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THE KENT LAW FIRM
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Saturday, May 31, 2014

NAKED CRIME WATCHERS!

A MAN HIDES IN AN APARTMENT IN ORDER TO WATCH A LESBIAN COUPLE HAVE SEX! Someone tell the voyeur that porn is legal!

WOMAN LICKS THEN SERVES FOOD!

A WOMAN AT A NEW MEXICO CORRECTIONAL FACILITY LICKED FOOD BEFORE SERVING! Just flat out wrong!

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

JUDICIAL STUPIDITY

A MISSISSIPPI JUDGE ALLEGEDLY SLAPS, AND SHOUTS RACIAL SLURS AT BLACK MAN IN PUBLIC! Stupid is as stupid does!

Saturday, May 24, 2014

ANOTHER MOTHER OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE!

POLICE ARREST KENTUCKY MOM WHO LEFT HER KIDS IN CAR AS SHE WENT TO GET WAXED! A Brazilian in Kentucky?

Friday, May 23, 2014

WHAT A GETAWAY

A SOUTH CAROLINA MAN SHOPLIFTS PRODUCE AND FLEES ON HIS MOWER! That's style!

Thursday, May 22, 2014

DUMB CRIMINALS

MAN ARRESTED WEARING "IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL THE COPS SHOW UP T-SHIRT"! Always be prepared!

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

NAKED CRIMES CONTINUE!

A TENNESSEE MAN TRIES TO HAVE SEX WITH AN ATM, PICNIC TABLE AND THEN WALKS AROUND BAR NUDE! TN must have sexy ATM's!

NAKED CRIMES

A STRIPPER IS ARRESTED IN A THEFT INVESTIGATION, SLAPS OFFICER, THEN STRIPS AND MASTURBATES IN JAIL CELL! Where's the popcorn?

Monday, May 19, 2014

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

A NAKED COUPLE IS PHOTOGRAPHED AND THEN ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX NEXT TO AN ATM! Maybe the guy didn't have enough for a room!

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

ALEC BALDWIN LOST HIS TEMPER?

AFTER BALDWIN WAS STOPPED ON HIS BICYCLE FOR RIDING WRONG WAY, HE LOST HIS TEMPER AND WAS ARRESTED! Lost his temper? No way!

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Monday, May 12, 2014

DUMB CRIMINALS!

A MASKED MAN POSTS A SELFIE PRIOR TO WEARING THE SAME MASK DURING A BURGLARY! Long live stupid people!

Saturday, May 10, 2014

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

A NEW YORK MAN HIGH ON EMBALMING FLUID STRIPS NAKED AND STARTS SCREAMING "SURFBOARD"! As he dances Beyonce style!

Thursday, May 8, 2014

PUTTING THE SEXY BACK IN READING!

A NEW YORK BOOK CLUB DECIDES TO READ TOPLESS IN CENTRAL PARK TO SHOW THAT READING IS SEXY! What a wonderful idea!

BUT HE JUST WANTED TO CALL HOME!

A BODY SCAN REVEALED THAT A LOUISIANA INMATE HAD A CELL PHONE HIDDEN IN HIS RECTUM! Sometimes you just need to call home!

Monday, May 5, 2014

HOW NOT TO MAKE A GETAWAY!

LAGUNA BEACH MAN IS ARRESTED WHILE WAITING FOR HIS GETAWAY CAR, A MUNICIPAL BUS! Not such a great plan!

Sunday, May 4, 2014

NAKED SUPERHERO CRIMES?

CAPTAIN AMERICA ARRESTED FOR TEXTING UNDERAGE GIRL PICS OF HIS PENIS! Can someone give Wonder Woman my number?

OOPS! DUMB CRIMINALS TWEET AGAIN!

23-YEAR-OLD BOSTON GANG MEMBER AND RECENT FELON TWEETS PICS OF HIMSELF WITH GUNS! Unbeknownst to him, a Boston cop is a follower!

Friday, May 2, 2014

ILLEGAL BIKINIS? SAY IT ISN'T SO!

THE SPANISH ISLAND OF MALLORCA PROPOSED A LAW TO BAN WEARING BIKINIS, EXCEPT AT THE BEACH! Are city workers too distracted?