BOYFRIENDS GONE BAD!

WOMAN ASSAULTS BOYFRIEND WITH KNIFE AFTER HE REFUSES TO CUDDLE! She sounds like a keeper! Not!

JUKEBOX HERO?

MAN IS STABBED IN THE STOMACH OVER WHICH SONG TO PLAY ON THE JUKEBOX! Depending on the song, it may have been justified!

NAKED CRIMES!

OREGON MAN HIGH ON METH FIGHTS OFF COPS IN A RESTAURANT ALL WHILE CONTINUE TO MASTURBATE! You must have your priorities!

SPIDERMAN ROBS STORE!

A MAN IN A SPIDERMAN MASK ROBS A FLORIDA CIRCLE-K! Just who can you trust if not an Avenger?

THE SQUIRREL WAS THIRSTY!

MAN RETURNS HOME LATE ON CHRISTMAS EVE AND IS STABBED BY WIFE WITH A CERAMIC SQUIRREL FOR "NOT BRINGING HOME BEER"! Squirrels get angry when thirsty!

CRIMINAL KRIS KRINGLE!

A FLORIDA MAN DRESSED AS SANTA CLAUS ROBS A BANKS WITH A WRAPPED GIFT! Some things are supposed to be sacred!

FLORIDA MAN HOLDS SIGN, "I BEAT WOMEN. HONK IF I'M A SCUMBAG"

THE VICITM OF THE "SCUMBAG'S" DOMESTIC ABUSE GAVE HIM A CHOICE: CRIMINAL CHARGES, OR WEAR SIGN FOR 8 HOURS! Look who's in charge now!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

A NEW JERSEY MAN SHOWS UP AT THE DMV FOR A DRIVING TEST WITH A BAC OF 0.13%! I guess they didn't ask that question on the test!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

TEXAS MAN ROBS BANK, LEAVES TRAIL OF MONEY, AND IS THEN ROBBED OF THE LOOT HE JUST STOLE! Bad luck is this guy's only luck!

MOTHER-OF-THE-YEAR LATE ENTRY!

MISSOURI MOTHER POSES TOPLESS WITH HER 14-YEAR-OLD ALSO TOPLESS DAUGHTER FOR PIC! Monkey see, monkey do!

ANOTHER LAST MINUTE PARENT OF THE YEAR ENTRY!

NEW YORK PARENTS AND GRANDFATHER MADE 23-MONTH-OLD TODDLER SMOKE MARIJUANA! Get your entries in before the year-end!

CHRISTMAS CRIMES!

DON'T START DECORATING THE TREE UNTIL EVERYONE IS HOME, OR A FIGHT WILL BREAK OUT AND THE COPS CALLED! Ho, ho, ho!!!

COPS BEING PUNKED!

A COMEDIAN BAKED COOKIES TO LOOK LIKE CELL PHONES, THEN DROVE AROUND, WAS PULLED OVER, AND TOOK A BITE OF PHONE! Pretty funny!

PACKIN' VICTIMS!

76-YEAR-OLD MAN SHOOTS BURGLAR IN THE ARM AFTER HEARING NOISES! Better to not stereotype your victims!

NAKED CRIMES!

A CALIFORNIA MAN WAS ARRESTED FOR RUNNING A "REVENGE PORN" WEBSITE, AND ANOTHER THAT CHARGED TO REMOVE THE CONTENT! Hmm, sounds like blackmail?!?

ANOTHER FATHER-OF-THE-YEAR CONTESTANT!

MAN LEAVES 4-MONTH-OLD SON IN THE CAR WHILE HE GOES IN STRIP BAR! A guess the "Birds and the Bees" talk was premature!

ANIMAL CRIMES!

22-YEAR-OLD NEVADA MAN ARRESTED AFTER KILLING THE FAMILY DOG STATES, "I LIKE HURTING DOGS!" A future Dexter?

PARENT OF THE YEAR FINALIST!

SHOPLIFTING MOTHER RUNS OUT OF THE STORE, LEAVING HER 4-YEAR-OLD BEHIND! Oops, I forgot something!

NAKED CRIME VICTIMS!

A TOPLESS WOMAN IN A DRESSING ROOM NOTICES A PEEPING-TOM, AND CHASES HIM THROUGH THE STORE WHILE TOPLESS! I think the defendant won this one either way!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

WOMAN IN A CAR ACCIDENT BLEEDING FROM VAGINA EVENTUALLY ADMITS IT FROM THE GLASS CRACK PIPE SHE HID! Really, glass in her vagina???

DUMB CRIMINAL GETS HIS BUTT KICKED!

WOULD BE PURSE-SNATCHER PICKS THE WRONG VICTIM, AND SHE KICKS HIS BUTT! Don't assume someone is vulnerable!

NAKED COLORADO CRIMES!

A WOMAN IS ARRESTED FOR TOPLESS HAIRCUTS WITHOUT A LICENSE! Colorado must be crime free to sink to this level of arrest!

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

A FLORIDA MAN IS ARRESTED AFTER RUNNING AROUND HIS APARTMENT COMPLEX NAKED YELLING "I LOVE COCAINE"! You sure it wasn't bath salts?

DUMB SEX TOY THIEF!

A FLORIDA WOMAN STEALS A VIBRATOR FROM A SEX SHOP AND THEN STICKS AROUND TO APPLY FOR A JOB RESULTING! Gave them plenty of time to review the video surveillance!

DUMB BANK ROBBER!

OC MAN ROBS A BANK AND CHANGES CLOTHES TO DISGUISE HIMSELF, LEAVING HIS ID IN THE CLOTHES HE  THREW AWAY! Just one minor detail!

THE DONUT BANDIT!

FLORIDA MAN USES FAKE BADGE AND DEMANDS "POLICE DISCOUNT" AT LOCAL DUNKIN' DONUTS! His luck ran out! 

DUMB CRIMINALS!

UTAH MAN CUTS ARM SO BAD WHILE BURGLARIZING HOUSE THAT HE ASKS RESIDENTS FOR HELP! If that don't take the cake!

I SAID, "TURN YOU PHONE OFF!"

71 YEAR OLD WOMAN STRIKES MAN SEVERAL TIMES AS HIS PHONE CONTINUED TO RING DURING A MOVIE! Seriously, it is rude!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

TWO TEENS BRAKE IN TO SCHOOL, WIPE DOWN FINGERPRINTS, BUT LEAVE A TRIAL OF CANDY RIGHT TO THEIR DOOR! Oops!

CARJACKERS WITH A HEART?

AFTER CARJACKING A WOMAN AT GUNPOINT, CARJACKERS GIVE VICTIM A BOX CUTTER TO PROTECT HERSELF! I guess it's a dangerous area!

TEXAS PROSECUTOR JAILED FOR HIDING EVIDENCE!

MAN SERVES 25 YEARS WHEN PROSECUTOR KNOWINGLY HIDES EXCULPATORY EVIDENCE GETS 10 DAYS JAIL! 10 days for 25 years? It's a start!

WRONGLY CONVICTED IN L.A.!

FALSE TESTIMONY HIDDEN BY POLICE LED TO MAN'S BEING WRONGLY INCARCERATED FOR 27 YEARS! Police knew witness lied!

WARRANTLESS ANAL PROBES IN NEW MEXICO!

COPS THOUGHT MAN WAS CLENCHING HIS BUTTOCKS AND TOOK HIM TO A HOSPITAL TO SEARCH! 1st hospital said no! 2nd, well, OK!

