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Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Dumb Criminals Caught in the Cloud

An 18-year-old California girl takes selfies after stealing an iPhone, not realize they went to the cloud! Police ID'd and arrested her!

Naked and Perverted Crimes

A Tennessee pervert exits his car, walks to a pier with fishermen, drops his pants and begins to masturbate! Did I mention the vaseline or women's' panties stuffed in his shirt?

Almost Naked Crimes

A South Carolina stripper assaults patron from stage after he tells her to get to the gym and lose some weight! I guess she wasn't his type!

Monday, November 23, 2015

Dumb Criminals!

A Georgia man steals an 18-wheel beer truck, is chased by the police, and gets ran over by the truck trying to flee! But, it started off so well!

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Naked Soccer Fan Crimes

A Spanish player runs on the field to slap referee with his penis! Only in soccer could this happen!

Naked Sex Game Crimes

A 21-year-old Florida man says he shot his girlfriend during roll-play sex where she asked him to hold gun to her head! Oops, he forgot to unload it first!

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Crooked Cops

A Florida officer shows up drunk to received an award from MADD for arresting drunk drivers! Irony at its best!

Naked Public Sex Crimes

Wife gives husband oral sex in a London mall, as their kids interrupt several times! Parents of the Year?


Ohio man too drunk to drive has 9-year-old neighbor drive him to get BBQ sauce! BBQ sauce, you just have to have it!

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Naked Halloween Crimes

Oregon man arrested for pleasuring himself to costume package photos in costume shop! Somene needs to buy him a computer!

Naked DUI Crimes

Man arrested for DUI found to be wearing only a trench coat and fake penis! He ate toilet paper to try to foil the breath test!


Woman dances naked and pours ketchup on herself at Johnny Rockets! It's sad we don't have proper treatment for the mentally ill.