DUMB COPS!

OFFICER TEXTS DUI ARRESTEE, "IF YOU BUY ME A BEER, I'LL FORGET EVERYTHING AT TRIAL!" Stupid is as...

DUMB CRIMINALS!

BURGLARS BREAK IN TO HOME, MAKE A FIRE AND EAT CHINESE FOOD BEFORE LEAVING! Dine and ditch?

DUMB TROOPERS!

TROOPER CONFUSES PEOPLE WITH DRUGS AND SHOOTS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS! Seriously???

PROP 34 WILL SAVE THE INNOCENT!

GUARANTEE NO INNOCENT PERSON IS EXECUTED! YES on Prop 34!!!

WOMAN ROBBED AFTER POSTING BAIL

A 69-YEAR-OLD WOMAN BAILS OUT 29-YEAR-OLD WHO PROMISES TO MARRY HER, BUT ROBS HER INSTEAD!!! Stupid is, as....

POLICE SEIZE LOLLIPOPS!

NEW YORK POLICE SEIZE 640 MARIJUANA LOLLIPOPS! Lollipops seized!

@OCCriminalLaw BROKE 15,000 FOLLOWERS!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT @OCCriminalLaw NOW HAS OVER 15,000 FOLLOWERS! @OCCriminalLaw

WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!

MAN LEFT TO DIE IN DESERT WITH SEVERED PENIS!!! OUCH!!!

WHAT? LAP DANCES AREN'T ART???

NEW YORK TAX COURT RULES SALES TAX APPLIES TO LAP DANCES, BUT NOT BALLET! Does taste determine tax?

DUMB CRIMINALS!

BAGGAGE HANDLER STEALS $20,000 IN NEW UNRELEASED $100 BILLS! Sticky fingers?

NOT TOO BRIGHT???

MAN IN FLORIDA ARRESTED FOR AIMING A RED LASER AT POLICE HELICOPTER! Dumb Criminals

THE NAKED CRIME EPIDEMIC CONTINUES!

VALLEJO PD KILL ARMED NAKED MAN. Epidemic?

YES, MORE NAKED CRIMINALS!

NAKED, ARMED AND IRRATIONAL FLORIDA WOMAN SHOT AND KILLED BY POLICE. Naked crime epidemic!

THE HAMSTER DEFENSE?

WOMAN ARRESTED FOR DUI HAS HER HAMSTER TAKEN INTO POLICE CUSTODY AS WELL! Critter defense?

WANTED ON PINTEREST!

PINTEREST USED TO POST WANTED PHOTOS; SEES FIRST ARREST! Technology for justice!

FAST FOOD IS CAUSE OF RAPE INCREASE!

A TOWN IN INDIA IS BLAMING AN INCREASE IN RAPES ON CHOWMEIN! Unbelievable, but true!

VICTIM VICTIMIZED A 2ND TIME!

VICTIM OF GANG RAPE EXPELLED FOR "TARNISHING SCHOOL'S REPUTATION"! Wow!

RAGING HORMONES CAUSE THEFT?

TEEN STEALS MOM'S JEWELS TO PAY FOR BROTHEL VISIT! Thanks mom!

ILLEGAL STRIP & CAVITY SEARCHES!

MILWAUKEE PD OFFICERS CHARGED WITH ILLEGAL ROADSIDE STRIP & CAVITY SEARCHES! "Blue River!"

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I'D SEEN IT ALL!

NUN CAUGHT STEALING A BEER ON VIDEO! Wow!

MORE NAKEDNESS!

NAKED ALABAMA COLLEGE STUDENT SHOT BY CAMPUS POLICE! Bath Salts?

TEACHER HAS SEX WITH STUDENT

WHAT'S WORSE, THE TEACHER HAVING SEX WITH THE 17-YEAR-OLD STUDENT, OR BEING TOO DUMB TO NOT DO IT IN THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT? Sex in parking lot

MORE BESTIALITY???

MAN CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH A HORSE, AGAIN! Unstable?

MORE DUMB & NAKED!

HOUSTON POLICE OFFICER FIRED AFTER 100'S OF NUDE, FETISH & BONDAGE PHOTOS POSTED ONLINE! Where's the 1st Amendment?

DUMB & NAKED CRIMINAL!

SCARED THIEF RETURNS LAPTOP, BUT LEAVES NAKED PHOTO OF HIMSELF! Dumb & Naked!

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

PROFESSOR STRIPS NAKED & YELLS, "THERE IS NO F'ING GOD!" Bad day at school

MURDER OR ACCIDENT?

FARMER EATEN BY HIS OWN HOGS! Hogs eat farmer!