NAKED CRIMES OR PROTECTED SPEECH?

A BOSTON MAN TAKING "UP-SKIRT" VIDEOS IS CLAIMING HIS CONDUCT IS PROTECTED BY THE 1ST AMENDMENT! Mass. Supreme Court arguments today!

NAKED CRIMES!

A TOPEKA, KANSAS MAN WAS ARRESTED AFTER HE WAS FOUND JOGGING IN THE AFTERNOON RAIN, NAKED! The return of bath salts?

CRIMINALS WITH HOLIDAY SPIRIT!

CANADIAN OFFICIALS SEIZED 3 PUMPKINS AT THE BORDER FILLED WITH 2 KILOS OF COCAINE EACH! I wonder if they were in costume?

TEXAS JUDGE UNFAIR?

A TEXAS JUDGE WAS TEXTING TIPS TO A PROSECUTOR DURING TRIAL AND IMPROPERLY MEETING WITH JURORS RESIGNS! In Texas? Really?

NEAR-NAKED CRIMES1

A GEORGIA MAN IN THE NOWHERE BAR DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND BITES A WOMAN'S BUTTOCKS! She must have had a "delicious" ass!

NAKED, ALMOST-CRIMES!

57-YEAR-OLD MAN UNKNOWINGLY SETS UP SEX RENDEZVOUS WITH HIS DAUGHTER-IN-LAW! To top it off, the husband followed!

DUMB VICTIMS!

MAN CALLS 911 BECAUSE HIS 19-YEAR-OLD GIRLFRIEND ASSAULTED HIM BY SHOOTING WATER ON HIM WITH A SQUIRT-GUN! Seriously buddy, a little water?

CANDY-CHALLENGED COPS!

A NEW YORK OFFICER ARRESTS A MAN FOR POSSESSION OF METH, WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE JOLLY RANCHER CANDIES! This officer really needs to go trick-or- treating!

JAIL FOR SLEEPING?

A MISSISSIPPI WOMAN WHO FELL ASLEPP AND THEN DID NOT RETURN TO JURY DUTY AFTER LUNCH IS GIVEN 2 DAYS JAIL! Civic duty gone wrong!

NOT SO DUMB CRIMINALS!

2 INMATES SERVING SENTENCE FOR MURDER RELEASED THROUGH THE USE OF FRAUDULENT COURT DOCUMENTS! Double oops!

NONSENSICAL 911 CALLS!

TENNESSEE MAN WHO CALLS 911 REPEATEDLY ALLEGING HE WAS OVERCHARGED 1 CENT FOR BEER IS ARRESTED FOR NON-EMERGENCY USE OF 911! Really, a penny?

TEXTING TROUBLES!

NEVADA CITY WOMAN MISDIALS NUMBER, AN ENDS UP TEXTING A NARCOTICS DETECTIVE A DRUG DEAL! Is bad luck really better than no luck?

STRANGE 911 CALLS!

A WORKER CALLS 911 TO REPORT THE THEFT OF HIS "JELLO", YES, "JELLO", FROM THE SHARED WORKPLACE REFRIGERATOR! Talk about taking life too seriously!

NAKED HUNTING CRIMES!

AN OREGON HUNTER WAS ATTACKED BY A NAKED MAN FOR NO APPARENT REASON! Maybe he was being hunted....

DUMB CRIMINALS!

2 NEW HAMPSHIRE MEN KILLED WHILE USING A TORCH TO GET INISDE A SAFE FULL OF FIREWORKS! If you're gonna go, go big!

HUNGRY DRUNK!

DRUNK DRIVER LEADS POLICE ON A CHASE, SOMHE COULD FINISH HIS BIG MAC! Before you judge, have you eaten the jail food?

NAKED WORLD CRIMES!

4 SAUDI MEN SENTENCED FROM 3 TO 10 YEARS PRISON, 500 - 2,000 LASHES AND FINES FOR DANCING NAKED ON A CAR! Just imagine had it been women!

NAKES CRIMES - SUPERVISION & PENIS MEASUREMENT?

ANOTHER U.S. COURT OF APPEALS CIRCUIT FINDS IT UNUSUAL TO SHOW SEX-OFFENDERS PORN AND QUESTION ACCURACY OF PLETHYSMOGRAPHY! Really, arousing sex-offenders as a condition of supervision?

NAKED DRIVE-THRU CRIMES!

A 69-YEAR-OLD MAN DRIVES THRU A McDONALD'S PANTSLESS, AND ATTEMPTS TO HAVE CASHIER TOUCH HIS PRIVATES! Is that on the Dollar Menu?

ANOTHER RUNNER-UP FOR MOTHER-OF-THE-YEAR!

MOTHER USES A SHOCK COLLAR TO DISCIPLINE KIDS WITH SPECIAL NEEDS! Where do these people come from?

DUMB CRIMINALS!

FLORIDA MAN ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS FRIEND IN LEG WHILE TRYING TO SHOOT A SNAKE! Not even sure it was poisonous!

DUMB, BUT CLEAN, CRIMINALS!

A 55-YEAR-OLD FLORIDA MAN SHOVES A 75-YEAR-OLD-MAN TO GROUND FOR ATTEMPTING TO USE A DRYER AT LAUNDY MAT! Thank goodness he didn't try to use the washer!

NAKED COLLEGE CRIMES!

A COLLEGE PROFESSOR ADMITS TO "UPSKIRTING" 2 COLLEGE GIRLS, BUT JUST TO PROVE THEY WEREN'T WEARING PANTIES! Uh, yah, sure you were!

NAKED HOME DEPOT CRIMES!

A SOUTH CAROLINA COUPLE IS CAUGHT HAVING SEX IN HOME DEPOT DISPLAY SHED! It's not a crime in WalMart!

ANOTHER RUNNER-UP FOR FATHER OF THE YEAR!

MAN LEAVES HIS CHILD IN CAR WHILE HE GOES INSIDE A STRIP-CLUB! Maybe mom forgot to leave milk money!

SPIDERMAN TURNS TO LIFE OF CRIME!

SPIDERMAN FAILS AS A CRIMINAL, WHEN STORE CLERK PULLS A GUN TO THWART HIM! I wonder what Batman will think?

BIRTHDAY WISHES, KETCHUP BOTTLES & MURDER!

A LACK OF BIRTHDAY WISHES &  TIGHT KETCHUP LID ARE ENOUGH FOR THIS OREGN MAN TO KILL HIS WIFE! The card is in the mail!

NAKED ANIMAL CRIMES!

NORTH CAROLINA SOLDIER FILMS HIS 23-YEAR-OLD WIFE HAVING SEX WITH ANIMALS TO POST ON INTERNET! I guess if your not man enough, let the dog take over!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MILWAUKEE MAN GETS STUCK IN THE AIR DUCT WHILE TRYING TO STEAL DRUGS FROM AN ANIMAL HOSPITAL! I thought this only happened in the movies!

CRIMINALS WITH ESP?

MAN WEARING "I'M A DRUNK" T-SHIRT ARRESTED FOR... DRUNK IN PUBLIC! Who would have guessed?

NAKED 'BRANDING' CRIMES!?!?

AN ARIZONA MAN DRUGS HIS GIRLFRIEND AND THEN 'BRANDS' HIS INITIAL ON HIS OH SO PRIVATES! "It's OK," he says, "I've done it to other girlfriends!"

FATHER OF THE YEAR?

BABY IN STROLLER FOUND ON SIDEWALK AT FATHER'S FEET AS HE LIED PASSED OUT PASSED OUT AT 0.31% BAC! He was just taking a nap! 

