DUMB CRIMINALS!

MAN LISTS CAR ON CRAIGSLIST - BEST OFFER OR 1/4 POUND OF WEED! Stupid is as....

DUMB CRIMINALS!

DYNAMITE LEFT ON LAS VEGAS STREET! Oops!

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

MAN ASSAULTS 7-11 CLERK & RUNS THROUGH GOLF COURSE NAKED! Why naked???

FORMER ANGEL INDICTED!

FORMER ANGELS SHORTSTOP DOUG DECINCES INDICTED FOR INSIDER TRADING! Cheaters!

ASSAULTED FOR ORGASMING TOO FAST!

WOMAN ASSAULTS BOYFRIEND WHEN HE REACHES ORGASM WITHOUT HER! Bad Sex!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

GERMANY TO REINSTATE BEASTIALITY LAWS TO CRACK DOWN ON ANIMAL BROTHELS! Sickos!

CHEATING TEACHERS!

CALIFORNIA TEACHERS PAID ANOTHER TO TAKE CREDENTIAL EXAMS! Cheaters!

CAUGHT ON VIDEO!

MAN PEES ON COP CAR ON SIDE OF ROAD! Pee You!

GOD SPOKE TO HER!

WOMAN SAYS THAT GOD TOLD HER TO DRIVE 100 MPH IN 30 MPH ZONE! Godspeed!

MORE DRIVERS HIGH THAN DRUNK!

A NEW STUDY INDICATES MORE CALIFORNIA DRIVERS ARE HIGH THAN DRUNK! Drugs

THE RETURN OF NAKED CRIMES!

PUBLIC MASTURBATOR TELLS COPS TO WAIT UNTIL I'M FINISHED! Priorities!

RIGHT TO BARE ARMS NOT BODY PARTS!

WOMAN POINTS GUN AT FLASHER AND TELLS HIM TO STOP OR SHE IS GOING TO BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT! Go girl!

ANOTHER OC POWER-BROKER FALLS!

FORMER ADVISER TO DISTRICT ATTORNEY T-RACK & FELON SHERIFF CORONA ARRESTED ON DUI CHARGES! Hmm...

SAY IT AIN'T SO!

$1.5 MILLION IN iPAD MINIS STOLEN FROM NEW YORK AIRPORT! iPad Thieves!

LIAR, LIAR???

MAN WHO ACCUSED VOICE OF ELMO UNDERAGE SEX RECANTS STORY! Pants on fire?

HEROIN IS THE NEW DEVIL!

SQUEAKY CLEAN ROCKER BON JOVI'S DAUGHTER ARRESTED ON DRUG CHARGES. Heroin sucks!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

WOMAN WHO DROVE ON SIDEWALK TO AVOID SCHOOL BUS SENTENCED TO HOLD 'IDIOT' SIGN! Wow!

@OCCriminalLaw is gaining momentum!

@OCCRIMINALLAW RECENTLY SURPASSED 15,000 FOLLOWERS AND IS CREEPING TOWARD 20,000!

DNA SAMPLES ON ARREST?

US SUPREME COURT WILL DECIDE IF DNA CAN BE OBTAINED AT ARREST. Maryland v. King

PRIEST'S BRAWL?

ONE PRIEST BITES OFF PIECE OF ANOTHER PRIEST'S EAR OVER A PARKING STALL! What is the world coming to?

DUMB LAWS!

MONTANA MEDICAL MARIJUANA GROWER FACING 80 YEARS! Seriously?

DUMB CRIMINALS

MAN ARRESTED TWICE IN AN HOUR AND AT SAME TIME DUE TO DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME! Bad luck?

MOVIE-LIKE BURGLARY CAUGHT ON VIDEO!

THIEVES ON 3 MOTORCYCLES ENTER BRITISH MALL AND STEAL JEWELRY WORTH OVER $3 MILLION! Starring Brad Pitt?

MURDER SUSPECT MISTAKENLY RELEASED!

A MURDER SUSPECT WAS MISTAKENLY RELEASED FROM GEORGIA JAIL! Nice security!

MORE WRONGFUL CONVICTIONS!

UC BERKELEY STUDY CONCLUDES THAT CALIFORNIA LEADS THE NATION IN WRONGFUL CONVICTIONS! Really?

FALSELY IMPRISONED!

INDIANA WOMAN FALSELY IMPRISONED FOR 9 YEARS DUE TO BAD FINGERPRINT EVIDENCE! Junk Science?

UC DAVIS DOG SEARCH STUDY

STUDY SHOWS THAT DOG'S RELIABILITY TO BE AS LITTLE AS 14.5%! Wow!

SUPREME COURT UPDATE

US SUPREME COURT HEARS 2 DOG SEARCH CASES! Accurate?

X-JUDGE CONVICTED OF DRUG CHARGES

FORMER JUDGE CONVICTED OF STEALING DRUGS CONFISCATED FROM FELONS! Bad Judge!