MORE NAKED CRIMES!

69-YEAR-OLD MAN STANDS NAKED IN FRONT OF HOME WINDOW! Bath Salts for seniors?

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

BATH SALTS BLAMED FOR RECENT WAVE OF NAKED CRIMES! For Hieu and Brian!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER SLAPPING "WRONG" CHILD! They all look alike!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MAN ARRESTED HAD TO-DO LIST: FIND METH, ROB SOMEONE, DO A GOOD DEED! Confused?

DUMB OR SMART CRIMINAL? YOU DECIDE

TEACHES ADMITS TO SEX WITH STUDENT AFTER STUDENT THREATENS TO BLACKMAIL HER! Dilemmas!

DUMB CRIMINALS

MARINE'S POCKET DIAL ALLEGEDLY RECORDS HIM TORTURING HIS GIRLFRIEND! Ring, ring!

MAN CLEANING SHOTGUN KILLS SON!

MAN SHOOTS 10-YEAR-OLD SON IN HEAD WHILE CLEANING SHOTGUN! It's about gun education!

MAN CHARGED FOR DRINKING $100K IN WHISKEY!

A MAN IS CHARGED WITH DRINKING 9 CASES OF PRE-PROHIBITION WHISKEY WORTH OVER $100K! Thirsty?

LYING COPS? SAY IT ISN'T SO!

EX-POLICE OFFICER PLEADS GUILTY TO FALSIFYING AT LEAST 34 DUI REPORTS! Right here in CA!

TED KOPPEL SAYS JUVENILES TORTURED!

KOPPEL FINDS 9-YEAR-OLDS IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT, WHICH COAST MORE THAN HARVARD! In the U.S.? Yes!

CORRUPT LAW ENFORCEMENT? NO.

S.C. SHERIFF ALLOWS FAVORED INMATES ACCESS TO BOOZE, TV AND SEX! GIVES GUNS AWAY! Maybe OC's Corona not so bad? not!

iPERV USES AN IPAD TO UPSKIRT!

MAN USES HIS IPAD TO LOOK UP WOMEN'S SKIRTS! Latest from Apple?

DUMB CRIMINALS

MOM WHO CALLS 911 TO SCARE HER 1 AND 3 YEAR OLD KIDS IS ARRESTED WHEN FOUND DRUNK! Stupid is as...

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

MAN CRASHES WEDDING BY WATCHING FROM HOTEL ROOM NAKED WITH GENITALS PRESSED AGAINST WINDOW! Voyeur!

DOES YOUR LOCAL ICE CREAM TRUCK SELL POT?

IN EL PASO, TEXAS, 2 MEN ARRESTED FOR SELLING MARIJUANA FROM THEIR ICE CREAM TRUCK! Entrepreneurs?

BAD MOMMY!

WOMAN TRIES TO SELL HER KIDS TO POST BOND FOR BOYFRIEND! Mother of the year?

911 CALL "I JUST SHOT A MAN!"

MAN CALLS 911 TO REPORT HE JUST SHOT A MAN FOR FORNICATING WITH HIS WIFE! Honesty!

SHOULD BE A CRIME, BUT ISN'T!

MAN HAS $80,000 BARBIE COLLECTION! Mommy issues?

QUIET, OR HE'LL SHOOT!

MINNESOTA MAN GOES INTO A SHOOTING RAGE OVER NOISY CARS! Shhh!

WRONGLY CONVICTED MAN WINS $!

OHIO MAN WRONGFULLY CONVICTED OF MURDED SPENDS 13 YEARS IN PROSON, WINS $13 MILLION! Justice!

DRUNK DRIVER SUES FRIEND & BAR!

5-TIME DRUNK DRIVER SUES FRIEND, BAR & RESTAURANT FOR COMPLICITY! Seriously?

FORGOTTEN IN JAIL!

NEW MEXICO GUARDS PLACED DEFENDANT IN SOLITARY AND FORGOT ABOUT HIM! Here in the U.S.!

SEX FOR COOKIES?

PRISON GUARD TRADES COOKIES FOR SEXUAL FAVORS IN WOMEN'S PRISON! Fair trade?

WAITRESS RECEIVES HER OWN ID WHEN CARDING!

WAITRESS IS SURPRISED TO SEE HER OWN PICTURE FROM STOLEN ID WHEN CARDING CUSTOMER! Dumb criminals!

MOTHER OF THE YEAR?

MOTHER ALLEGEDLY MAILS A KNIFE TO HER KIDS ASKING THEM TO KILL THEIR GRANDPARENTS! Hmm, no custody for mom?

OC JUDGE STEINER ACCUSED OF FAVORS FOR SEX!

OC JUDGE FIRED FROM LAW SCHOOL AND UNDER INVESTIGATION! I need an A!

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

AFTER 90 MILE HIGH-SPEED PURSUIT, MAN CRASHES INTO LAKE, STANDS NAKED ATOP OF SINKING CAR! Bath salts?

COUPLE FIGHTS OVER LAST BEER!

CANADIAN COUPLE ARRESTED AFTER FIGHTING OVER LAST BEER! Thirsty!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

OOPS! POCKET DIAL CALLS POLICE TO DRUG DEAL! Wrong number?