ODD LAWS FOR 2013!

NO WHEELIES, BUT RUNNING A RED-LIGHT IS OK (AFTER A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME) IN ILLINOIS! Seriously?

YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR DUI!

DON'T ARREST ME FOR A DUI OR I WILL MISS MY COURT APPEARANCE THIS MORNING ON MY FIRST DUI! Stupid is, as...

HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE NEW YEAR!

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! CALL AAA TIPSY-TOW (800) 400-4222. Tipsy-Tow

6 CAME BEFORE 9!

WOMAN ASSAULTS BOYFRIEND FOR FINISHING BEFORE HER DURING MUTUAL ORAL SEX! Wow!

NEW INTERNET SCAM!

LIST ANY WOMAN AS A "POTENTIAL PROSTITUTE" AND THEY MUST PAY TO TAKE DOWN! Disgusting!

ROCKET LAUNCHERS FOUND!

LOS ANGELES GUN BUY-BACK RECOVERS 2 GRENADE LAUNCHERS! Seriously?

IS CHURCH A HATE GROUP?

PETITION URGES WESTBORO CHURCH BE LABELLED A HATE GROUP! About time!

DUMBEST CRIMINALS OF 2012!

BEST DUMB CRIME STORIES OF 2012! Stupid is as stupid does!

SMART CRIMINALS!

PHONY 911 CALL HELPS CROOKS MAKE OFF WITH $1 MILLION IN JEWELRY! Thieves!

YOU'RE TOO HOT, SO YOU'RE FIRED!

IOWA COURT ALLOWS THE TERMINATION OF AN EMPLOYEE WHO IS IRRESISTIBLE! Sexy lady!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

DRUNK MAN SPITS & KICKS COPS, THEN CRIES FOR MOMMY! Cry baby!

ROADSIDE BODY CAVITY SEARCH?

2 WOMEN SUBJECTED TO BODY CAVITY SEARCH AFTER ARREST FOR LITTERING! Frisky cops!

"SUPER MARIO" A SEX OFFENDER?

MAN IN "SUPER MARIO" SUIT GROPES WOMAN! I've now heard it all...

A NEW LOW!

SCAMMERS SET UP ELABORATE WEBSITE TO COLLECT DONATIONS IN CHILD VICTIM'S NAME! Lowlifes!

SAD SIGN OF THE TIMES!

6TH GRADER FEELS NEED TO BRING A GUN TO SCHOOL FOR PROTECTION! So sad....

HEROES!

VICTORIA SOTO DIED TRYING TO PROTECT HER KIDS! A TRUE HERO! A sad loss!

SANTA COP?

TEXAS OFFICER GIVES MAN A REGISTRATION TICKET AND $100 BILL TO PAY FOR REGISTRATION! Christmas spirit!

CRAZY HUSBANDS!

MAN TRIES TO DROWN WIFE IN DOG BOWL BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE HIS DINNER! Crazy!

SICK MOM'S!

MOM HELPS TEEN DAUGHTER TAKE NUDE PICS TO SEND TO 30-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND! Freaks!

HEROES ARISE FROM TRAGEDY!

HONORING THE HEROES WHO HELPED SAVE LIVES IN THE SHADY HOOK SHOOTING! Heroes

DON'T OVERCOOK THE PORK CHOPS!

MAN SHOOTS AND KILLS ROOM-MATE OVER PORK CHOP ARGUMENT! Craziness!

SHOOTING MARIJUANA FROM CANONS?

THE LATEST WAY TO SMUGGLE MARIJUANA - PNEUMATIC CANONS! Canons?

12-YEAR-OLD TRIED AS ADULT?

APPEALS COURT SAYS, "NOT SO FAST"Insanity! AND SEND CASE BACK TO JUVENILE COURT!

SCORNED BOYFRIEND!

MAN BREAKS INTO EX'S APARTMENT AND GLUES REFRIGERATOR DOOR SHUT! Interesting....

JUDICIAL INDISCRETIONS!

SEX IN CHAMBERS WITH PARTY IN CASE BEFORE HIM PLACES JUDGE ON LEAVE! Justice?

TOP 100 CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEYS IN CALIFORNIA

I AM FLATTERED TO JOIN THE TOP 2% OF CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEYS IN THE STATE! Thank you!

THE DEVASTATION OF METH USE!

IF THIS IS WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE ON THE OUTSIDE, JUST THINK ABOUT THE INSIDE! Meth is the Devil!

BURGLAR CALLS 911 ON HIMSELF!

HOMEOWNER PULLS GUN ON BURGLAR AND SCARES HIM INTO CALLING 911! Justice!

BEWARE A WOMAN SCORNED!

GIRLFRIEND ASSAULTS BOYFRIEND AFTER HE TAKES LAST BEER! Wow!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MAN CALLS COPS TO COMPLAIN THAT PROSTITUTE OWES HIM 10 MINUTES! Seriously?

WORSE THAN SHERIFF JOE???

WARDEN FORCES INMATES TO PUT HOT SAUCE ON GENITALS, FAKE SEX ACTS,THROW BUNNIES INTO TRAFFIC! Seriously?

BAH HUMBUG MADE GOOD!

POLICE REPLACE STOLEN CHRISTMAS LIGHTS THIEVES STOLE FROM TERMINALLY ILL CHILD'S HOME! Merry Christmas!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

19-YEAR-OLD BANK ROBBER POSTS ON YOUTUBE "CHICK BANK ROBBER" THEN ARRESTED! Blondes!

HERO FIRED FOR HIS EFFORTS!!

MAN THWARTS AUTOZONE ROBBERY & IS FIRED FOR HIS EFFORTS! Some Reward!

Institutionalized? Not!

WOMAN WHO STARTED PRISON STRING ORCHESTRA RETURNS WEEKLY AFTER RELEASE! That's Dedication!