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Tuesday, December 31, 2013

BOYFRIENDS GONE BAD!

WOMAN ASSAULTS BOYFRIEND WITH KNIFE AFTER HE REFUSES TO CUDDLE! She sounds like a keeper! Not!

JUKEBOX HERO?

MAN IS STABBED IN THE STOMACH OVER WHICH SONG TO PLAY ON THE JUKEBOX! Depending on the song, it may have been justified!

NAKED CRIMES!

OREGON MAN HIGH ON METH FIGHTS OFF COPS IN A RESTAURANT ALL WHILE CONTINUE TO MASTURBATE! You must have your priorities!

Saturday, December 28, 2013

SPIDERMAN ROBS STORE!

A MAN IN A SPIDERMAN MASK ROBS A FLORIDA CIRCLE-K! Just who can you trust if not an Avenger?

THE SQUIRREL WAS THIRSTY!

MAN RETURNS HOME LATE ON CHRISTMAS EVE AND IS STABBED BY WIFE WITH A CERAMIC SQUIRREL FOR "NOT BRINGING HOME BEER"! Squirrels get angry when thirsty!

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

CRIMINAL KRIS KRINGLE!

A FLORIDA MAN DRESSED AS SANTA CLAUS ROBS A BANKS WITH A WRAPPED GIFT! Some things are supposed to be sacred!

Sunday, December 22, 2013

FLORIDA MAN HOLDS SIGN, "I BEAT WOMEN. HONK IF I'M A SCUMBAG"

THE VICITM OF THE "SCUMBAG'S" DOMESTIC ABUSE GAVE HIM A CHOICE: CRIMINAL CHARGES, OR WEAR SIGN FOR 8 HOURS! Look who's in charge now!

Saturday, December 21, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS!

A NEW JERSEY MAN SHOWS UP AT THE DMV FOR A DRIVING TEST WITH A BAC OF 0.13%! I guess they didn't ask that question on the test!

Thursday, December 19, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS!

TEXAS MAN ROBS BANK, LEAVES TRAIL OF MONEY, AND IS THEN ROBBED OF THE LOOT HE JUST STOLE! Bad luck is this guy's only luck!

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

MOTHER-OF-THE-YEAR LATE ENTRY!

MISSOURI MOTHER POSES TOPLESS WITH HER 14-YEAR-OLD ALSO TOPLESS DAUGHTER FOR PIC! Monkey see, monkey do!

Sunday, December 15, 2013

ANOTHER LAST MINUTE PARENT OF THE YEAR ENTRY!

NEW YORK PARENTS AND GRANDFATHER MADE 23-MONTH-OLD TODDLER SMOKE MARIJUANA! Get your entries in before the year-end!

CHRISTMAS CRIMES!

DON'T START DECORATING THE TREE UNTIL EVERYONE IS HOME, OR A FIGHT WILL BREAK OUT AND THE COPS CALLED! Ho, ho, ho!!!

Thursday, December 12, 2013

COPS BEING PUNKED!

A COMEDIAN BAKED COOKIES TO LOOK LIKE CELL PHONES, THEN DROVE AROUND, WAS PULLED OVER, AND TOOK A BITE OF PHONE! Pretty funny!

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

PACKIN' VICTIMS!

76-YEAR-OLD MAN SHOOTS BURGLAR IN THE ARM AFTER HEARING NOISES! Better to not stereotype your victims!

NAKED CRIMES!

A CALIFORNIA MAN WAS ARRESTED FOR RUNNING A "REVENGE PORN" WEBSITE, AND ANOTHER THAT CHARGED TO REMOVE THE CONTENT! Hmm, sounds like blackmail?!?

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

ANOTHER FATHER-OF-THE-YEAR CONTESTANT!

MAN LEAVES 4-MONTH-OLD SON IN THE CAR WHILE HE GOES IN STRIP BAR! A guess the "Birds and the Bees" talk was premature!

ANIMAL CRIMES!

22-YEAR-OLD NEVADA MAN ARRESTED AFTER KILLING THE FAMILY DOG STATES, "I LIKE HURTING DOGS!" A future Dexter?

Sunday, December 8, 2013

PARENT OF THE YEAR FINALIST!

SHOPLIFTING MOTHER RUNS OUT OF THE STORE, LEAVING HER 4-YEAR-OLD BEHIND! Oops, I forgot something!

NAKED CRIME VICTIMS!

A TOPLESS WOMAN IN A DRESSING ROOM NOTICES A PEEPING-TOM, AND CHASES HIM THROUGH THE STORE WHILE TOPLESS! I think the defendant won this one either way!

Thursday, December 5, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS!

WOMAN IN A CAR ACCIDENT BLEEDING FROM VAGINA EVENTUALLY ADMITS IT FROM THE GLASS CRACK PIPE SHE HID! Really, glass in her vagina???

DUMB CRIMINAL GETS HIS BUTT KICKED!

WOULD BE PURSE-SNATCHER PICKS THE WRONG VICTIM, AND SHE KICKS HIS BUTT! Don't assume someone is vulnerable!

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Monday, December 2, 2013

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

A FLORIDA MAN IS ARRESTED AFTER RUNNING AROUND HIS APARTMENT COMPLEX NAKED YELLING "I LOVE COCAINE"! You sure it wasn't bath salts?

Thursday, November 21, 2013

DUMB SEX TOY THIEF!

A FLORIDA WOMAN STEALS A VIBRATOR FROM A SEX SHOP AND THEN STICKS AROUND TO APPLY FOR A JOB RESULTING! Gave them plenty of time to review the video surveillance!

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

DUMB BANK ROBBER!

OC MAN ROBS A BANK AND CHANGES CLOTHES TO DISGUISE HIMSELF, LEAVING HIS ID IN THE CLOTHES HE  THREW AWAY! Just one minor detail!

Monday, November 18, 2013

THE DONUT BANDIT!

FLORIDA MAN USES FAKE BADGE AND DEMANDS "POLICE DISCOUNT" AT LOCAL DUNKIN' DONUTS! His luck ran out! 

DUMB CRIMINALS!

UTAH MAN CUTS ARM SO BAD WHILE BURGLARIZING HOUSE THAT HE ASKS RESIDENTS FOR HELP! If that don't take the cake!

Saturday, November 16, 2013

I SAID, "TURN YOU PHONE OFF!"

71 YEAR OLD WOMAN STRIKES MAN SEVERAL TIMES AS HIS PHONE CONTINUED TO RING DURING A MOVIE! Seriously, it is rude!

Thursday, November 14, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS!

TWO TEENS BRAKE IN TO SCHOOL, WIPE DOWN FINGERPRINTS, BUT LEAVE A TRIAL OF CANDY RIGHT TO THEIR DOOR! Oops!

Sunday, November 10, 2013

CARJACKERS WITH A HEART?

AFTER CARJACKING A WOMAN AT GUNPOINT, CARJACKERS GIVE VICTIM A BOX CUTTER TO PROTECT HERSELF! I guess it's a dangerous area!

