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Monday, March 31, 2014

NAKED 3-WHEELER CRIMES!

A NEW JERSEY MAN IS ARRESTED AFTER REPORTS OF A MAN RIDING A TRICYCLE NAKED IN AN APARTMENT COMPLEX! While chewing glass and high on cocaine!

Saturday, March 29, 2014

DUMB FACEBOOK CRIMINALS!

22-YEAR-OLD MICHIGAN WOMAN HAS HER DUI PROBATION VIOLATED AFTER ADMITTING CONSUMING ALCOHOL ON FACEBOOK! Stupid is as stupid does....

Thursday, March 27, 2014

OUTSTANDING OFFICER!

THE HEAD OF SAN DIEGO PD'S HOMELESS OUTREACH TEAM (HOT) IS SET TO RETIRE! I pray they have a similar replacement!

MOTHER OF THE YEARS CANDIDATE?

DID THIS MISSISSIPPI MOTHER ALLOW HERSELF TO BE CONVICTED AND PUT ON DEATH ROW FOR MURDER HER SON COMMITTED? Son confesses he committed the murder!

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

DUMB CRIMINALS!

DRUNK INDIANA MAN ARRESTED IN T-SHIRT, UNDERWEAR, PANTS AND SOCK! YES, ONE SOCK, AND PANTS OVER HIS ARMS! Maybe he's a fashion designer?

Monday, March 24, 2014

Sunday, March 23, 2014

WHERE ARE MY FRIES!!!

AN OKLAHOMA MAN POINTS A GUN AT A McDONALD'S CASHIER AFTER NOTICING HE WAS MISSING HIS FRIES! You don't mess with a man's fries!

Thursday, March 20, 2014

NAKED ANIMAL CRIMES!

DAYTONA MAN ARRESTES FOR HAVING SEX WITH A PUPPY ON HIS FRONT PORCH! What kind of drugs is this guy taking?

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

WANTED: DUMPSTER SEX COUPLE!

A DELAWARE COUPLE IS CAUGHT ON VIDEO GETTING THEIR LUCKY CARMS ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY! Suspects are still at large! Check your local dumpster!

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

TWISTED TWEETS!

L.A. MAN ARRESTED AFTER TWEETING "100 RT'S (RE-TWEETS) AND I'LL SHOOT SOMEONE WALKING"! What an idiot!

Sunday, March 16, 2014

FREE AFTER 17 YEARS!

AFTER 17 YEARS IN PRISON, AND HELP FROM AN ASTRONAUTS MOM, EXCULPATORY EVIDENCE WAS FOUND! Prosecution hid evidence of deal with witness!

Friday, March 14, 2014

NAKED CRIMES!

A MASSACHUSETTS MAN CRASHES AFTER DOING DONUTS IN HIS CAR, THEN UNDRESSES AND FLEES THE SCENE NAKED! Some left over bath salts maybe?

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

NAKED VIDEO CRIMES!

A 25-YEAR-OLD WOMAN FINDS 11 HIDDEN CAMERAS IN HER APARTMENT AFTER HER BOSS/LANDLORD REMODELS! He probably charged her for the remodel, too!

NAKED PENIS CRIMES!

A CHINESE WOMAN CUTS OFF MAN'S PENIS, FLUSHES IT DOWN THE TOILET, AND THEN KILLS HIM WITH A HAMMER! Shouldn't have raped her AND her daughter!

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

WOMEN OF WALMART!

AN OHIO WOMAN POSTS LEWD COMMENTS AND PHOTOS INSIDE WALMART OF EMPLOYEE WHO HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HER HUSBAND! In Walmart? Nooooo....

DUMB CRIMINALS!

FACEBOOK CATCHES BANK ROBBER, AS MICHIGAN MAN CAN'T HELP BUT POST SELFIES WHICH LEAD TO ARREST! I guess this guy hasn't read about his predecessors!

Monday, March 10, 2014

GIVE ME A BITE OF YOUR BURRITO!

A 24-YEAR-OLD SEATTLE MAN'S DEMAND THAT A CUSTOMER GIVE HIM A BITE OF HIS BURRITO LEADS TO ASSAULT! That must have been some burrito!

Sunday, March 9, 2014

HOLY NAKED CRIMES, BATMAN!

AN AUSTRALIA MAN ENTERS A THRIFT STORE IN ONLY A THONG, AND STEALS A BATMAN COSTUME! I can hear the Joker laughing now!

Friday, March 7, 2014

Thursday, March 6, 2014

NAKED ANIMAL SEX CRIMES!

FLORIDA NEIGHBORS SHOUT AT A MAN HAVING SEX WITH A PIT BULL, AND HE IGNORED THEM! You have to see this guy's mugshot!

NAKED CRIMES - "UPSKIRTING" LEGAL!

THE MASSACHUSETTS SUPREME COURT RULES THAT "UPSKIRTING" IS LEGAL BASED ON CURRENT STATUTE! Go get you GoPro shoe mounts Boston!

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

TROUBLE IN PARADISE!

A WISCONSIN MOTHER OF 3 OFFERS $1,000 AND SEX IN EXCHANGE FOR FIANCE'S MURDER! Think what she'd have offered if they had been married!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

A MICHIGAN MAN SETS OFF HIS OWN HOME ALARM WHICH EXPOSES TO THE ARRIVING POLICE HIS MARIJUANA GROW! How did that get there?

DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILIES!

SISTER WHO ACCUSES BROTHER OF "NOT PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT DOWN" IS ASSAULTED! What if he forgets to take the trash out?

Sunday, March 2, 2014

INNOCNET MAN EXECUTED?

TEXAS MAY HAVE EXECUTED AN INNOCENT MAN IN 2004 PER THE INNOCENCE PROJECT! Another reason the government should not sanction murder!

INCOMPETENT INVESTIGATORS!

A FLORIDA TEENAGER SITS IN JAIL FOR 35 DAYS, BEFORE COPS FIGURE OUT IT WAS THE WRONG "CODY WILLIAMS"! Hmm, 2 people with the same name?

SADISTIC ANIMAL HATERS!

A 21-YEAR-OLD LOUISIANA MAN GOES IN TO PET STORE AND SQUEEZES A HAMSTER TO DEATH! Must feel like a real tough guy after that!