MÉNAGE A TROIS GONE WRONG!

MAN ASSAULTS HIS GILFRIEND FOR CONTINUING THE TRYST AFTER HE AD FINISHED! Uh, show a little appreciation!

MAN CONVICTED OF SEX WITH A LAND ROVER!

IT WAS A WILD AND DRUNKEN NIGHT THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN RECALL! They call me "Hotcock"!

FOOD FIGHT!

FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED FOR THROWING CHICKEN WINGS AT HS WIFE DURING AN ARGUMENT! Temper, temper!

HARD BOILED EGGS!

MAN ASSAULTS HIS WIFE AND 16-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER OVER 'HARD BOILED EGGS'! A man has to have standards!

COOL COPS!

A MINNESOTA OFFICER BEFRIENDS KIDS AT A LOCAL SKATE PARK BY DOING 360'S ON A BORROWED BIKE! That's great PR!

NEW TRIAL GRANTED AFTER 22 YEARS!

DEATH SENTENCE OVERTURNED DUE TO EVIDENCE OF MARICOPA SHERIFF DEPUTY LYING UNDER OATH NOT PROVIDED BY PROSECUTION! The prosecutors should be disbarred!

MORE NAKED CRIEMS!

A NAKED PEEPING TOM IS CAUGHT IN THE ACT SPYING ON SOME GILRS AND BEATEN BY FAMILY MEMBERS! You need a better hiding place!

NEW GAME: WHERE'S THE GUN?

AN OKLAHOMA MAN ARRESTED ON MINOR CHARGES IS FOUND TO HAVE A DERRINGER UP HIS DERRIÈRE! And, it was loaded!!!

KRAZY KRIMINAL KARMA!

A CONVICTED RAPIST COLLAPSES AFTER HE IS TOLD HE MAY HAVE CONTRACTED HIV FROM HIS VICTIM! Life works in mysterious ways!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

NEW YORK MAN DIES AFTER BEING NEARLY DECAPITATED BY HIS OWN BOOBY-TRAP TO PROTECT HIS MARIJUANA CROPS! Learn to share a little!

WHERE'S THE CRACK PIPE?

CRACKHEADS HIDE THEIR PIPES IN THE CRAZIEST PALCES... CAN YOU SAY, "STOMACH"? HOW ABOUT, "VAGINA"? This could be a new board-game!

NAKED CRIMES ARE BACK!

NAKED MAN TASED TO STOP HIM FROM JUMPING ON AND OTHERWISE VANDALIZING CARS! You just have to do that naked!

INTERESTING HIDING PLACES!

WOMAN STEALS $5,000 FROM HER BOYFRIEND AND HIDES ITIN HER RECTUM! Talk about dirty money....

PORTA-POTTY-PERV!!!

WHAT CAN YOU DO TO PUNISH A PORTA-POTTY-PERV THAT IS WORSE THAN HE DID TO HIMSELF? 3-years prison is a start.

WINNER OF FATHER-OF-THE-YEAR!

TEXAS FATHER BEATS TO DEATH THE MAN WHO WAS MOLESTING HIS 5-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, AND WILL NOT BE CHARGED! Justice sometimes comes in mysterious ways....

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

A 20-YEAR-OLD FLORIDA MAN IS ARRESTED FRO WALKING HIS DOG... NAKED! Can you say 'Bath Salts'?

ANOTHER MOTHER-OF-THE-YEAR CONTESTANT!

MOTHER ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO BEAT THE GAY OUT OF HER SON! Too much Fox News!

HONESTY, IN THIS DAY AND AGE???

AFTER LOOKING FOR A STORE CLERK, 4 COLLEGE ATHLETES LEAVE THE CASH ON THE COUNTER, WAVE TO SECURITY CAMERAS AND LEAVE! Fire the sore clerk, and hire these guys!

BANK ROBBER STEALS $1.00!

A SEATTLE HOMELESS MAN ROBS A BANK OF $1.00, AND THEN SITS AND WAITS FOR THE POLICE, ALL TO OBTAIN HEALTHCARE! It's sad to think one has to go to these lengths!

DON'T SCREW UP THE COFFEE!

A COUPLE BEATS AND PISTOL-WHIPS A DUNKIN' DONUTS EMPLOYEE FOR BOTHED COFFEE! Talk about being ornery without caffeine!

PARENTS OF THE YEAR?

A GUN GOES OFF AT SCHOOL INSIDE A KINDERGARTNER'S BACKPACK! PARENTS NEED TO LOCK UP THEIR GUNS!!! Gun-owners need to store their guns properly!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

WHEN ARRESTED ON PIMPING CHARGES, MAN WAS WEARING A T-SHIRT THAT READ "I MAKE PIMPIN' LOOK EASY"! Easy for the cops, too!

GIRL FIGHT!

A BABY-SHOWER ENDS WITH ONE WOMAN PUNCTURING ANOTHER WOMAN'S CHEEK WITH A STILETTO HEEL! Sounds like a nice party!

ANOTHER MOTHER OH THE YEAR CONTESTANT,

AN OREGON MOTHER DRIVES SON TO MEET UNDERCOVER COP TO SELL HEROIN! A family that uses together....

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MAN ARRESTED FOR DUI TRYING TO PEE OUT COP CAR WINDOW WETS HIMSELF!!! Idiots!

MORE DUMB COPS!

TEXAS SWAT TEAM RAIDS A... WAIT... WAIT.... HERE IT COMES... AN ORGANIC OKRA FIELD!!! Even cops need to know their vegetables!

BAD, DUMB COPS!

TENNESSEE COP USES HIS PATROL CAR COMPUTER TO SEARCH FOR KIDDIE PORN! Stupid is as stupid does!

CRAZY CRIMES!

IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE ANYONE EVER THOUGHT TO MAKE THESE THINGS ILLEGAL! Only a politician could think up these!

FUNNY CRIMES!

A MAN RIDING A HORSE GOES INTO A BAR... NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE! He was arrested for disturbing the peace!

Sometimes you just don't want to be 1st! What a sad list to top!

NAKED CRIMES!

AN IDAHO MAN HAS SEX WITH THE WRONG TYPE OF P@#$Y, A PUSSY CAT! Idaho needs to purrfect its Sex Ed!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

WHEN THE WHIZZINATOR IS NOT AN OPTION TO FAKE A URINE TEST, JUST HIDE A URINE FILLED PILL BOTTLE IN YOUR COOCH! Who put that there?

CAN A JUDGE MAKE YOU CHANGE YOUR KID'S NAME?

TENNESSEE JUDGE ORDERS PARENTS TO CHANGE "MESSIAH'S" NAME, UNLESS HE'S JC! Too much government?

NAKED CRIMES!

INMATES HAVE ORAL SEX IN THE BACK OF POLICE VAN! Making friends!

DEATH BY NON-LETHAL FORCE!

A FLORIDA TEENAGER DIES AFTER BEING TASERED! Time to reevaluate tasers as non-lethal force?

MAN WANTED FOR... A MIRACLE!

A MAN APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE TO PRAY WITH HIT AND RUN VICTIM, AND AFTER THE FIREFIGHTERS' BROKEN EQUIPMENT WORKS! An angel???

NAKED CRIMES TAKE FLIGHT!

COUPLE IS ARRESTED FOR LEWD CONDUCT AFTER THEIR IN-FLIGHT PLEASURE SESSION OF MUTUAL ORAL SEX WHILE IN THEIR SEATS! Mile high club gone bad!