TEXAS PROSECUTOR JAILED FOR HIDING EVIDENCE!

MAN SERVES 25 YEARS WHEN PROSECUTOR KNOWINGLY HIDES EXCULPATORY EVIDENCE GETS 10 DAYS JAIL! 10 days for 25 years? It's a start!

WRONGLY CONVICTED IN L.A.!

FALSE TESTIMONY HIDDEN BY POLICE LED TO MAN'S BEING WRONGLY INCARCERATED FOR 27 YEARS! Police knew witness lied!

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

WARRANTLESS ANAL PROBES IN NEW MEXICO!

COPS THOUGHT MAN WAS CLENCHING HIS BUTTOCKS AND TOOK HIM TO A HOSPITAL TO SEARCH! 1st hospital said no! 2nd, well, OK!

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

NAKED CRIMES OR PROTECTED SPEECH?

A BOSTON MAN TAKING "UP-SKIRT" VIDEOS IS CLAIMING HIS CONDUCT IS PROTECTED BY THE 1ST AMENDMENT! Mass. Supreme Court arguments today!

Friday, November 1, 2013

NAKED CRIMES!

A TOPEKA, KANSAS MAN WAS ARRESTED AFTER HE WAS FOUND JOGGING IN THE AFTERNOON RAIN, NAKED! The return of bath salts?

CRIMINALS WITH HOLIDAY SPIRIT!

CANADIAN OFFICIALS SEIZED 3 PUMPKINS AT THE BORDER FILLED WITH 2 KILOS OF COCAINE EACH! I wonder if they were in costume?

Thursday, October 31, 2013

TEXAS JUDGE UNFAIR?

A TEXAS JUDGE WAS TEXTING TIPS TO A PROSECUTOR DURING TRIAL AND IMPROPERLY MEETING WITH JURORS RESIGNS! In Texas? Really?

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

NEAR-NAKED CRIMES1

A GEORGIA MAN IN THE NOWHERE BAR DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND BITES A WOMAN'S BUTTOCKS! She must have had a "delicious" ass!

Monday, October 28, 2013

NAKED, ALMOST-CRIMES!

57-YEAR-OLD MAN UNKNOWINGLY SETS UP SEX RENDEZVOUS WITH HIS DAUGHTER-IN-LAW! To top it off, the husband followed!

Friday, October 25, 2013

DUMB VICTIMS!

MAN CALLS 911 BECAUSE HIS 19-YEAR-OLD GIRLFRIEND ASSAULTED HIM BY SHOOTING WATER ON HIM WITH A SQUIRT-GUN! Seriously buddy, a little water?

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

CANDY-CHALLENGED COPS!

A NEW YORK OFFICER ARRESTS A MAN FOR POSSESSION OF METH, WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE JOLLY RANCHER CANDIES! This officer really needs to go trick-or- treating!

JAIL FOR SLEEPING?

A MISSISSIPPI WOMAN WHO FELL ASLEPP AND THEN DID NOT RETURN TO JURY DUTY AFTER LUNCH IS GIVEN 2 DAYS JAIL! Civic duty gone wrong!

Thursday, October 17, 2013

NOT SO DUMB CRIMINALS!

2 INMATES SERVING SENTENCE FOR MURDER RELEASED THROUGH THE USE OF FRAUDULENT COURT DOCUMENTS! Double oops!

NONSENSICAL 911 CALLS!

TENNESSEE MAN WHO CALLS 911 REPEATEDLY ALLEGING HE WAS OVERCHARGED 1 CENT FOR BEER IS ARRESTED FOR NON-EMERGENCY USE OF 911! Really, a penny?

TEXTING TROUBLES!

NEVADA CITY WOMAN MISDIALS NUMBER, AN ENDS UP TEXTING A NARCOTICS DETECTIVE A DRUG DEAL! Is bad luck really better than no luck?

Monday, October 14, 2013

STRANGE 911 CALLS!

A WORKER CALLS 911 TO REPORT THE THEFT OF HIS "JELLO", YES, "JELLO", FROM THE SHARED WORKPLACE REFRIGERATOR! Talk about taking life too seriously!

Sunday, October 13, 2013

NAKED HUNTING CRIMES!

AN OREGON HUNTER WAS ATTACKED BY A NAKED MAN FOR NO APPARENT REASON! Maybe he was being hunted....

Thursday, October 10, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS!

2 NEW HAMPSHIRE MEN KILLED WHILE USING A TORCH TO GET INISDE A SAFE FULL OF FIREWORKS! If you're gonna go, go big!

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

HUNGRY DRUNK!

DRUNK DRIVER LEADS POLICE ON A CHASE, SOMHE COULD FINISH HIS BIG MAC! Before you judge, have you eaten the jail food?

Sunday, October 6, 2013

NAKED WORLD CRIMES!

4 SAUDI MEN SENTENCED FROM 3 TO 10 YEARS PRISON, 500 - 2,000 LASHES AND FINES FOR DANCING NAKED ON A CAR! Just imagine had it been women!

Saturday, October 5, 2013

NAKES CRIMES - SUPERVISION & PENIS MEASUREMENT?

ANOTHER U.S. COURT OF APPEALS CIRCUIT FINDS IT UNUSUAL TO SHOW SEX-OFFENDERS PORN AND QUESTION ACCURACY OF PLETHYSMOGRAPHY! Really, arousing sex-offenders as a condition of supervision?

Friday, October 4, 2013

NAKED DRIVE-THRU CRIMES!

A 69-YEAR-OLD MAN DRIVES THRU A McDONALD'S PANTSLESS, AND ATTEMPTS TO HAVE CASHIER TOUCH HIS PRIVATES! Is that on the Dollar Menu?

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Monday, September 30, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS!

FLORIDA MAN ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS FRIEND IN LEG WHILE TRYING TO SHOOT A SNAKE! Not even sure it was poisonous!

Friday, September 27, 2013

DUMB, BUT CLEAN, CRIMINALS!

A 55-YEAR-OLD FLORIDA MAN SHOVES A 75-YEAR-OLD-MAN TO GROUND FOR ATTEMPTING TO USE A DRYER AT LAUNDY MAT! Thank goodness he didn't try to use the washer!

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

NAKED COLLEGE CRIMES!

A COLLEGE PROFESSOR ADMITS TO "UPSKIRTING" 2 COLLEGE GIRLS, BUT JUST TO PROVE THEY WEREN'T WEARING PANTIES! Uh, yah, sure you were!

NAKED HOME DEPOT CRIMES!

A SOUTH CAROLINA COUPLE IS CAUGHT HAVING SEX IN HOME DEPOT DISPLAY SHED! It's not a crime in WalMart!

Monday, September 23, 2013

Sunday, September 22, 2013

SPIDERMAN TURNS TO LIFE OF CRIME!

SPIDERMAN FAILS AS A CRIMINAL, WHEN STORE CLERK PULLS A GUN TO THWART HIM! I wonder what Batman will think?

