THE KENT LAW FIRM

THE KENT LAW FIRM
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Friday, January 31, 2014

NO MORE SUPERBOWL "PARTY PACKS"!

A HIGH-END DRUG AND PROSTITUTION RING THAT SOLD "PARTY PACKS" OF DRUGS AND HOOKERS IS SHUT DOWN! Now they will have to watch the game!

Thursday, January 30, 2014

NAKED BURGLARIES!

A MASKED MAN BROKE IN TO A HOUSE AND DEMANDED TO KNOW WHERE THE MONEY WAS WHILE SLAPPING VICITM WITH HIS PENIS! Just weird!

PIRANHA PART 12 - THE CRIME!

A NEW YORK MAN PLEADS GUILTY TO IMPORTED OVER 40,000 PIRANHAS OVER A 2-YEAR PERIOD! This is the scariest one yet!

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

DEION SANDERS FOR THE DEFENSE?

WHEN DEION FOUND OUT THE PRO-BOWL STREAKER DID IT AS A TRIBUTE TO HER PARALYZED COUSIN, HE SAID, "ARREST HER, AND I''LL JUST BAIL HER OUT"! No charges filed!

Sunday, January 26, 2014

NAKED SCHOOL TEACHERS!

A MASSACHUSETTS FORESTRY SCHOOL TEACHER ARRESTED WALKING AROUND HIS DRIVEWAY IN A BEANIE AND GOGGLES... ONLY! Exploring nature au natural?

Thursday, January 23, 2014

NAKED CRIMES!

A FEMALE IN HER 30'S WAS ARRESTED AFTER SHOOTING A MAN AND WALKING AROUND THE MOBILE HOME PARK NAKED! That's funny! Who would have thought a mobile home park!

NAKED CRIMES - SEX GAMES!

A 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL IS CHARGED WITH 2ND DEGREE MURDER AFTER KILLING HER 43-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND DURING SEX GAMES! What was that safe word?

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

MORE POLICE KINDNESS!

A PASSERBY TOOK A PICTURE OF A POLICE OFFICER GIVING A HOMELESS MAN A PAIR OF BOOTS AND BOTTLE OF WATER! Maybe the world is taking a turn for the better!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MAN HIDING FROM POLICE POSTS A PICTURE OF HIMSELF ON FACEBOOK, AND IS ARRESTED 45 MINUTES LATER! Stupidity is contagious!

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

GOOD COPS!

POLICE OFFICER GETS OUT OF HIS CAR TO PLAY CATCH WITH A KID PLAYING ALONE! We need more of this type of community policing!

NAKED CRIMES CONTINUE!

A FLORIDA MAN RUNS OUT OF A SEX SHOP WITH A JENNA JAMESON SEX DOLL UNDER HIS ARM! Is that considered kidnapping?

DUMB CRIMINALS!

A MAN ARRESTED FOR SHOP-LIFTING IS LINKED TO A RESIDENTIAL BURGLARY BY THE HOT DOGS IN HIS BACKPACK! He should have ate the evidence!

Monday, January 20, 2014

NAKED COPS!

GUESTS SHOWED UP AT THE EAST HAMPTON HOME THE WERE STAYING AT TO FIND 2 COPS TRESPASSING AND HAVING SEX! I guess a hotel was too expensive!

Saturday, January 18, 2014

NAKED CRIMES - TABLES TURNED!

MAN TRIES TO ROB BEAUTY SALON, ONLY TO HAVE HIS A-- KICKED AND TO BE TURNED IN TO A SEX SLAVE! Not what he expected!

OHIO EXECUTION CRUEL AND UNUSUAL?

OHIO TRIES NEW LETHAL INJECTION COCKTAIL THAT LEAVES MAN GASPING AND SQUIRMING FOR 10 MINUTES! Violence only breeds violence....

Friday, January 17, 2014

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

JUSTIN BIEBER'S HOUSE SEARCHED!

BIEBER'S HOUSE SEARCHED AFTER AN EGG THROWING INCIDENT CAUSING $20,000 IN DAMAGES! Cocaine seized, but no talent found!!!

DON'T TEXT IN A MOVIE THEATER!

A FLORIDA MAN WHO WAS TEXTING HIS DAUGHTER DURING THE PREVIEWS IN A MOVIE THEATER WAS SHOT AND KILLED! That is a pet peeve, but shot?

Saturday, January 11, 2014

TWISTED TEENAGERS!

A 16-YEAR-OLD PUNK HITS AN ELDERLY WOMAN IN A FOOLISH GAME OF "KNOCKOUT"! Stupid is as stupid does!

Thursday, January 9, 2014

WOMAN PULLS A GUN FROM...

AFTER ARGUING WITH HER BOYFRIEND, A WOMAN PULLS A HANDGUN OUT OF HER VAGINA AND POINTS IT AT HIM! Yes, I said, "Out of her Vajayjay"!

"ATOMIC WEDGIE" LEADS TO MURDER!

AFTER ARGUMENT, SON PULLED FATHER'S UNDERWEAR OVER HIS HEAD IN AN "ATOMIC WEDGIE" LEADIN TO DEATH! Death by "Atomic Wedgie"?

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Saturday, January 4, 2014

BAD GRANDMA!

A TENNESSEE GRANDMA CALLS 911 FOR "ASSISTANCE IN GETTING BEER" AFTER HER GRANDDAUGHTER REFUSED!Police are to protect AND serve, right?

Friday, January 3, 2014

GO BIG, OR GO HOME!

IOWA MAN BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL WAS TOO HIGH TO REGISTER AFTER INITIAL 0.467% READING! I guess he chose Go Big!!!

Thursday, January 2, 2014

MAN CHOOSES PRISON OVER HOME!

AN ITALIAN MAN CHOSE TO GO TO PRISON RATHER THAN SERVE HOUSE ARREST IN ORDER TO GET AWAY FROM HIS WIFE! Maybe that was the punishment!