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Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Naked Teacher Crimes

A Utah teacher justifies her relationship with 16 and 17 year old boys by saying their grades improved! I think she was referring to their Biology grades!

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Judge Declares Babies' Names Illegal!

A Welsh woman wanted to name her twins "Cyanide" and "Preacher", but judge declared the name "Cyanide" could cause the child emotional harm! She thought Cyanide was positive since the poison killed Stalin and Hitler!

Monday, April 11, 2016

Naked Animal Crimes

Boyfriend shows cops his phone pics to prove he did not batter his girlfriend, and cops find pics of girlfriend having sex with dogs! You can't make this stuff up!

Naked Crimes - Drones Edition

An Oklahoma hooker is caught on video with a John by a drone! Maybe the front seat of the car was not the least conspicuous location....

Naked Stripper Crimes

A Wisconsin stripper is arrested after biting a customer's genitals during a lap dance! Maybe she thought that was her tip!

Sunday, April 3, 2016

Snap, Crackle, Pee!

A man is caught peeing into Kellogg's Rice Crispy Treat production line! What gets into people?