HORRIBLE PARENTS!

3-YEAR-OLD DRINKS DRANO FROM SIPPY CUP MEANT FOR PARENTS' METH LAB! Idiots!

HOW DO YOU SMUGGLE 100 BAGS OF HEROIN?

IN YOUR BUTT, OF COURSE! How did that get there?

SEXTING GETTING OUT OF CONTROL?

FBI DISCIPLINARY REPORT REVEALS FBI INTEROFFICE SEXTING! Sexting

911 TO AVOID BEDTIME?

10-YEAR-OLD DIALS 911 ON MOM TO AVOID BEDTIME! Spanking time?

DUMB CRIMINALS!

KANSAS BROTHERS WIN $75,000 AND THEN BLOW UP THEIR HOUSE DURING CELEBRATION! Oops!

NAKED CRIMES ON VALENTINE'S!

2 SENIORS ARRESTED FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE AFTER CAUGHT DOING IT IN THEIR CAR IN A PARKING LOT! Give 'em a break!

TEACHER LASSO'S STUDENT!

TEACHER LASSOS A STUDENT VOLUNTEER AS PART OF HISTORY LESSON AND IS NOW ON ADMIN LEAVE? No show and tell?

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

MOM BEGINS TO STRIP DURING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL ASSEMBLY! Why?

MAN STABBED DURING 3-SOME!

THE MANAGE A PAIN BEGAN WHEN MAN REFUSED TO SWITCH POSITIONS! Kinky!

GOOD SAMARITAN!

82-YEAR-OLD MAN TACKLES SUSPECT RUNNING FROM POLICE! Go grandpa!

"EYE" CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

MISTRIAL DECLARED AFTER ASSAULT VICTIM'S PROSTHETIC EYE POPS OUT DURING TESTIMONY! Out of sight!

2 LAPD OFFICERS CHARGED WITH PERJURY!

2 LAPD OFFICERS HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH PERJURY RELATED TO A DUI ARREST! Justice!

MORE NAKED CRIMES!

OREGON WOMAN BREAKS INTO RAGE SALOON, FOUND IN CLOSET NAKED! Why?

3 PARENTS ON BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

JUDGE ALLOWS BIRTH CERTIFICATE TO SHOW LESBIAN COUPLE AND GAY MAN. Progress?

MOM FRENCH KISSES SON???

YOU KNOW YOU ARE AN ADDICT WHEN YOU FRENCH KISS MOM TO GET DRUGS INTO JAIL! Hillbillys!

COP ON MANHUNT TO CLEAN UP LAPD?

AN LAPD OFFICER WENT ON A COP KILLING SPREE TO CLEAR HIS NAME? Scary!

DUI SUSPECT BLAMES ALIENS!

DUI SUSPECT SAYS ALIENS TRANSPORTED HIM TO THE CRASH SITE! Reasonable doubt, anyone?

DA HIDES EVIDENCE???

FORMER DA CAN'T RECALL IF HE HID EVIDENCE IN 25-YEAR WRONGFUL CONVICTION! Where's the justice?

SHE FLIPPED OFF A JUDGE!

GIRL DISRESPECTS JUDGE AND SEES FINE INCREASE, THEN FLIPS JUDGE OFF TO GET JAIL! ADIOS!

DON'T POOP IN MY YARD!

FATAL SHOOTING OVER DOG POOP! That's one for the dogs!

NICE MUG SHOT!

FORMER NASCAR DRIVER STOPPED AFTER HIGH SPEED PURSUIT! Looking good!

DUI NITRUS BALLOONS!

AFTER STOPPED, MAN CONTINUES TO FILL NITRUS BALLOONS! Hardcore!

SEX OR TAX PENALTY?

MAN ALLEGES IRS AGENT THREATENED A TAX PENALTY TO GET SEX! Choices!

DUMB COPS!

A CHICAGO JAIL "ACCIDENTALLY" RELEASES A MURDERER! Really?