THE KENT LAW FIRM

THE KENT LAW FIRM
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Monday, September 30, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS!

FLORIDA MAN ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS FRIEND IN LEG WHILE TRYING TO SHOOT A SNAKE! Not even sure it was poisonous!

Friday, September 27, 2013

DUMB, BUT CLEAN, CRIMINALS!

A 55-YEAR-OLD FLORIDA MAN SHOVES A 75-YEAR-OLD-MAN TO GROUND FOR ATTEMPTING TO USE A DRYER AT LAUNDY MAT! Thank goodness he didn't try to use the washer!

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

NAKED COLLEGE CRIMES!

A COLLEGE PROFESSOR ADMITS TO "UPSKIRTING" 2 COLLEGE GIRLS, BUT JUST TO PROVE THEY WEREN'T WEARING PANTIES! Uh, yah, sure you were!

NAKED HOME DEPOT CRIMES!

A SOUTH CAROLINA COUPLE IS CAUGHT HAVING SEX IN HOME DEPOT DISPLAY SHED! It's not a crime in WalMart!

Monday, September 23, 2013

Sunday, September 22, 2013

SPIDERMAN TURNS TO LIFE OF CRIME!

SPIDERMAN FAILS AS A CRIMINAL, WHEN STORE CLERK PULLS A GUN TO THWART HIM! I wonder what Batman will think?

Friday, September 20, 2013

BIRTHDAY WISHES, KETCHUP BOTTLES & MURDER!

A LACK OF BIRTHDAY WISHES &  TIGHT KETCHUP LID ARE ENOUGH FOR THIS OREGN MAN TO KILL HIS WIFE! The card is in the mail!

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

NAKED ANIMAL CRIMES!

NORTH CAROLINA SOLDIER FILMS HIS 23-YEAR-OLD WIFE HAVING SEX WITH ANIMALS TO POST ON INTERNET! I guess if your not man enough, let the dog take over!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MILWAUKEE MAN GETS STUCK IN THE AIR DUCT WHILE TRYING TO STEAL DRUGS FROM AN ANIMAL HOSPITAL! I thought this only happened in the movies!

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

CRIMINALS WITH ESP?

MAN WEARING "I'M A DRUNK" T-SHIRT ARRESTED FOR... DRUNK IN PUBLIC! Who would have guessed?

Monday, September 16, 2013

NAKED 'BRANDING' CRIMES!?!?

AN ARIZONA MAN DRUGS HIS GIRLFRIEND AND THEN 'BRANDS' HIS INITIAL ON HIS OH SO PRIVATES! "It's OK," he says, "I've done it to other girlfriends!"

FATHER OF THE YEAR?

BABY IN STROLLER FOUND ON SIDEWALK AT FATHER'S FEET AS HE LIED PASSED OUT PASSED OUT AT 0.31% BAC! He was just taking a nap! 

Saturday, September 14, 2013

MÉNAGE A TROIS GONE WRONG!

MAN ASSAULTS HIS GILFRIEND FOR CONTINUING THE TRYST AFTER HE AD FINISHED! Uh, show a little appreciation!

MAN CONVICTED OF SEX WITH A LAND ROVER!

IT WAS A WILD AND DRUNKEN NIGHT THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN RECALL! They call me "Hotcock"!

Thursday, September 12, 2013

FOOD FIGHT!

FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED FOR THROWING CHICKEN WINGS AT HS WIFE DURING AN ARGUMENT! Temper, temper!

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

HARD BOILED EGGS!

MAN ASSAULTS HIS WIFE AND 16-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER OVER 'HARD BOILED EGGS'! A man has to have standards!

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

COOL COPS!

A MINNESOTA OFFICER BEFRIENDS KIDS AT A LOCAL SKATE PARK BY DOING 360'S ON A BORROWED BIKE! That's great PR!

Saturday, September 7, 2013

NEW TRIAL GRANTED AFTER 22 YEARS!

DEATH SENTENCE OVERTURNED DUE TO EVIDENCE OF MARICOPA SHERIFF DEPUTY LYING UNDER OATH NOT PROVIDED BY PROSECUTION! The prosecutors should be disbarred!

Friday, September 6, 2013

MORE NAKED CRIEMS!

A NAKED PEEPING TOM IS CAUGHT IN THE ACT SPYING ON SOME GILRS AND BEATEN BY FAMILY MEMBERS! You need a better hiding place!

Thursday, September 5, 2013

NEW GAME: WHERE'S THE GUN?

AN OKLAHOMA MAN ARRESTED ON MINOR CHARGES IS FOUND TO HAVE A DERRINGER UP HIS DERRIÈRE! And, it was loaded!!!

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

KRAZY KRIMINAL KARMA!

A CONVICTED RAPIST COLLAPSES AFTER HE IS TOLD HE MAY HAVE CONTRACTED HIV FROM HIS VICTIM! Life works in mysterious ways!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

NEW YORK MAN DIES AFTER BEING NEARLY DECAPITATED BY HIS OWN BOOBY-TRAP TO PROTECT HIS MARIJUANA CROPS! Learn to share a little!

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

WHERE'S THE CRACK PIPE?

CRACKHEADS HIDE THEIR PIPES IN THE CRAZIEST PALCES... CAN YOU SAY, "STOMACH"? HOW ABOUT, "VAGINA"? This could be a new board-game!

NAKED CRIMES ARE BACK!

NAKED MAN TASED TO STOP HIM FROM JUMPING ON AND OTHERWISE VANDALIZING CARS! You just have to do that naked!

Monday, September 2, 2013

INTERESTING HIDING PLACES!

WOMAN STEALS $5,000 FROM HER BOYFRIEND AND HIDES ITIN HER RECTUM! Talk about dirty money....

Sunday, September 1, 2013

PORTA-POTTY-PERV!!!

WHAT CAN YOU DO TO PUNISH A PORTA-POTTY-PERV THAT IS WORSE THAN HE DID TO HIMSELF? 3-years prison is a start.