Friday, September 20, 2013

BIRTHDAY WISHES, KETCHUP BOTTLES & MURDER!

A LACK OF BIRTHDAY WISHES &  TIGHT KETCHUP LID ARE ENOUGH FOR THIS OREGN MAN TO KILL HIS WIFE! The card is in the mail!

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

NAKED ANIMAL CRIMES!

NORTH CAROLINA SOLDIER FILMS HIS 23-YEAR-OLD WIFE HAVING SEX WITH ANIMALS TO POST ON INTERNET! I guess if your not man enough, let the dog take over!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MILWAUKEE MAN GETS STUCK IN THE AIR DUCT WHILE TRYING TO STEAL DRUGS FROM AN ANIMAL HOSPITAL! I thought this only happened in the movies!

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

CRIMINALS WITH ESP?

MAN WEARING "I'M A DRUNK" T-SHIRT ARRESTED FOR... DRUNK IN PUBLIC! Who would have guessed?

Monday, September 16, 2013

NAKED 'BRANDING' CRIMES!?!?

AN ARIZONA MAN DRUGS HIS GIRLFRIEND AND THEN 'BRANDS' HIS INITIAL ON HIS OH SO PRIVATES! "It's OK," he says, "I've done it to other girlfriends!"

FATHER OF THE YEAR?

BABY IN STROLLER FOUND ON SIDEWALK AT FATHER'S FEET AS HE LIED PASSED OUT PASSED OUT AT 0.31% BAC! He was just taking a nap! 

Saturday, September 14, 2013

MÉNAGE A TROIS GONE WRONG!

MAN ASSAULTS HIS GILFRIEND FOR CONTINUING THE TRYST AFTER HE AD FINISHED! Uh, show a little appreciation!

MAN CONVICTED OF SEX WITH A LAND ROVER!

IT WAS A WILD AND DRUNKEN NIGHT THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN RECALL! They call me "Hotcock"!

Thursday, September 12, 2013

FOOD FIGHT!

FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED FOR THROWING CHICKEN WINGS AT HS WIFE DURING AN ARGUMENT! Temper, temper!

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

HARD BOILED EGGS!

MAN ASSAULTS HIS WIFE AND 16-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER OVER 'HARD BOILED EGGS'! A man has to have standards!

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

COOL COPS!

A MINNESOTA OFFICER BEFRIENDS KIDS AT A LOCAL SKATE PARK BY DOING 360'S ON A BORROWED BIKE! That's great PR!

Saturday, September 7, 2013

NEW TRIAL GRANTED AFTER 22 YEARS!

DEATH SENTENCE OVERTURNED DUE TO EVIDENCE OF MARICOPA SHERIFF DEPUTY LYING UNDER OATH NOT PROVIDED BY PROSECUTION! The prosecutors should be disbarred!

Friday, September 6, 2013

MORE NAKED CRIEMS!

A NAKED PEEPING TOM IS CAUGHT IN THE ACT SPYING ON SOME GILRS AND BEATEN BY FAMILY MEMBERS! You need a better hiding place!

Thursday, September 5, 2013

NEW GAME: WHERE'S THE GUN?

AN OKLAHOMA MAN ARRESTED ON MINOR CHARGES IS FOUND TO HAVE A DERRINGER UP HIS DERRIÈRE! And, it was loaded!!!

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

KRAZY KRIMINAL KARMA!

A CONVICTED RAPIST COLLAPSES AFTER HE IS TOLD HE MAY HAVE CONTRACTED HIV FROM HIS VICTIM! Life works in mysterious ways!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

NEW YORK MAN DIES AFTER BEING NEARLY DECAPITATED BY HIS OWN BOOBY-TRAP TO PROTECT HIS MARIJUANA CROPS! Learn to share a little!

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

WHERE'S THE CRACK PIPE?

CRACKHEADS HIDE THEIR PIPES IN THE CRAZIEST PALCES... CAN YOU SAY, "STOMACH"? HOW ABOUT, "VAGINA"? This could be a new board-game!

NAKED CRIMES ARE BACK!

NAKED MAN TASED TO STOP HIM FROM JUMPING ON AND OTHERWISE VANDALIZING CARS! You just have to do that naked!

Monday, September 2, 2013

INTERESTING HIDING PLACES!

WOMAN STEALS $5,000 FROM HER BOYFRIEND AND HIDES ITIN HER RECTUM! Talk about dirty money....

Sunday, September 1, 2013

PORTA-POTTY-PERV!!!

WHAT CAN YOU DO TO PUNISH A PORTA-POTTY-PERV THAT IS WORSE THAN HE DID TO HIMSELF? 3-years prison is a start.

Friday, August 30, 2013

WINNER OF FATHER-OF-THE-YEAR!

TEXAS FATHER BEATS TO DEATH THE MAN WHO WAS MOLESTING HIS 5-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, AND WILL NOT BE CHARGED! Justice sometimes comes in mysterious ways....

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

A 20-YEAR-OLD FLORIDA MAN IS ARRESTED FRO WALKING HIS DOG... NAKED! Can you say 'Bath Salts'?

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

HONESTY, IN THIS DAY AND AGE???

AFTER LOOKING FOR A STORE CLERK, 4 COLLEGE ATHLETES LEAVE THE CASH ON THE COUNTER, WAVE TO SECURITY CAMERAS AND LEAVE! Fire the sore clerk, and hire these guys!

BANK ROBBER STEALS $1.00!

A SEATTLE HOMELESS MAN ROBS A BANK OF $1.00, AND THEN SITS AND WAITS FOR THE POLICE, ALL TO OBTAIN HEALTHCARE! It's sad to think one has to go to these lengths!

Sunday, August 25, 2013

DON'T SCREW UP THE COFFEE!

A COUPLE BEATS AND PISTOL-WHIPS A DUNKIN' DONUTS EMPLOYEE FOR BOTHED COFFEE! Talk about being ornery without caffeine!

Saturday, August 24, 2013

PARENTS OF THE YEAR?

A GUN GOES OFF AT SCHOOL INSIDE A KINDERGARTNER'S BACKPACK! PARENTS NEED TO LOCK UP THEIR GUNS!!! Gun-owners need to store their guns properly!

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS!

WHEN ARRESTED ON PIMPING CHARGES, MAN WAS WEARING A T-SHIRT THAT READ "I MAKE PIMPIN' LOOK EASY"! Easy for the cops, too!

Monday, August 19, 2013

GIRL FIGHT!

A BABY-SHOWER ENDS WITH ONE WOMAN PUNCTURING ANOTHER WOMAN'S CHEEK WITH A STILETTO HEEL! Sounds like a nice party!

Sunday, August 18, 2013

ANOTHER MOTHER OH THE YEAR CONTESTANT,

AN OREGON MOTHER DRIVES SON TO MEET UNDERCOVER COP TO SELL HEROIN! A family that uses together....