CRIMINALS WITH A CONSCIENCE!

THIEVES RETURN STOLEN ITEMS WITH AN APOLOGY NOTE AFTER DISCOVER THEY STOLE FROM A SEXUAL ASSAULT SUPPORT CENTER! Step 1....

BRAINLESS COPS DETER CRIME!

BOSTON USES CARDBOARD COP CUTOUTS TO DETER CRIME IN PUBLIC TRANSIT! Innovations in law enforcement!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

iPHONE THIEF ACCIDENTALLY POSTS HIS OWN PICTURE ON VICTIM'S FACEBOOK PAGE! Dumb and dumber!

FACEBOOK ID'S THIEF!

MAN WHO DINED-AND-DITCHED ON $100 TAB ID'D AFTER PHOTO PUT ON FACEBOOK!   Big brother is watching!

LAWYER DRUNK IN COURT!

LAWYER DRUNK IN COURTROOM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN AS HE MISSES 2 OTHER COURTROOMS! Contempt hearing scheduled!

CHINESE v. McDONALD'S

BROTHER ASSAULTS HIS SISTER BECAUSE SHE BROUGHT McDONALD'S INSTEAD OF CHINESE FOOD! Sibling love!

FATHER OF THE YEAR NOMINEE!

10-YEAR-OLD SON CALLS 911 AS FATHER DRIVES DRUNK WITH HE AND HIS SISTER IN THE CAR! Idiots!

$150,000.00 IN QUARTERS!

MAN PROTESTS WRONGFUL DEATH VERDICT BY PAYING JUDGMENT IN QUARTERS! Now, that's peaceful protest!

HALF-NAKED CRIMES!

SHIRTLESS, BAREFOOT MISSISSIPI MAN BURGLARIZES RESTAURANT AND IS POURING A BEER AS POLICE ARRIVE! Priorities: 1. Pants, 2. Beer, everything else!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MAN ATTEMPTS TO ROB A GUN STORE WITH A... WAIT... WAIT... HERE IT IS... A BAT! Rob an armory with a stick???

RETURN OF THE PINK PANTHER GANG?

THIEVES STEAL $50 MILLION IN DIAMONDS IN CANNES IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES! Police say they have stolen $330 million since 1999!

NFL CRIME WAVE!

31 NFL PLAYERS HAVE BEEN ARRESTED SINCE THE SUPERBOWL! Throwing it all away!

RAGING ROOMMATES!

MAN ATTACKS ROOMMATE WITH A MACHETE OVER CHANGING THE RADIO STATION! Hands off that dial!

BAD COPS!

REALITY TV SHOW ABOUT CAR THIEVES TAKES A TWIST WHEN IT USES FOOTAGE TO SHOW COP IS A LIAR! DA agrees, but no charges to be filed!

DISGUSTING NAKED CRIMES!

ONE SUBWAY WORKER PLACES HIS PENIS ON SANDWICH BREAD, WHILE ANOTHER FREEZES URINE! Seriously?

STRANGE LAWS!

NORWEGIAN WOMAN REPORTS RAPE IN DUBAI, RECEIVES 16-MONTH SENTENCE FOR SEX OUT OF WEDLOCK! Complete craziness!

MOTHER OF THE YEAR RUNNER-UP!

ORLANDO WOMAN LEAVES HER 6-YEAR-OLD HOME ALONE TO GO WORK AT STRIP CLUB! Child found outside after 10:00 pm!

NAKED WEDDING CRIMES!

NEBRASKA COUPLE CELEBRATES THEIR WEDDING BY HAVING SEX IN A PUBLIC PARK! Can you say, "Honeymoon Behind Bars?"

MOTHER OF THE YEAR CONTESTANT!

MOTHER, 25, LEAVES HER 3 AND 5 YEAR OLD KIDS IN CAR TO ATTEND LIL WAYNE CONCERT! What's the problem? Clearly PG13! ;)

ILLEGAL "JUNK IN THE TRUNK"?

WOMAN TRIES TO SMUGGLE 3 POUNDS OF COCAINE INTO ARIZONA BY TAPING IT TO HER BUTT! Stupid is as....

DUMB COPS!

WASHINGTON COPS SERVE WARRANT ON WRONG HOUSE AND SHOOT MAN 16 TIMES IN HIS BED! Sad way to win the lottery!

WRONGLY ACCUSED SET FREE!

ALLEGED DUI DRIVER IN CRASH THAT KILLED 5 FOUND NOT TO BE DRIVER BY DNA, EVEN AFTER AN "ALLEGED CONFESSION"! Police intimidation gets coerced confession!

MORE NAKED CRIMES!

MAN STEPS OUT HIS DOOR NAKED AND HAS SEX WITH A PLASTIC POOL FLOAT IN FRONT OF ONLOOKERS! For the 2nd time in 2 years!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

A STRIP SEARCH AFTER A WOMAN'S ARREST FOR DRUGS REVEALS A GUN HIDDEN IN HER VAGINA! I'm speechless!

SHITTY CRIME!

MAN CLIMBS INTO SEPTIC TANK OF PUBLIC TOILET IN ORDER TO PEER UP AT WOMEN USING RESTROOM! This is wrong in so many ways....

NAKED CRIMES!

WOMAN SWIMS NAKED IN POOL TO DISTRACT HOMEOWNER AS ACCOMPLICE COMMITS BURGLARY! Was the look worth it?

NAKED MOTORCYCLE CRIMES!

AN 18-YEAR-OLD MAN RIDING A MOTORCYCLE NAKED TOLD A COP HIS CLOTHES WERE STOLEN, THEN ADMITTED IT WAS A BET! He got new clothes - a jail jumpsuit!

NAKED CRIMES IN SAN DIEGO!

ONE DRUNK COLLEGE STUDENT FOUND NAKED MASTURBATING IN FRONT OF A WINDOW, WHILE ANOTHER STRIPS NAKED TO BURGLARIZE APARTMENTS! Bath Salts?

DUMB CRIMINALS!

A 62-YEAR-OLD FLORIDA WOMAN FOUND HERSELF IN JAIL AND FACING FLEONY BATTERY CHARGES FOR KISSING A COP ON THE NOSE! She's ugly enough, it ought to be a felony!

ABC AGENTS SO DUMB THEY DON'T KNOW WATER FROM BEER!

ABC AGENTS ARREST GIRL AT GUNPOINT WHO BOUGHT SPARKLING WATER! Know your booze ABC!

WOODY V. ARPAIO - WHO KNOWS BEST?

ARPAIO IS FAMOUS FOR HUMILIATING INMATES, WHILE SHERIFF WOODY HOLDS A FATHER-DAUGHTER DANCE IN JAIL! One seems much more productive than the other!

NAKED CRIMES CONTINUE!

NAKED MAN THROWING ROCKS AT CARS ENCOUNTERS POLICE, THROWS HIMSELF ON THEIR PATROL VEHICLE AND IS SHOT! Couldn't they see he had no weapon?

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

FROM PEDOPHILE PRIESTS TO MONSIGNOR EMBEZZLERS! AT LEAST IT'S PROGRESS! Who can you trust these days?

NAKED CRIMES LIVE ANOTHER DAY!

WISCONSIN MAN PLEADS GUILTY TI HAVING SEX WITH A DISCARDED LOVE SEAT ON THE STREET! Yes, "with the love seat"!

NO MORE NAKED CRIMES? SAY IT AIN'T SO!

