a building trying to enter a time portal! McFly, that doesn't work if you're not in a DeLorean!

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Naked Christmas Crimes

A Salvation Army "Bell Ringer" in Tennessee shows off his below the belt bells and is arrests for lewd conduct! Keep your bells to yourself!

Monday, December 14, 2015

Just In Case You Needed To Know...

It is not a crime in South Carolina to sit on your front porch with a rifle wearing just your blue thong underwear! It should be for this guy!

Shameful Crimes!

A school bus driver was arrested for DUI in Napa County while driving 28 school kids! Wow! This is wrong on so many levels!

Friday, December 11, 2015

Dumb and Naked Crimes

A 19-year-old naked man carjacks a Fed Ex truck, and then fleas on foot when he can't figure out how to drive it! You can't make these up!