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MAN ARRESTED FOR DUI TRYING TO PEE OUT COP CAR WINDOW WETS HIMSELF!!! Idiots!

MORE DUMB COPS!

TEXAS SWAT TEAM RAIDS A... WAIT... WAIT.... HERE IT COMES... AN ORGANIC OKRA FIELD!!! Even cops need to know their vegetables!

Friday, August 16, 2013

BAD, DUMB COPS!

TENNESSEE COP USES HIS PATROL CAR COMPUTER TO SEARCH FOR KIDDIE PORN! Stupid is as stupid does!

Thursday, August 15, 2013

CRAZY CRIMES!

IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE ANYONE EVER THOUGHT TO MAKE THESE THINGS ILLEGAL! Only a politician could think up these!

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

NAKED CRIMES!

AN IDAHO MAN HAS SEX WITH THE WRONG TYPE OF P@#$Y, A PUSSY CAT! Idaho needs to purrfect its Sex Ed!

Monday, August 12, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS!

WHEN THE WHIZZINATOR IS NOT AN OPTION TO FAKE A URINE TEST, JUST HIDE A URINE FILLED PILL BOTTLE IN YOUR COOCH! Who put that there?

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Friday, August 9, 2013

MAN WANTED FOR... A MIRACLE!

A MAN APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE TO PRAY WITH HIT AND RUN VICTIM, AND AFTER THE FIREFIGHTERS' BROKEN EQUIPMENT WORKS! An angel???

Thursday, August 8, 2013

NAKED CRIMES TAKE FLIGHT!

COUPLE IS ARRESTED FOR LEWD CONDUCT AFTER THEIR IN-FLIGHT PLEASURE SESSION OF MUTUAL ORAL SEX WHILE IN THEIR SEATS! Mile high club gone bad!

CRIMINALS WITH A CONSCIENCE!

THIEVES RETURN STOLEN ITEMS WITH AN APOLOGY NOTE AFTER DISCOVER THEY STOLE FROM A SEXUAL ASSAULT SUPPORT CENTER! Step 1....

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

BRAINLESS COPS DETER CRIME!

BOSTON USES CARDBOARD COP CUTOUTS TO DETER CRIME IN PUBLIC TRANSIT! Innovations in law enforcement!

Monday, August 5, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS!

iPHONE THIEF ACCIDENTALLY POSTS HIS OWN PICTURE ON VICTIM'S FACEBOOK PAGE! Dumb and dumber!

Sunday, August 4, 2013

FACEBOOK ID'S THIEF!

MAN WHO DINED-AND-DITCHED ON $100 TAB ID'D AFTER PHOTO PUT ON FACEBOOK!   Big brother is watching!

Saturday, August 3, 2013

LAWYER DRUNK IN COURT!

LAWYER DRUNK IN COURTROOM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN AS HE MISSES 2 OTHER COURTROOMS! Contempt hearing scheduled!

CHINESE v. McDONALD'S

BROTHER ASSAULTS HIS SISTER BECAUSE SHE BROUGHT McDONALD'S INSTEAD OF CHINESE FOOD! Sibling love!

FATHER OF THE YEAR NOMINEE!

10-YEAR-OLD SON CALLS 911 AS FATHER DRIVES DRUNK WITH HE AND HIS SISTER IN THE CAR! Idiots!

Friday, August 2, 2013

$150,000.00 IN QUARTERS!

MAN PROTESTS WRONGFUL DEATH VERDICT BY PAYING JUDGMENT IN QUARTERS! Now, that's peaceful protest!

Monday, July 29, 2013

HALF-NAKED CRIMES!

SHIRTLESS, BAREFOOT MISSISSIPI MAN BURGLARIZES RESTAURANT AND IS POURING A BEER AS POLICE ARRIVE! Priorities: 1. Pants, 2. Beer, everything else!

Sunday, July 28, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MAN ATTEMPTS TO ROB A GUN STORE WITH A... WAIT... WAIT... HERE IT IS... A BAT! Rob an armory with a stick???

RETURN OF THE PINK PANTHER GANG?

THIEVES STEAL $50 MILLION IN DIAMONDS IN CANNES IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES! Police say they have stolen $330 million since 1999!

Thursday, July 25, 2013

NFL CRIME WAVE!

31 NFL PLAYERS HAVE BEEN ARRESTED SINCE THE SUPERBOWL! Throwing it all away!

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

RAGING ROOMMATES!

MAN ATTACKS ROOMMATE WITH A MACHETE OVER CHANGING THE RADIO STATION! Hands off that dial!

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

BAD COPS!

REALITY TV SHOW ABOUT CAR THIEVES TAKES A TWIST WHEN IT USES FOOTAGE TO SHOW COP IS A LIAR! DA agrees, but no charges to be filed!

DISGUSTING NAKED CRIMES!

ONE SUBWAY WORKER PLACES HIS PENIS ON SANDWICH BREAD, WHILE ANOTHER FREEZES URINE! Seriously?

Sunday, July 21, 2013

STRANGE LAWS!

NORWEGIAN WOMAN REPORTS RAPE IN DUBAI, RECEIVES 16-MONTH SENTENCE FOR SEX OUT OF WEDLOCK! Complete craziness!

Saturday, July 20, 2013

MOTHER OF THE YEAR RUNNER-UP!

ORLANDO WOMAN LEAVES HER 6-YEAR-OLD HOME ALONE TO GO WORK AT STRIP CLUB! Child found outside after 10:00 pm!

Friday, July 19, 2013

NAKED WEDDING CRIMES!

NEBRASKA COUPLE CELEBRATES THEIR WEDDING BY HAVING SEX IN A PUBLIC PARK! Can you say, "Honeymoon Behind Bars?"

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

MOTHER OF THE YEAR CONTESTANT!

MOTHER, 25, LEAVES HER 3 AND 5 YEAR OLD KIDS IN CAR TO ATTEND LIL WAYNE CONCERT! What's the problem? Clearly PG13! ;)

Monday, July 15, 2013

ILLEGAL "JUNK IN THE TRUNK"?

WOMAN TRIES TO SMUGGLE 3 POUNDS OF COCAINE INTO ARIZONA BY TAPING IT TO HER BUTT! Stupid is as....

Friday, July 12, 2013

DUMB COPS!

WASHINGTON COPS SERVE WARRANT ON WRONG HOUSE AND SHOOT MAN 16 TIMES IN HIS BED! Sad way to win the lottery!

Thursday, July 11, 2013

WRONGLY ACCUSED SET FREE!

ALLEGED DUI DRIVER IN CRASH THAT KILLED 5 FOUND NOT TO BE DRIVER BY DNA, EVEN AFTER AN "ALLEGED CONFESSION"! Police intimidation gets coerced confession!

MORE NAKED CRIMES!

MAN STEPS OUT HIS DOOR NAKED AND HAS SEX WITH A PLASTIC POOL FLOAT IN FRONT OF ONLOOKERS! For the 2nd time in 2 years!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

A STRIP SEARCH AFTER A WOMAN'S ARREST FOR DRUGS REVEALS A GUN HIDDEN IN HER VAGINA! I'm speechless!

