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Friday, August 30, 2013

WINNER OF FATHER-OF-THE-YEAR!

TEXAS FATHER BEATS TO DEATH THE MAN WHO WAS MOLESTING HIS 5-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, AND WILL NOT BE CHARGED! Justice sometimes comes in mysterious ways....

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

A 20-YEAR-OLD FLORIDA MAN IS ARRESTED FRO WALKING HIS DOG... NAKED! Can you say 'Bath Salts'?

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

HONESTY, IN THIS DAY AND AGE???

AFTER LOOKING FOR A STORE CLERK, 4 COLLEGE ATHLETES LEAVE THE CASH ON THE COUNTER, WAVE TO SECURITY CAMERAS AND LEAVE! Fire the sore clerk, and hire these guys!

BANK ROBBER STEALS $1.00!

A SEATTLE HOMELESS MAN ROBS A BANK OF $1.00, AND THEN SITS AND WAITS FOR THE POLICE, ALL TO OBTAIN HEALTHCARE! It's sad to think one has to go to these lengths!

Sunday, August 25, 2013

DON'T SCREW UP THE COFFEE!

A COUPLE BEATS AND PISTOL-WHIPS A DUNKIN' DONUTS EMPLOYEE FOR BOTHED COFFEE! Talk about being ornery without caffeine!

Saturday, August 24, 2013

PARENTS OF THE YEAR?

A GUN GOES OFF AT SCHOOL INSIDE A KINDERGARTNER'S BACKPACK! PARENTS NEED TO LOCK UP THEIR GUNS!!! Gun-owners need to store their guns properly!

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS!

WHEN ARRESTED ON PIMPING CHARGES, MAN WAS WEARING A T-SHIRT THAT READ "I MAKE PIMPIN' LOOK EASY"! Easy for the cops, too!

Monday, August 19, 2013

GIRL FIGHT!

A BABY-SHOWER ENDS WITH ONE WOMAN PUNCTURING ANOTHER WOMAN'S CHEEK WITH A STILETTO HEEL! Sounds like a nice party!

Sunday, August 18, 2013

ANOTHER MOTHER OH THE YEAR CONTESTANT,

AN OREGON MOTHER DRIVES SON TO MEET UNDERCOVER COP TO SELL HEROIN! A family that uses together....

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MAN ARRESTED FOR DUI TRYING TO PEE OUT COP CAR WINDOW WETS HIMSELF!!! Idiots!

MORE DUMB COPS!

TEXAS SWAT TEAM RAIDS A... WAIT... WAIT.... HERE IT COMES... AN ORGANIC OKRA FIELD!!! Even cops need to know their vegetables!

Friday, August 16, 2013

BAD, DUMB COPS!

TENNESSEE COP USES HIS PATROL CAR COMPUTER TO SEARCH FOR KIDDIE PORN! Stupid is as stupid does!

Thursday, August 15, 2013

CRAZY CRIMES!

IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE ANYONE EVER THOUGHT TO MAKE THESE THINGS ILLEGAL! Only a politician could think up these!

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

NAKED CRIMES!

AN IDAHO MAN HAS SEX WITH THE WRONG TYPE OF P@#$Y, A PUSSY CAT! Idaho needs to purrfect its Sex Ed!

Monday, August 12, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS!

WHEN THE WHIZZINATOR IS NOT AN OPTION TO FAKE A URINE TEST, JUST HIDE A URINE FILLED PILL BOTTLE IN YOUR COOCH! Who put that there?

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Friday, August 9, 2013

MAN WANTED FOR... A MIRACLE!

A MAN APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE TO PRAY WITH HIT AND RUN VICTIM, AND AFTER THE FIREFIGHTERS' BROKEN EQUIPMENT WORKS! An angel???

Thursday, August 8, 2013

NAKED CRIMES TAKE FLIGHT!

COUPLE IS ARRESTED FOR LEWD CONDUCT AFTER THEIR IN-FLIGHT PLEASURE SESSION OF MUTUAL ORAL SEX WHILE IN THEIR SEATS! Mile high club gone bad!

CRIMINALS WITH A CONSCIENCE!

THIEVES RETURN STOLEN ITEMS WITH AN APOLOGY NOTE AFTER DISCOVER THEY STOLE FROM A SEXUAL ASSAULT SUPPORT CENTER! Step 1....

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

BRAINLESS COPS DETER CRIME!

BOSTON USES CARDBOARD COP CUTOUTS TO DETER CRIME IN PUBLIC TRANSIT! Innovations in law enforcement!

Monday, August 5, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS!

iPHONE THIEF ACCIDENTALLY POSTS HIS OWN PICTURE ON VICTIM'S FACEBOOK PAGE! Dumb and dumber!

Sunday, August 4, 2013

FACEBOOK ID'S THIEF!

MAN WHO DINED-AND-DITCHED ON $100 TAB ID'D AFTER PHOTO PUT ON FACEBOOK!   Big brother is watching!

Saturday, August 3, 2013

LAWYER DRUNK IN COURT!

LAWYER DRUNK IN COURTROOM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN AS HE MISSES 2 OTHER COURTROOMS! Contempt hearing scheduled!

CHINESE v. McDONALD'S

BROTHER ASSAULTS HIS SISTER BECAUSE SHE BROUGHT McDONALD'S INSTEAD OF CHINESE FOOD! Sibling love!

FATHER OF THE YEAR NOMINEE!

10-YEAR-OLD SON CALLS 911 AS FATHER DRIVES DRUNK WITH HE AND HIS SISTER IN THE CAR! Idiots!

Friday, August 2, 2013

$150,000.00 IN QUARTERS!

MAN PROTESTS WRONGFUL DEATH VERDICT BY PAYING JUDGMENT IN QUARTERS! Now, that's peaceful protest!