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Sunday, November 27, 2016

Naked Crimes: Scorned Woman

A Florida woman who sent naked pics of her x-husband to his parents and employer is arrested on misdemeanor charges. Hmm, I guess she thought it would help them reconcile?

Monday, November 21, 2016

Wife Runs Over Husband

A California woman ran over her husband because he... wait... wait for it... here it comes... he voted for Trump! I wonder what will happen now that Trump won?

Dumb Criminals

FBI is looking for the "Spelling Bee Bandit," so named as he writes notes telling bank clerks about the "robery." He should have stayed in "skool"!

Friday, November 18, 2016

Naked Crimes: Man Arrested for Mooning

A 78-year-old man is arrested in Louisiana after mooning a 29-year-old woman who turned down his sexual advances! I guess she wasn't looking for a sugar-daddy!

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Naked Crimes: NFL Sex Tape

Denver Broncos linebacker, Von Miller, is seeking a court injunction to prohibit the release of a sex tape! I guess what happens in Cancun does not necessarily stay in Cancun!

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Naked and Drunk in Florida!

A Tennessee man found walking around a Florida Condo complex naked with a Coors Light can in hand pounding on doors looking for sex! Now there's a keeper, ladies!

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Naked Crimes: Police Edition

A Police Officer on LSD breaks into the local YMCA to save the anti-masturbation Dolphin mascot from a burning fire that was an hallucination! I couldn't make this on up if I tried!!!