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

SHITTY CRIME!

MAN CLIMBS INTO SEPTIC TANK OF PUBLIC TOILET IN ORDER TO PEER UP AT WOMEN USING RESTROOM! This is wrong in so many ways....

NAKED CRIMES!

WOMAN SWIMS NAKED IN POOL TO DISTRACT HOMEOWNER AS ACCOMPLICE COMMITS BURGLARY! Was the look worth it?

Monday, July 8, 2013

NAKED MOTORCYCLE CRIMES!

AN 18-YEAR-OLD MAN RIDING A MOTORCYCLE NAKED TOLD A COP HIS CLOTHES WERE STOLEN, THEN ADMITTED IT WAS A BET! He got new clothes - a jail jumpsuit!

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

NAKED CRIMES IN SAN DIEGO!

ONE DRUNK COLLEGE STUDENT FOUND NAKED MASTURBATING IN FRONT OF A WINDOW, WHILE ANOTHER STRIPS NAKED TO BURGLARIZE APARTMENTS! Bath Salts?

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS!

A 62-YEAR-OLD FLORIDA WOMAN FOUND HERSELF IN JAIL AND FACING FLEONY BATTERY CHARGES FOR KISSING A COP ON THE NOSE! She's ugly enough, it ought to be a felony!

Sunday, June 30, 2013

Saturday, June 29, 2013

WOODY V. ARPAIO - WHO KNOWS BEST?

ARPAIO IS FAMOUS FOR HUMILIATING INMATES, WHILE SHERIFF WOODY HOLDS A FATHER-DAUGHTER DANCE IN JAIL! One seems much more productive than the other!

NAKED CRIMES CONTINUE!

NAKED MAN THROWING ROCKS AT CARS ENCOUNTERS POLICE, THROWS HIMSELF ON THEIR PATROL VEHICLE AND IS SHOT! Couldn't they see he had no weapon?

Friday, June 28, 2013

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

FROM PEDOPHILE PRIESTS TO MONSIGNOR EMBEZZLERS! AT LEAST IT'S PROGRESS! Who can you trust these days?

Thursday, June 27, 2013

NAKED CRIMES LIVE ANOTHER DAY!

WISCONSIN MAN PLEADS GUILTY TI HAVING SEX WITH A DISCARDED LOVE SEAT ON THE STREET! Yes, "with the love seat"!

NO MORE NAKED CRIMES? SAY IT AIN'T SO!

DEA DOES BIGGEST CRACK DOWN EVER ON SPICE, BATH SLATS AND OTHER DESIGNER DRUGS! Will the clothes come back on?

Sunday, June 23, 2013

DUMB COPS!

TEXAS COP 'SHOOTS SERVICE DOG' WHILE SERVING WARRANT ON 'WRONG HOUSE'! Reading addresses can get confusing! Not!!!

NAKED CRIMES ARE BACK!

VERMONT POLICE INVOLVED IN HIGH SPEED PURSUIT WITH NAKED DRIVER ENDS IN CRASH! Are bath salts back?

Friday, June 21, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MAN USES CLEAR PLASTIC BAG OVER HIS HEAD AS A DISGUISE TO ROB GAS STATION! Arrested 2 days later!

Thursday, June 20, 2013

WANTING TO GET NAKED CRIMES!

MAN STEALS PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS AND 'MAGNUM' SIZED CONDOMS FROM 7-ELEVEN! That'll be fun in jail!

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

MAN BEAT WITH HIS OWN LEG!

A SOUTH CAROLINA MAN BEAT A DISABLED MAN, AND THEN BEGAN HITTING HIM WITH HIS OWN PROSTHETIC LEG! That's just wrong!

NEAR NAKED CRIMES!

A 20-YEAR-OLD FLORIDA WOMAN LURED A MAN TO HER MOTEL ROOM FOR SEX, AND THEN ROBBED HIM WITH HER MALE ACCOMPLICE! Close, but no cigar!

Sunday, June 16, 2013

GRANDMA GUNS DOWN INTRUDER!

A 72-YEAR-OLD GRANDMOTHER FROM ANAHEIM, CA GUNNED DOWN A BURGLAR INSIDE HER HOME! Responsible gun ownership!

NAKED CRIMES!

MAN DRESSED IN AN OBAMA T-SHIRT EXPOSES HIMSELF TO A 21-YEAR-OLD FEMALE WALMART SHOPPER! Bath salts???

Saturday, June 15, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MAN DINES AND DITCHES HIS WAY TO 3-YEARS STATE PRISON! Good meals await! Not!

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

GRANDMA OF THE YEAR!

LOUISIANA GRANDMA AND HER FRIEND GET DRUNK, SO LET HER 10-YEAR-OLD GRANDSON DRIVE! Designated children?

CRAZY COP!

OHIO OFFICER RESPONDS TO A KITTEN COMPLAINT, AND SAYS THEY WILL GO TO "KITTY HEAVEN" BEFORE SHOOTING THEM! Animal cruelty charges should follow!

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

NEAR NAKED CRIMES!

MOTHER AND DAUGHTER STOPPED AT U.S.-CANADIAN BORDER FOUND TO HAVE OVER $60,000 HIDDEN IN THEIR BRAS! What a role model, mom!

Sunday, June 9, 2013

GOLF GAME TURNS DEADLY!

GOLFER BREAKS GOLF CLUB OVER PARTNER'S ARM AND THEN STABS HIM WITH THE BROKEN CLUB FOR CHEATING! Cheaters never prosper!

Friday, June 7, 2013

DUMB CRIMINAL?

MAN PULLED OVER AND ARRESTED FOR DUI PROTESTS, "I WAS GOING TO AA!" A new defense?

Thursday, June 6, 2013

DUMB COPS!

AN INCARCERATED FLORIDA SEX OFFENDER IS ALLOWED TO FIX JAIL EMPLOYEES LUNCHES RUBS THE SPOON ON HIS GENITALS! And they're surprised?

DUMB CRIMINALS!

19-YEAR-OLD SENTENCED TO 11 MONTHS HOUSE ARREST, ASKS TO GO TO JAIL TO FINISH BECAUSE HE IS OUT OF XBOX GAMES! Read a book!

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

DANGEROUS DOCTORS!

A GYNECOLOGIST IS SUED FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT AFTER 2 WOMAN ACCUSE HIM OF "EATING THE KITTY KAT"! The kitty kat, huh?

ANIMAL CRIMES!

72-YEAR-OLD IN BMW ALLEGEDLY INTENTIONALLY RUNS DOWN A MOTHER DUCK AND HER DUCKLINGS! Idiot!

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

FATHER OF THE YEAR NOMINEE!

MAN NAMES HIS CHILD ADOLF HITLER, THEN SHOWS UP AT A COURT HEARING REGARDING THE CHILD IN A FULL NAZI UNIFORM! Roll models!