DEA DOES BIGGEST CRACK DOWN EVER ON SPICE, BATH SLATS AND OTHER DESIGNER DRUGS! Will the clothes come back on?

DUMB COPS!

TEXAS COP 'SHOOTS SERVICE DOG' WHILE SERVING WARRANT ON 'WRONG HOUSE'! Reading addresses can get confusing! Not!!!

NAKED CRIMES ARE BACK!

VERMONT POLICE INVOLVED IN HIGH SPEED PURSUIT WITH NAKED DRIVER ENDS IN CRASH! Are bath salts back?

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MAN USES CLEAR PLASTIC BAG OVER HIS HEAD AS A DISGUISE TO ROB GAS STATION! Arrested 2 days later!

WANTING TO GET NAKED CRIMES!

MAN STEALS PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS AND 'MAGNUM' SIZED CONDOMS FROM 7-ELEVEN! That'll be fun in jail!

MAN BEAT WITH HIS OWN LEG!

A SOUTH CAROLINA MAN BEAT A DISABLED MAN, AND THEN BEGAN HITTING HIM WITH HIS OWN PROSTHETIC LEG! That's just wrong!

NEAR NAKED CRIMES!

A 20-YEAR-OLD FLORIDA WOMAN LURED A MAN TO HER MOTEL ROOM FOR SEX, AND THEN ROBBED HIM WITH HER MALE ACCOMPLICE! Close, but no cigar!

GRANDMA GUNS DOWN INTRUDER!

A 72-YEAR-OLD GRANDMOTHER FROM ANAHEIM, CA GUNNED DOWN A BURGLAR INSIDE HER HOME! Responsible gun ownership!

NAKED CRIMES!

MAN DRESSED IN AN OBAMA T-SHIRT EXPOSES HIMSELF TO A 21-YEAR-OLD FEMALE WALMART SHOPPER! Bath salts???

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MAN DINES AND DITCHES HIS WAY TO 3-YEARS STATE PRISON! Good meals await! Not!

GRANDMA OF THE YEAR!

LOUISIANA GRANDMA AND HER FRIEND GET DRUNK, SO LET HER 10-YEAR-OLD GRANDSON DRIVE! Designated children?

CRAZY COP!

OHIO OFFICER RESPONDS TO A KITTEN COMPLAINT, AND SAYS THEY WILL GO TO "KITTY HEAVEN" BEFORE SHOOTING THEM! Animal cruelty charges should follow!

NEAR NAKED CRIMES!

MOTHER AND DAUGHTER STOPPED AT U.S.-CANADIAN BORDER FOUND TO HAVE OVER $60,000 HIDDEN IN THEIR BRAS! What a role model, mom!

GOLF GAME TURNS DEADLY!

GOLFER BREAKS GOLF CLUB OVER PARTNER'S ARM AND THEN STABS HIM WITH THE BROKEN CLUB FOR CHEATING! Cheaters never prosper!

DUMB CRIMINAL?

MAN PULLED OVER AND ARRESTED FOR DUI PROTESTS, "I WAS GOING TO AA!" A new defense?

DUMB COPS!

AN INCARCERATED FLORIDA SEX OFFENDER IS ALLOWED TO FIX JAIL EMPLOYEES LUNCHES RUBS THE SPOON ON HIS GENITALS! And they're surprised?

DUMB CRIMINALS!

19-YEAR-OLD SENTENCED TO 11 MONTHS HOUSE ARREST, ASKS TO GO TO JAIL TO FINISH BECAUSE HE IS OUT OF XBOX GAMES! Read a book!

DANGEROUS DOCTORS!

A GYNECOLOGIST IS SUED FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT AFTER 2 WOMAN ACCUSE HIM OF "EATING THE KITTY KAT"! The kitty kat, huh?

ANIMAL CRIMES!

72-YEAR-OLD IN BMW ALLEGEDLY INTENTIONALLY RUNS DOWN A MOTHER DUCK AND HER DUCKLINGS! Idiot!

FATHER OF THE YEAR NOMINEE!

MAN NAMES HIS CHILD ADOLF HITLER, THEN SHOWS UP AT A COURT HEARING REGARDING THE CHILD IN A FULL NAZI UNIFORM! Roll models!

ANIMAL CRIMES!

MAN SNEEKS OFF DURING ANIMAL SHELTER TO HAVE SEX WITH A PIT BULL! Wow!

NAKED CRIMES EXPLAINED?

ARE 'BATH SALTS' TO BLAME FOR THE SURGE IN NAKED CRIMES? The naked epidemic explained?

DUMB CRIMINALS!

TWO WOMEN REUNITE AFTER 15 YEARS AND CREATE A "BUCKET LIST" OF THINGS TO DO, INCLUDING STEALING TOGETHER! What else is on the list?

WITH US, OR AGAINST US?

FEDERAL JUDGE ORDERS GOOGLE TO TURN INFORMATION TO FBI WITHOUT A WARRANT! Our Founding Fathers are rolling in their graves!

NAKED CRIMES!

MAN DRIVES CAR DUI WHILE HAVING SEX! CRASHES AND LEAVES NAKED PARTNER IN STREET AS HE HIDES! Chivalry is dead!

PARENTS OF THE YEAR?

PENNSYLVANIA COUPLE BUSTED FOR LETTING THEIR 10-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER RIDE IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK IN A DOG CAGE! At least she won't fly out!

DUMB CRIMINALS1

AN ARGUMENT ABOUT RABBITS GOT SERIOUS WHEN ONE NEIGHBOR BROUGHT OUT HIS AK-47! I hate to judge by looks, but is this the guy you want owning an AK-47?

NEAR-NAKED NON-CRIME!

COPS SAY WISCONSIN MAN RIDING MOTORCYCLE IN CAPE AND THONG NOT ILLEGAL! Well, it should be!

NAKED CRIMES!

MOM "MOONS" SCHOOL BUS AFTER DRIVER TELLS HER THAT HER SON IS MISBEHAVING! Apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

RASCIST LAW ENFORCEMENT!

JUDGE RAULES THAT "AMERICA'S TOUGHEST SHERIFF" ENGAGES IN RACIAL PROFILING! Get a clue!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

NOT ONLY BECAUSE THEY STILL WATCH AMERICAN IDOL, BUT BECAUSE THEY ARGUED AND STABBED EACH OTHER OVER WHO THE WINNER SHOULD BE! Get a life!

MOTHER OF THE YEAR! (RUNNER-UP!)

MOTHER HAS HER OWN CHILD ARRESTED FOR TAKING HER POP-TARTS WITHOUT PERMISSION! Seriously? Is candy a capital crime?

MOTHER OF THE YEAR!

MOTHER SENTENCED TO 40-YEARS FOR MAKING CHILD PORN WITH HER OWN DAUGHTER! Some people shouldn't have kids!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

WOMAN TEXTS FRIEND, "I'M SMUGGLING COCAINE AND HEROIN IN MY COOCHIE" PRIOR TO DRUG DOG ALERTING AS SHE CROSSED BORDER! In her "coochie"?

TRAVEL LAW UPDATE!

SWAZILAND'S NEW LAW REQUIRES WITCHES TO KEEP BROOM FLYING BELOW 150 FEET! Good to know!

MO' NAKED CRIMES!

21-YEAR-OLD COLLEGE GILRL TAKES MUSHROOMS, STRIPS OFF HER CLOTHES AND HIKES UP MOUNTAIN BEFORE ARRESTED! College fun!

