THE KENT LAW FIRM

THE KENT LAW FIRM
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Tuesday, March 31, 2015

NAKED BAR MITZVAH CRIMES

WOMAN FLASHES HER BREASTS AND INVITES SEVERAL BOYS INTo BATHROOM TO FEEL HER UP AND GIVES ONE ORAL! Boys rapidly converting to Judaism?

Sunday, March 29, 2015

WANTING TO GET NAKED CRIMES

18-YEAR OLD FLORIDA MAN STEALS A VIBRATOR AFTER GIRLFRIEND TELLS HIM "I WANT THIS!" I guess he forgot his wallet!

Thursday, March 26, 2015

NAKED PUBLIC CRIMES

FLORIDA COUPLE IS ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX IN PUBLIC WITHIN EYESIGHT OF KIDS AT A PARK! Motel 6?

REMEMBER THE BACON, B%*CH!

MICHIGAN WOMAN CONVICTED OF SHOOTING INTO A McDONALD'S DRIVE-THRU AFTER THEY FORGOT TO PUT BACON ON HER BURGER! Swineless!

Friday, March 20, 2015

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

NAKED CRIME HIDING PLACES

A PREGNANT NEW JERSEY WOMAN FOUND HIDING 89 PACKETS OF HEROIN IN HER VAGINA! 89 packages in her what???

Sunday, March 15, 2015

NAKED TEACHER CRIMES

AN ARIZONA HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER SMOKED POT WITH STUDENTS AND EXCHANGED EXPLICIT TEXTS AND PHOTOS! Seriously?

Thursday, March 12, 2015

DUMB AND DUMBER CRIMINALS

ARKANSAS TEENS BURGLARIZE HOUSE, THINK THEY SCORED COCAINE THAT TURNS OUT TO BE A CREMATED CORPSE! Oops!

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

MORE GEORGIA INSANITY

A JUDGE SENTENCES TRASH MAN TO 30 DAYS IN JAIL FOR PICKING UP TRASH TOO EARLY! Crime must really be down in Georgia!

NAKED CRIMES KILL

AN ATLANTA MAN RUNNING AROUND AN APARTMENT COMPLEX NAKED IS SHOT AND KILLED BY POLICE! Ever heard of non-lethal force?

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

NAKED ANIMAL CRIMES

WISCONSIN MAN ARRESTED IN A BARN SMOKING MARIJUANA AND GIVING ORAL TO A HORSE! You sure that wasn't PCP laced?

MORE DUMB CRIMINALS

A 21-YEAR-OLD NEBRASKA DRIVER IS ARRESTED WHEN COPS FIND MARIJUANA IN A CONTAINER MARKED "NOT MARIJUANA." Wow, this kid is bright! 

Monday, March 2, 2015

DUMB CRIMINALS

TEXAS MAN ARRESTED FOR REPEATED DRUNK DRIVING WEARING A "WARNING: I DO DUMB THINGS" T-SHIRT. He knows himself well!