ANIMAL CRIMES!

MAN SNEEKS OFF DURING ANIMAL SHELTER TO HAVE SEX WITH A PIT BULL! Wow!

Sunday, June 2, 2013

NAKED CRIMES EXPLAINED?

ARE 'BATH SALTS' TO BLAME FOR THE SURGE IN NAKED CRIMES? The naked epidemic explained?

DUMB CRIMINALS!

TWO WOMEN REUNITE AFTER 15 YEARS AND CREATE A "BUCKET LIST" OF THINGS TO DO, INCLUDING STEALING TOGETHER! What else is on the list?

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Thursday, May 30, 2013

NAKED CRIMES!

MAN DRIVES CAR DUI WHILE HAVING SEX! CRASHES AND LEAVES NAKED PARTNER IN STREET AS HE HIDES! Chivalry is dead!

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

PARENTS OF THE YEAR?

PENNSYLVANIA COUPLE BUSTED FOR LETTING THEIR 10-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER RIDE IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK IN A DOG CAGE! At least she won't fly out!

DUMB CRIMINALS1

AN ARGUMENT ABOUT RABBITS GOT SERIOUS WHEN ONE NEIGHBOR BROUGHT OUT HIS AK-47! I hate to judge by looks, but is this the guy you want owning an AK-47?

Monday, May 27, 2013

NEAR-NAKED NON-CRIME!

COPS SAY WISCONSIN MAN RIDING MOTORCYCLE IN CAPE AND THONG NOT ILLEGAL! Well, it should be!

Sunday, May 26, 2013

NAKED CRIMES!

MOM "MOONS" SCHOOL BUS AFTER DRIVER TELLS HER THAT HER SON IS MISBEHAVING! Apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

Friday, May 24, 2013

RASCIST LAW ENFORCEMENT!

JUDGE RAULES THAT "AMERICA'S TOUGHEST SHERIFF" ENGAGES IN RACIAL PROFILING! Get a clue!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

NOT ONLY BECAUSE THEY STILL WATCH AMERICAN IDOL, BUT BECAUSE THEY ARGUED AND STABBED EACH OTHER OVER WHO THE WINNER SHOULD BE! Get a life!

Thursday, May 23, 2013

MOTHER OF THE YEAR! (RUNNER-UP!)

MOTHER HAS HER OWN CHILD ARRESTED FOR TAKING HER POP-TARTS WITHOUT PERMISSION! Seriously? Is candy a capital crime?

MOTHER OF THE YEAR!

MOTHER SENTENCED TO 40-YEARS FOR MAKING CHILD PORN WITH HER OWN DAUGHTER! Some people shouldn't have kids!

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS!

WOMAN TEXTS FRIEND, "I'M SMUGGLING COCAINE AND HEROIN IN MY COOCHIE" PRIOR TO DRUG DOG ALERTING AS SHE CROSSED BORDER! In her "coochie"?

Monday, May 20, 2013

TRAVEL LAW UPDATE!

SWAZILAND'S NEW LAW REQUIRES WITCHES TO KEEP BROOM FLYING BELOW 150 FEET! Good to know!

MO' NAKED CRIMES!

21-YEAR-OLD COLLEGE GILRL TAKES MUSHROOMS, STRIPS OFF HER CLOTHES AND HIKES UP MOUNTAIN BEFORE ARRESTED! College fun!

Thursday, May 16, 2013

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

GIRLFRIEND BITES BOYFRIEND'S PENIS AFTER HE DENIES HER SEXUAL ADVANCES! Give it up already!

MOTHER OF THE YEAR!

MOM PUTS CHILD UP FOR ADOPTION ON CRAIGSLIST! Cut out the middle man!

COOK IT RIGHT, OR DIE!

A JAPANESE CHEF WAS ALLEGEDLY BEAT TO DEATH FOR COOKING A NOODLE POORLY! Picky diners!

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

NAKED CRIMES!

MAN ARRESTED FOR EXPOSING HIMSELF SAYS "MY PANTS FELL OFF!" Great defense!

HUSBAND OF THE YEAR!

MAN ARRESTED FOR SOLICITING A HOOKER ON HIS HONEYMOON! Wow!!!

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

HARSHER DUI PENALTIES?

NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD RECOMMENDS LOWER THE ALCOHOL LEVEL FROM 0.08% TO 0.05%! 2 drinks is impaired?

ZOMBIE CRIMES!

MAN IN TEMECULA CAUSES SEVERAL ACCIDENTS AS HE FLEES "ZOMBIES" IN A STOLEN TRUCK! Vampires next?

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Saturday, May 11, 2013

NAKED CRIMES!

MAN ARRESTED FOR SEXUALLY ABUSING A PEACOCK! YES, PEACOCK! Seriously?

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Monday, May 6, 2013

INNOCENT MAN TO BE EXECUTED?

FBI LAB COMES CLEAN THAT FORENSIC EVIDENCE IT USED WAS INVALID. MANNING STILL TO BE EXECUTED! Stop capital punishment, now!

Saturday, May 4, 2013

DUMB COPS!

LOS ANGELES SHERIFF DEPUTIES MISTAKENLY RELEASE MURDER SUSPECT! Oops! Big, oops!

Friday, May 3, 2013

JUDGE'S WRITTEN RULING ENDS WITH A "HAPPY ENDING"!

A TEXAS JUDGE ISSUES AN OPINION RE A STRIP CLUB FILLED WITH DOUBLE-ENTENDRÈ! It just fell into the court's lap!

NAUGHTY TEACHERS!

25-YEAR-OLD TEXAS TEACHER SHOWS UP AT PROM AFTER-PARTY AND LEFT WITH 16-YEAR-OLD STUDENT FOR SEX! My High School was boring!

Thursday, May 2, 2013

IGNORANT JUDGES!

JUDGE IS SUSPENDED AFTER JAILING AN ATTORNEY WHO ADVISED HIS CLIENT TO TAKE THE 5TH! Ever heard of the Bill of Rights???

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

A 27-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER IS ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH AND SENDING NUDE PHOTOS TO A 17-YEAR-OLD STUDENT! Cougars are starting young!

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Monday, April 29, 2013

ALMOST NAKED CRIMES!

SOUTH CAROLINA WOMAN ARRESTED FOR BEATING BOYFRIEND FOR WITHHOLDING SEX! Give it up already!

NAKED CRIMES!

ORLANDO MAN AND DATE ARRESTED FOR HVING SEX ON RESTAURANT TABLE IN FRONT OF PATRONS! Get a room!

Saturday, April 27, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS!

19-YEAR-OLD ASKS OFFICER, "I'M ON ACID, WOULD YOU CUT MY PENIS OFF?" Your mind on drugs!

Friday, April 26, 2013

Thursday, April 25, 2013

NAKED JAILS???

MARYLAND JAIL OR BROTHEL? BLACK GUERILLA LEADER GETS 4 FEMALE GUARDS PREGNANT! This is a jail?