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

GIRLFRIEND BITES BOYFRIEND'S PENIS AFTER HE DENIES HER SEXUAL ADVANCES! Give it up already!

MOTHER OF THE YEAR!

MOM PUTS CHILD UP FOR ADOPTION ON CRAIGSLIST! Cut out the middle man!

COOK IT RIGHT, OR DIE!

A JAPANESE CHEF WAS ALLEGEDLY BEAT TO DEATH FOR COOKING A NOODLE POORLY! Picky diners!

NAKED CRIMES!

MAN ARRESTED FOR EXPOSING HIMSELF SAYS "MY PANTS FELL OFF!" Great defense!

HUSBAND OF THE YEAR!

MAN ARRESTED FOR SOLICITING A HOOKER ON HIS HONEYMOON! Wow!!!

HARSHER DUI PENALTIES?

NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD RECOMMENDS LOWER THE ALCOHOL LEVEL FROM 0.08% TO 0.05%! 2 drinks is impaired?

ZOMBIE CRIMES!

MAN IN TEMECULA CAUSES SEVERAL ACCIDENTS AS HE FLEES "ZOMBIES" IN A STOLEN TRUCK! Vampires next?

DON'T FART IN HER FACE!

A FLORIDA WOMAN STABS BOYFRIEND FOR FARTING IN HER FACE!  What if it was a "Dutch Oven"?

NAKED CRIMES!

MAN ARRESTED FOR SEXUALLY ABUSING A PEACOCK! YES, PEACOCK! Seriously?

IRON MAN BUST BOX OFFICE, ROBS BANK?

SUSPECT DRESSED AS IRON MAN ROBS ORANGE COUNTY BANK! Where's Batman?

ALLIGATOR ATTACKS FLEEING SUSPECT!

IF DOGS ARE K-9'S WHAT DO WE CALL A POLICE HELPING ALLIGATOR? Al-a-get-her??

BLASPHEMY!

4 WOMAN USE NUN HABITS TO HIDE COCAINE! Just wrong!

INNOCENT MAN TO BE EXECUTED?

FBI LAB COMES CLEAN THAT FORENSIC EVIDENCE IT USED WAS INVALID. MANNING STILL TO BE EXECUTED! Stop capital punishment, now!

DUMB COPS!

LOS ANGELES SHERIFF DEPUTIES MISTAKENLY RELEASE MURDER SUSPECT! Oops! Big, oops!

JUDGE'S WRITTEN RULING ENDS WITH A "HAPPY ENDING"!

A TEXAS JUDGE ISSUES AN OPINION RE A STRIP CLUB FILLED WITH DOUBLE-ENTENDRÈ! It just fell into the court's lap!

NAUGHTY TEACHERS!

25-YEAR-OLD TEXAS TEACHER SHOWS UP AT PROM AFTER-PARTY AND LEFT WITH 16-YEAR-OLD STUDENT FOR SEX! My High School was boring!

IGNORANT JUDGES!

JUDGE IS SUSPENDED AFTER JAILING AN ATTORNEY WHO ADVISED HIS CLIENT TO TAKE THE 5TH! Ever heard of the Bill of Rights???

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

A 27-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER IS ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH AND SENDING NUDE PHOTOS TO A 17-YEAR-OLD STUDENT! Cougars are starting young!

PRISON REVIEWS ON YELP!

INMATES ARE POSTING PRISON REVIEWS ON YELP! Any 5 stars?

ALMOST NAKED CRIMES!

SOUTH CAROLINA WOMAN ARRESTED FOR BEATING BOYFRIEND FOR WITHHOLDING SEX! Give it up already!

NAKED CRIMES!

ORLANDO MAN AND DATE ARRESTED FOR HVING SEX ON RESTAURANT TABLE IN FRONT OF PATRONS! Get a room!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

19-YEAR-OLD ASKS OFFICER, "I'M ON ACID, WOULD YOU CUT MY PENIS OFF?" Your mind on drugs!

STREET JUSTICE???

MOM ATTACKS SON'S HEROIN DEALER WITH A BASEBALL BAT! Should've been not guilty!

NAKED JAILS???

MARYLAND JAIL OR BROTHEL? BLACK GUERILLA LEADER GETS 4 FEMALE GUARDS PREGNANT! This is a jail?

FACEBOOK POST LEADS TO HIT & RUN DRIVER!

A FACEBOOK POST HELPS IDENTIFY THE DRIVER OF A HIT & RUN FROM 1968! Karma!

SHOULD CONFESSION BE ADMISSIBLE?

BOSTON BOMBER CONFESSES PRIOR TO MIRANDA WARNINGS. SHOULD CONFESSION BE ADMISSIBLE? No! Fear should not bend Constitution!

NAKED CRIMES!

MAN ACCESSES COMPUTERS AND PHONES FOR NAKED PICS AND THEN EXTORTS MONEY!!! Sextortion!!!

BASS PLAYER CHARGED WITH MANSLAUGHTER!

THREE DOORS DOWN BASSIST CHARGED WITH VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER AFTER CLIPPING A TRUCK WHILE IMPAIRED! A musician? Really?

REESE WITHERSPOON AND HUSBAND ARRESTED!

REESE WITHERSPOON'S HUSBAND WAS ARRESTED FOR DUI AND SHE FOLLOWED SUIT AFTER ARGUING WITH POLICE! Like husband, like wife....

JUROR JAILED FOR TEXTING!

OREGON JUROR JAILED FOR TEXTING DURING TESTIMONY AFTER REPEATED WARNINGS! Jury duty should be taken seriously!

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

WOMAN STRIPS HALF-NAKED AT PRESS CONFERENCE AND GETS ARRESTED! Dumb, dumb, dumb.

WOMAN WHO CUT OFF PENIS BEGINS TRIAL!

WOMAN WHO DRUGGED HUSBAND AND CUT HIS PENIS OFF OVER AN AFFAIR BEGINS TRAIL! If ever there was a death penalty case...

POLICE ARREST WOMAN FOR GRABBING PENIS!

FLORIDA WOMAN IS ARRESTED FOR VIOLENTLY YANKING BOYFRIEND'S PENIS! That's a crime? That's a crime???

LASD ARE CHEATERS!!!

3 LASD DEPUTIES WERE DEMOTED AFTER FOUND CHEATING IN THE BARSTOW TO VEGAS RELAY! If they lie in a race???

MORE NAKED CRIMES!

NAKED MAN CLIMBS THROUGH NEIGHBORS DOG DOOR SEEKING SEX! New pickup method?

NAKED CRIMES, PART MCXIII!

28-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WALKS THROUGH WALMART NAKED CAUSING $346 IN DAMAGE! Walmart? Say it isn't so!

JUDGE HOLDS HIMSELF IN CONTEMPT!

A JUDGE HOLDS HIMSELF IN CONTEMPT AND PAYS $25 FINE AFTER HIS CELL PHONE RINGS IN COURT! Justice!

DAY-CARE WORKER BITES CHILD!

56-YEAR-OLD DAY-CARE WORKER BITES 5-YEAR-OLD CHILD TO TEACH HIMNOT TO BITE!?!?! Sure, that makes sense! Not!

ACCIDENTAL JAIL SURRENDER?

LOUISIANA MAN GOES TO POLICE STATION TO REPORT A CRIME, AND IS TAKEN INTO CUSTODY ON ACTIVE WARRANTS! Dumb criminals!

NAKED CRIMES CONTINUE!

NAKED MAN WALKS DOWN HIGHWAY WITH HIS NAKED 13-MONTH OLD, AND BITES CHILD WHEN POLICE TAKE IT AWAY! Like father, like son!