FACEBOOK POST LEADS TO HIT & RUN DRIVER!

A FACEBOOK POST HELPS IDENTIFY THE DRIVER OF A HIT & RUN FROM 1968! Karma!

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

SHOULD CONFESSION BE ADMISSIBLE?

BOSTON BOMBER CONFESSES PRIOR TO MIRANDA WARNINGS. SHOULD CONFESSION BE ADMISSIBLE? No! Fear should not bend Constitution!

Monday, April 22, 2013

NAKED CRIMES!

MAN ACCESSES COMPUTERS AND PHONES FOR NAKED PICS AND THEN EXTORTS MONEY!!! Sextortion!!!

BASS PLAYER CHARGED WITH MANSLAUGHTER!

THREE DOORS DOWN BASSIST CHARGED WITH VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER AFTER CLIPPING A TRUCK WHILE IMPAIRED! A musician? Really?

Sunday, April 21, 2013

REESE WITHERSPOON AND HUSBAND ARRESTED!

REESE WITHERSPOON'S HUSBAND WAS ARRESTED FOR DUI AND SHE FOLLOWED SUIT AFTER ARGUING WITH POLICE! Like husband, like wife....

JUROR JAILED FOR TEXTING!

OREGON JUROR JAILED FOR TEXTING DURING TESTIMONY AFTER REPEATED WARNINGS! Jury duty should be taken seriously!

Saturday, April 20, 2013

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

WOMAN STRIPS HALF-NAKED AT PRESS CONFERENCE AND GETS ARRESTED! Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Friday, April 19, 2013

WOMAN WHO CUT OFF PENIS BEGINS TRIAL!

WOMAN WHO DRUGGED HUSBAND AND CUT HIS PENIS OFF OVER AN AFFAIR BEGINS TRAIL! If ever there was a death penalty case...

POLICE ARREST WOMAN FOR GRABBING PENIS!

FLORIDA WOMAN IS ARRESTED FOR VIOLENTLY YANKING BOYFRIEND'S PENIS! That's a crime? That's a crime???

Thursday, April 18, 2013

LASD ARE CHEATERS!!!

3 LASD DEPUTIES WERE DEMOTED AFTER FOUND CHEATING IN THE BARSTOW TO VEGAS RELAY! If they lie in a race???

MORE NAKED CRIMES!

NAKED MAN CLIMBS THROUGH NEIGHBORS DOG DOOR SEEKING SEX! New pickup method?

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

NAKED CRIMES, PART MCXIII!

28-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WALKS THROUGH WALMART NAKED CAUSING $346 IN DAMAGE! Walmart? Say it isn't so!

Monday, April 15, 2013

JUDGE HOLDS HIMSELF IN CONTEMPT!

A JUDGE HOLDS HIMSELF IN CONTEMPT AND PAYS $25 FINE AFTER HIS CELL PHONE RINGS IN COURT! Justice!

Friday, April 12, 2013

DAY-CARE WORKER BITES CHILD!

56-YEAR-OLD DAY-CARE WORKER BITES 5-YEAR-OLD CHILD TO TEACH HIMNOT TO BITE!?!?! Sure, that makes sense! Not!

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

ACCIDENTAL JAIL SURRENDER?

LOUISIANA MAN GOES TO POLICE STATION TO REPORT A CRIME, AND IS TAKEN INTO CUSTODY ON ACTIVE WARRANTS! Dumb criminals!

NAKED CRIMES CONTINUE!

NAKED MAN WALKS DOWN HIGHWAY WITH HIS NAKED 13-MONTH OLD, AND BITES CHILD WHEN POLICE TAKE IT AWAY! Like father, like son!

Friday, April 5, 2013

"OH S#$T THE COPS ARE COMING!"

OFFICER ALLOWS PROSTITUTE TO UNDRESS, PLACE CONDOM ON HIS PENIS AND BEGIN ORAL SEX BEFORE ARREST! This cop needs a girlfriend!

UNDERWEAR THIEF!

NY MAN CAUGHT ON VIDEO STEALING WOMEN'S PANTIES HAS YET TO BE IDENTIFIED! Someone give this man some panties!

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

PRIEST SELLS METH!

PRIEST IS ARRESTED FOR SELLING METH OUT OF "HIS" ADULT BOOK STORE! I am tongue-tied!

Friday, March 29, 2013

Thursday, March 28, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MAN ARRESTED HAD TO-DO LIST: FIND METH, ROB SOMEONE, DO A GOOD DEED! Confused?

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

DUMB OR SMART CRIMINAL? YOU DECIDE

TEACHES ADMITS TO SEX WITH STUDENT AFTER STUDENT THREATENS TO BLACKMAIL HER! Dilemmas!

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS

MARINE'S POCKET DIAL ALLEGEDLY RECORDS HIM TORTURING HIS GIRLFRIEND! Ring, ring!

MAN CLEANING SHOTGUN KILLS SON!

MAN SHOOTS 10-YEAR-OLD SON IN HEAD WHILE CLEANING SHOTGUN! It's about gun education!

Monday, March 25, 2013

MAN CHARGED FOR DRINKING $100K IN WHISKEY!

A MAN IS CHARGED WITH DRINKING 9 CASES OF PRE-PROHIBITION WHISKEY WORTH OVER $100K! Thirsty?

Friday, March 22, 2013

LYING COPS? SAY IT ISN'T SO!

EX-POLICE OFFICER PLEADS GUILTY TO FALSIFYING AT LEAST 34 DUI REPORTS! Right here in CA!

TED KOPPEL SAYS JUVENILES TORTURED!

KOPPEL FINDS 9-YEAR-OLDS IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT, WHICH COAST MORE THAN HARVARD! In the U.S.? Yes!

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

CORRUPT LAW ENFORCEMENT? NO.

S.C. SHERIFF ALLOWS FAVORED INMATES ACCESS TO BOOZE, TV AND SEX! GIVES GUNS AWAY! Maybe OC's Corona not so bad? not!

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Monday, March 18, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS

MOM WHO CALLS 911 TO SCARE HER 1 AND 3 YEAR OLD KIDS IS ARRESTED WHEN FOUND DRUNK! Stupid is as...

Sunday, March 17, 2013

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

MAN CRASHES WEDDING BY WATCHING FROM HOTEL ROOM NAKED WITH GENITALS PRESSED AGAINST WINDOW! Voyeur!

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

DOES YOUR LOCAL ICE CREAM TRUCK SELL POT?

IN EL PASO, TEXAS, 2 MEN ARRESTED FOR SELLING MARIJUANA FROM THEIR ICE CREAM TRUCK! Entrepreneurs?

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

BAD MOMMY!

WOMAN TRIES TO SELL HER KIDS TO POST BOND FOR BOYFRIEND! Mother of the year?

911 CALL "I JUST SHOT A MAN!"

MAN CALLS 911 TO REPORT HE JUST SHOT A MAN FOR FORNICATING WITH HIS WIFE! Honesty!