"OH S#$T THE COPS ARE COMING!"

OFFICER ALLOWS PROSTITUTE TO UNDRESS, PLACE CONDOM ON HIS PENIS AND BEGIN ORAL SEX BEFORE ARREST! This cop needs a girlfriend!

UNDERWEAR THIEF!

NY MAN CAUGHT ON VIDEO STEALING WOMEN'S PANTIES HAS YET TO BE IDENTIFIED! Someone give this man some panties!

PRIEST SELLS METH!

PRIEST IS ARRESTED FOR SELLING METH OUT OF "HIS" ADULT BOOK STORE! I am tongue-tied!

MORE NAKED CRIMES!

69-YEAR-OLD MAN STANDS NAKED IN FRONT OF HOME WINDOW! Bath Salts for seniors?

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

BATH SALTS BLAMED FOR RECENT WAVE OF NAKED CRIMES! For Hieu and Brian!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER SLAPPING "WRONG" CHILD! They all look alike!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MAN ARRESTED HAD TO-DO LIST: FIND METH, ROB SOMEONE, DO A GOOD DEED! Confused?

DUMB OR SMART CRIMINAL? YOU DECIDE

TEACHES ADMITS TO SEX WITH STUDENT AFTER STUDENT THREATENS TO BLACKMAIL HER! Dilemmas!

DUMB CRIMINALS

MARINE'S POCKET DIAL ALLEGEDLY RECORDS HIM TORTURING HIS GIRLFRIEND! Ring, ring!

MAN CLEANING SHOTGUN KILLS SON!

MAN SHOOTS 10-YEAR-OLD SON IN HEAD WHILE CLEANING SHOTGUN! It's about gun education!

MAN CHARGED FOR DRINKING $100K IN WHISKEY!

A MAN IS CHARGED WITH DRINKING 9 CASES OF PRE-PROHIBITION WHISKEY WORTH OVER $100K! Thirsty?

LYING COPS? SAY IT ISN'T SO!

EX-POLICE OFFICER PLEADS GUILTY TO FALSIFYING AT LEAST 34 DUI REPORTS! Right here in CA!

TED KOPPEL SAYS JUVENILES TORTURED!

KOPPEL FINDS 9-YEAR-OLDS IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT, WHICH COAST MORE THAN HARVARD! In the U.S.? Yes!

CORRUPT LAW ENFORCEMENT? NO.

S.C. SHERIFF ALLOWS FAVORED INMATES ACCESS TO BOOZE, TV AND SEX! GIVES GUNS AWAY! Maybe OC's Corona not so bad? not!

iPERV USES AN IPAD TO UPSKIRT!

MAN USES HIS IPAD TO LOOK UP WOMEN'S SKIRTS! Latest from Apple?

DUMB CRIMINALS

MOM WHO CALLS 911 TO SCARE HER 1 AND 3 YEAR OLD KIDS IS ARRESTED WHEN FOUND DRUNK! Stupid is as...

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

MAN CRASHES WEDDING BY WATCHING FROM HOTEL ROOM NAKED WITH GENITALS PRESSED AGAINST WINDOW! Voyeur!

DOES YOUR LOCAL ICE CREAM TRUCK SELL POT?

IN EL PASO, TEXAS, 2 MEN ARRESTED FOR SELLING MARIJUANA FROM THEIR ICE CREAM TRUCK! Entrepreneurs?

BAD MOMMY!

WOMAN TRIES TO SELL HER KIDS TO POST BOND FOR BOYFRIEND! Mother of the year?

911 CALL "I JUST SHOT A MAN!"

MAN CALLS 911 TO REPORT HE JUST SHOT A MAN FOR FORNICATING WITH HIS WIFE! Honesty!

SHOULD BE A CRIME, BUT ISN'T!

MAN HAS $80,000 BARBIE COLLECTION! Mommy issues?

QUIET, OR HE'LL SHOOT!

MINNESOTA MAN GOES INTO A SHOOTING RAGE OVER NOISY CARS! Shhh!

WRONGLY CONVICTED MAN WINS $!

OHIO MAN WRONGFULLY CONVICTED OF MURDED SPENDS 13 YEARS IN PROSON, WINS $13 MILLION! Justice!

DRUNK DRIVER SUES FRIEND & BAR!

5-TIME DRUNK DRIVER SUES FRIEND, BAR & RESTAURANT FOR COMPLICITY! Seriously?

FORGOTTEN IN JAIL!

NEW MEXICO GUARDS PLACED DEFENDANT IN SOLITARY AND FORGOT ABOUT HIM! Here in the U.S.!

SEX FOR COOKIES?

PRISON GUARD TRADES COOKIES FOR SEXUAL FAVORS IN WOMEN'S PRISON! Fair trade?

WAITRESS RECEIVES HER OWN ID WHEN CARDING!

WAITRESS IS SURPRISED TO SEE HER OWN PICTURE FROM STOLEN ID WHEN CARDING CUSTOMER! Dumb criminals!

MOTHER OF THE YEAR?

MOTHER ALLEGEDLY MAILS A KNIFE TO HER KIDS ASKING THEM TO KILL THEIR GRANDPARENTS! Hmm, no custody for mom?

OC JUDGE STEINER ACCUSED OF FAVORS FOR SEX!

OC JUDGE FIRED FROM LAW SCHOOL AND UNDER INVESTIGATION! I need an A!

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

AFTER 90 MILE HIGH-SPEED PURSUIT, MAN CRASHES INTO LAKE, STANDS NAKED ATOP OF SINKING CAR! Bath salts?

COUPLE FIGHTS OVER LAST BEER!

CANADIAN COUPLE ARRESTED AFTER FIGHTING OVER LAST BEER! Thirsty!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

OOPS! POCKET DIAL CALLS POLICE TO DRUG DEAL! Wrong number?

HORRIBLE PARENTS!

3-YEAR-OLD DRINKS DRANO FROM SIPPY CUP MEANT FOR PARENTS' METH LAB! Idiots!

HOW DO YOU SMUGGLE 100 BAGS OF HEROIN?

IN YOUR BUTT, OF COURSE! How did that get there?

SEXTING GETTING OUT OF CONTROL?

FBI DISCIPLINARY REPORT REVEALS FBI INTEROFFICE SEXTING! Sexting

911 TO AVOID BEDTIME?

10-YEAR-OLD DIALS 911 ON MOM TO AVOID BEDTIME! Spanking time?

DUMB CRIMINALS!

KANSAS BROTHERS WIN $75,000 AND THEN BLOW UP THEIR HOUSE DURING CELEBRATION! Oops!

NAKED CRIMES ON VALENTINE'S!

2 SENIORS ARRESTED FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE AFTER CAUGHT DOING IT IN THEIR CAR IN A PARKING LOT! Give 'em a break!

TEACHER LASSO'S STUDENT!

TEACHER LASSOS A STUDENT VOLUNTEER AS PART OF HISTORY LESSON AND IS NOW ON ADMIN LEAVE? No show and tell?

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

MOM BEGINS TO STRIP DURING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL ASSEMBLY! Why?

MAN STABBED DURING 3-SOME!

THE MANAGE A PAIN BEGAN WHEN MAN REFUSED TO SWITCH POSITIONS! Kinky!

GOOD SAMARITAN!

82-YEAR-OLD MAN TACKLES SUSPECT RUNNING FROM POLICE! Go grandpa!