Monday, March 11, 2013

Sunday, March 10, 2013

QUIET, OR HE'LL SHOOT!

MINNESOTA MAN GOES INTO A SHOOTING RAGE OVER NOISY CARS! Shhh!

WRONGLY CONVICTED MAN WINS $!

OHIO MAN WRONGFULLY CONVICTED OF MURDED SPENDS 13 YEARS IN PROSON, WINS $13 MILLION! Justice!

Saturday, March 9, 2013

DRUNK DRIVER SUES FRIEND & BAR!

5-TIME DRUNK DRIVER SUES FRIEND, BAR & RESTAURANT FOR COMPLICITY! Seriously?

Friday, March 8, 2013

FORGOTTEN IN JAIL!

NEW MEXICO GUARDS PLACED DEFENDANT IN SOLITARY AND FORGOT ABOUT HIM! Here in the U.S.!

SEX FOR COOKIES?

PRISON GUARD TRADES COOKIES FOR SEXUAL FAVORS IN WOMEN'S PRISON! Fair trade?

Thursday, March 7, 2013

WAITRESS RECEIVES HER OWN ID WHEN CARDING!

WAITRESS IS SURPRISED TO SEE HER OWN PICTURE FROM STOLEN ID WHEN CARDING CUSTOMER! Dumb criminals!

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

MOTHER OF THE YEAR?

MOTHER ALLEGEDLY MAILS A KNIFE TO HER KIDS ASKING THEM TO KILL THEIR GRANDPARENTS! Hmm, no custody for mom?

OC JUDGE STEINER ACCUSED OF FAVORS FOR SEX!

OC JUDGE FIRED FROM LAW SCHOOL AND UNDER INVESTIGATION! I need an A!

Monday, March 4, 2013

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

AFTER 90 MILE HIGH-SPEED PURSUIT, MAN CRASHES INTO LAKE, STANDS NAKED ATOP OF SINKING CAR! Bath salts?

Sunday, March 3, 2013

COUPLE FIGHTS OVER LAST BEER!

CANADIAN COUPLE ARRESTED AFTER FIGHTING OVER LAST BEER! Thirsty!

Friday, March 1, 2013

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

HORRIBLE PARENTS!

3-YEAR-OLD DRINKS DRANO FROM SIPPY CUP MEANT FOR PARENTS' METH LAB! Idiots!

Sunday, February 24, 2013

SEXTING GETTING OUT OF CONTROL?

FBI DISCIPLINARY REPORT REVEALS FBI INTEROFFICE SEXTING! Sexting

Friday, February 22, 2013

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

DUMB CRIMINALS!

KANSAS BROTHERS WIN $75,000 AND THEN BLOW UP THEIR HOUSE DURING CELEBRATION! Oops!

Monday, February 18, 2013

NAKED CRIMES ON VALENTINE'S!

2 SENIORS ARRESTED FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE AFTER CAUGHT DOING IT IN THEIR CAR IN A PARKING LOT! Give 'em a break!

Sunday, February 17, 2013

TEACHER LASSO'S STUDENT!

TEACHER LASSOS A STUDENT VOLUNTEER AS PART OF HISTORY LESSON AND IS NOW ON ADMIN LEAVE? No show and tell?

Friday, February 15, 2013

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

MOM BEGINS TO STRIP DURING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL ASSEMBLY! Why?

MAN STABBED DURING 3-SOME!

THE MANAGE A PAIN BEGAN WHEN MAN REFUSED TO SWITCH POSITIONS! Kinky!

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

GOOD SAMARITAN!

82-YEAR-OLD MAN TACKLES SUSPECT RUNNING FROM POLICE! Go grandpa!

Sunday, February 10, 2013

"EYE" CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

MISTRIAL DECLARED AFTER ASSAULT VICTIM'S PROSTHETIC EYE POPS OUT DURING TESTIMONY! Out of sight!

Saturday, February 9, 2013

2 LAPD OFFICERS CHARGED WITH PERJURY!

2 LAPD OFFICERS HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH PERJURY RELATED TO A DUI ARREST! Justice!

Friday, February 8, 2013

MORE NAKED CRIMES!

OREGON WOMAN BREAKS INTO RAGE SALOON, FOUND IN CLOSET NAKED! Why?

3 PARENTS ON BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

JUDGE ALLOWS BIRTH CERTIFICATE TO SHOW LESBIAN COUPLE AND GAY MAN. Progress?

Thursday, February 7, 2013

MOM FRENCH KISSES SON???

YOU KNOW YOU ARE AN ADDICT WHEN YOU FRENCH KISS MOM TO GET DRUGS INTO JAIL! Hillbillys!

COP ON MANHUNT TO CLEAN UP LAPD?

AN LAPD OFFICER WENT ON A COP KILLING SPREE TO CLEAR HIS NAME? Scary!

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

DUI SUSPECT BLAMES ALIENS!

DUI SUSPECT SAYS ALIENS TRANSPORTED HIM TO THE CRASH SITE! Reasonable doubt, anyone?

DA HIDES EVIDENCE???

FORMER DA CAN'T RECALL IF HE HID EVIDENCE IN 25-YEAR WRONGFUL CONVICTION! Where's the justice?

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

SHE FLIPPED OFF A JUDGE!

GIRL DISRESPECTS JUDGE AND SEES FINE INCREASE, THEN FLIPS JUDGE OFF TO GET JAIL! ADIOS!

DON'T POOP IN MY YARD!

FATAL SHOOTING OVER DOG POOP! That's one for the dogs!

Monday, February 4, 2013

NICE MUG SHOT!

FORMER NASCAR DRIVER STOPPED AFTER HIGH SPEED PURSUIT! Looking good!

Sunday, February 3, 2013

DUI NITRUS BALLOONS!

AFTER STOPPED, MAN CONTINUES TO FILL NITRUS BALLOONS! Hardcore!

Saturday, February 2, 2013

SEX OR TAX PENALTY?

MAN ALLEGES IRS AGENT THREATENED A TAX PENALTY TO GET SEX! Choices!

Friday, February 1, 2013

DUMB COPS!

A CHICAGO JAIL "ACCIDENTALLY" RELEASES A MURDERER! Really?

Thursday, January 31, 2013

INMATE PRISON CREW SAVES KIDS!

3 KIDS FLIPPED WHO FLIPPED THEIR CANOE WERE SAVED BY A PRISON CREW! Redemption?

POLICE MISCONDUCT?

POLICE ON VIDEO KICKING AND STOMPING ON MOTIONLESS MAN! Brutality?

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Monday, January 28, 2013

NAKED CRIME, NAKED VICTIM!

NAKED AND DRUNK WOMAN DRIVES CAR INTO HER NAKED FINACÈ! Short honeymoon?

Sunday, January 27, 2013

BAD PARENTS!

DAD FORGETS TO DROP CHILD OFF AT DAYCARE, LEAVES CHILD IN CAR FOR 8 HOURS! Seriously?