"EYE" CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

MISTRIAL DECLARED AFTER ASSAULT VICTIM'S PROSTHETIC EYE POPS OUT DURING TESTIMONY! Out of sight!

2 LAPD OFFICERS CHARGED WITH PERJURY!

2 LAPD OFFICERS HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH PERJURY RELATED TO A DUI ARREST! Justice!

MORE NAKED CRIMES!

OREGON WOMAN BREAKS INTO RAGE SALOON, FOUND IN CLOSET NAKED! Why?

3 PARENTS ON BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

JUDGE ALLOWS BIRTH CERTIFICATE TO SHOW LESBIAN COUPLE AND GAY MAN. Progress?

MOM FRENCH KISSES SON???

YOU KNOW YOU ARE AN ADDICT WHEN YOU FRENCH KISS MOM TO GET DRUGS INTO JAIL! Hillbillys!

COP ON MANHUNT TO CLEAN UP LAPD?

AN LAPD OFFICER WENT ON A COP KILLING SPREE TO CLEAR HIS NAME? Scary!

DUI SUSPECT BLAMES ALIENS!

DUI SUSPECT SAYS ALIENS TRANSPORTED HIM TO THE CRASH SITE! Reasonable doubt, anyone?

DA HIDES EVIDENCE???

FORMER DA CAN'T RECALL IF HE HID EVIDENCE IN 25-YEAR WRONGFUL CONVICTION! Where's the justice?

SHE FLIPPED OFF A JUDGE!

GIRL DISRESPECTS JUDGE AND SEES FINE INCREASE, THEN FLIPS JUDGE OFF TO GET JAIL! ADIOS!

DON'T POOP IN MY YARD!

FATAL SHOOTING OVER DOG POOP! That's one for the dogs!

NICE MUG SHOT!

FORMER NASCAR DRIVER STOPPED AFTER HIGH SPEED PURSUIT! Looking good!

DUI NITRUS BALLOONS!

AFTER STOPPED, MAN CONTINUES TO FILL NITRUS BALLOONS! Hardcore!

SEX OR TAX PENALTY?

MAN ALLEGES IRS AGENT THREATENED A TAX PENALTY TO GET SEX! Choices!

DUMB COPS!

A CHICAGO JAIL "ACCIDENTALLY" RELEASES A MURDERER! Really?

INMATE PRISON CREW SAVES KIDS!

3 KIDS FLIPPED WHO FLIPPED THEIR CANOE WERE SAVED BY A PRISON CREW! Redemption?

POLICE MISCONDUCT?

POLICE ON VIDEO KICKING AND STOMPING ON MOTIONLESS MAN! Brutality?

T-SHIRT OFFERS FREE BREATHALYZER

MAN ARRESTED FOR DUI WEARING FREE BREATHALYZER T-SHIRT! Not double jointed?

NAKED CRIME, NAKED VICTIM!

NAKED AND DRUNK WOMAN DRIVES CAR INTO HER NAKED FINACÈ! Short honeymoon?

BAD PARENTS!

DAD FORGETS TO DROP CHILD OFF AT DAYCARE, LEAVES CHILD IN CAR FOR 8 HOURS! Seriously?

JAILED OVER FORGOTTEN WALLET!

ITALIAN TOURIST ARRESTED AFTER FORGETTING HIS WALLET AT STEAK HOUSE! Bad service!

EX-TEACHER ADMITS TO SEX WITH STUDENT!

EX-TEACHER ADMITS TO SEX WITH STUDENT NOT ENTIRE FOOTBALL TEAM! Must be OK then!

HORRIBLE PARENTS!

MOTHER RUNS INTO BURNING HOME FOR HER DRUGS, NOT HER TWINS! Sickos!

NAKED CRIMES

MAN RUNS NAKED ON ROOF, KNOCKS OVER TV AND BEGINS TO M-BATE AFTER SHOT AT!Seriously?

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

NEW YORK WOMAN PULLED OVER FOR DUI WEARING ONLY AN UNZIPPED JACKET! Naked crimes!

7-YEAR-OLD BRINGS GUN TO SCHOOL!

MOM ARRESTED, AS SHE SHOULD BE. EVER HEARD OF A GUN SAFE??? Bad parenting!

A JAIL STRIP CLUB?

A MALE GUARD OFFERED INMATES PERKS IF THEY STRIPPED FOR HIM! Power corrupts!

A FAMILY THAT ROBS TOGETHER...

MOM WAS THE GETAWAY DRIVER FOR HER 17-YEAR-OLD SON! Way to go mom!

SLIMY LAWYERS!

DIVORCE ATTORNEY SLEEPS WITH CLIENT AND BILLS HER FOR IT! He's that good?

NO 2ND CHANCE FOR THIS PORN STAR!

PORN STAR TURNED TEACHER IS FIRED AND THEN AFFIRMED ON APPEAL! No redemption?

MURDER BY BREASTS?

WOMAN ACCUSED OF SMOTHERING BOYFRIEND TO DEATH WITH HER BREASTS! Many worse ways to die!

THE "IMPRESS A LADY" DEFENSE?

MAN STEALS STEAK & WINE & WHEN CAUGHT SAYS HE WAS TRYING TO "IMPRESS A LADY"! Courtship

SHOULD PROSTITUTION BE LEGAL?

WHAT IF YOU HAVE YOUR 4-YEAR-OLD CHILD WITH YOU??? Stupid Parents!

WEDGIES LEAD TO ARREST!

FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED FOR GIVING RANDOM WEDGIES! People are strange!

NYC REVIEWS OVER 800 RAPE CASES

PIECES OF EVIDENCE FOUND IN WRONG RAPE KITS! Gov't work!

NOT HUNGRY? THEN DIE!

CHEF MURDERS GIRLFRIEND AFTER SHE TELLS HIM SHE'S NOT HUNGRY! Eat up!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MAN CONFUSES SIGN LANGUAGE WITH GANG SIGNS AND STABS DEAF MAN! Ignorance!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

POLICE FOLLOW A TRAIL OF CHEETOS TO CATCH ROBBER! Stupid is as....

ROBBER USES CATTLE PROD!

MAN TRIES TO ROB A STORE WITH A CATTLE PROD, BUT THE CLERK HAD A GUN! Uh oh...

"RAPE CREW" COVER-UP!

"ANONYMOUS" EXPOSES HUGE COUNTY COVER-UP OF HIGH SCHOOL GANG RAPE! Props to Anonymous!

WRONG ID? OH WELL!

EVEN AFTER THE 9TH EXONERATION IN OC BASED ON FAULTY EYEWITNESS ID, NO CHANGES IN PROCEDURE! Justice? Where?

DATING APP CATCHES THIEF!

iPHONE OWNER USES DATING APP TO CATCH MAN WHO STOLE HIS PHONE! Clever!

GIVING THE BIRD OK!

COURT OF APPEALS AFFIRMS THAT GIVING COPS THE BIRD DOES NOT JUSTIFY DETENTION! For the birds!

INMATES SUE ALCOHOL COMPANIES!

INMATES FILE A LAWSUIT AGAINST BREWERIES BECAUSE ALCOHOL LED THEM ASTRAY! Twinkies anyone?

TEENAGERS DRUG PARENTS!

2 CALIFORNIA TEENAGERS DRUG THEIR PARENTS SO THEY COULD USE THE INTERNET! Craziness!

NAKED CRIMES ARE BACK!

SWORD-WIELDING NAKED MAN ARRESTED AFTER POLICE STAND-OFF! Naked in 2013!