WINNER OF FATHER-OF-THE-YEAR!

TEXAS FATHER BEATS TO DEATH THE MAN WHO WAS MOLESTING HIS 5-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, AND WILL NOT BE CHARGED! Justice sometimes comes in mysterious ways....

NAKED CRIMES RETURN!

A 20-YEAR-OLD FLORIDA MAN IS ARRESTED FRO WALKING HIS DOG... NAKED! Can you say 'Bath Salts'?

ANOTHER MOTHER-OF-THE-YEAR CONTESTANT!

MOTHER ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO BEAT THE GAY OUT OF HER SON! Too much Fox News!

HONESTY, IN THIS DAY AND AGE???

AFTER LOOKING FOR A STORE CLERK, 4 COLLEGE ATHLETES LEAVE THE CASH ON THE COUNTER, WAVE TO SECURITY CAMERAS AND LEAVE! Fire the sore clerk, and hire these guys!

BANK ROBBER STEALS $1.00!

A SEATTLE HOMELESS MAN ROBS A BANK OF $1.00, AND THEN SITS AND WAITS FOR THE POLICE, ALL TO OBTAIN HEALTHCARE! It's sad to think one has to go to these lengths!

DON'T SCREW UP THE COFFEE!

A COUPLE BEATS AND PISTOL-WHIPS A DUNKIN' DONUTS EMPLOYEE FOR BOTHED COFFEE! Talk about being ornery without caffeine!

PARENTS OF THE YEAR?

A GUN GOES OFF AT SCHOOL INSIDE A KINDERGARTNER'S BACKPACK! PARENTS NEED TO LOCK UP THEIR GUNS!!! Gun-owners need to store their guns properly!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

WHEN ARRESTED ON PIMPING CHARGES, MAN WAS WEARING A T-SHIRT THAT READ "I MAKE PIMPIN' LOOK EASY"! Easy for the cops, too!

GIRL FIGHT!

A BABY-SHOWER ENDS WITH ONE WOMAN PUNCTURING ANOTHER WOMAN'S CHEEK WITH A STILETTO HEEL! Sounds like a nice party!

ANOTHER MOTHER OH THE YEAR CONTESTANT,

AN OREGON MOTHER DRIVES SON TO MEET UNDERCOVER COP TO SELL HEROIN! A family that uses together....

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MAN ARRESTED FOR DUI TRYING TO PEE OUT COP CAR WINDOW WETS HIMSELF!!! Idiots!

MORE DUMB COPS!

TEXAS SWAT TEAM RAIDS A... WAIT... WAIT.... HERE IT COMES... AN ORGANIC OKRA FIELD!!! Even cops need to know their vegetables!

BAD, DUMB COPS!

TENNESSEE COP USES HIS PATROL CAR COMPUTER TO SEARCH FOR KIDDIE PORN! Stupid is as stupid does!

CRAZY CRIMES!

IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE ANYONE EVER THOUGHT TO MAKE THESE THINGS ILLEGAL! Only a politician could think up these!

FUNNY CRIMES!

A MAN RIDING A HORSE GOES INTO A BAR... NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE! He was arrested for disturbing the peace!

Sometimes you just don't want to be 1st! What a sad list to top!

NAKED CRIMES!

AN IDAHO MAN HAS SEX WITH THE WRONG TYPE OF P@#$Y, A PUSSY CAT! Idaho needs to purrfect its Sex Ed!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

WHEN THE WHIZZINATOR IS NOT AN OPTION TO FAKE A URINE TEST, JUST HIDE A URINE FILLED PILL BOTTLE IN YOUR COOCH! Who put that there?

CAN A JUDGE MAKE YOU CHANGE YOUR KID'S NAME?

TENNESSEE JUDGE ORDERS PARENTS TO CHANGE "MESSIAH'S" NAME, UNLESS HE'S JC! Too much government?

NAKED CRIMES!

INMATES HAVE ORAL SEX IN THE BACK OF POLICE VAN! Making friends!

DEATH BY NON-LETHAL FORCE!

A FLORIDA TEENAGER DIES AFTER BEING TASERED! Time to reevaluate tasers as non-lethal force?

MAN WANTED FOR... A MIRACLE!

A MAN APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE TO PRAY WITH HIT AND RUN VICTIM, AND AFTER THE FIREFIGHTERS' BROKEN EQUIPMENT WORKS! An angel???

NAKED CRIMES TAKE FLIGHT!

COUPLE IS ARRESTED FOR LEWD CONDUCT AFTER THEIR IN-FLIGHT PLEASURE SESSION OF MUTUAL ORAL SEX WHILE IN THEIR SEATS! Mile high club gone bad!

CRIMINALS WITH A CONSCIENCE!

THIEVES RETURN STOLEN ITEMS WITH AN APOLOGY NOTE AFTER DISCOVER THEY STOLE FROM A SEXUAL ASSAULT SUPPORT CENTER! Step 1....

BRAINLESS COPS DETER CRIME!

BOSTON USES CARDBOARD COP CUTOUTS TO DETER CRIME IN PUBLIC TRANSIT! Innovations in law enforcement!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

iPHONE THIEF ACCIDENTALLY POSTS HIS OWN PICTURE ON VICTIM'S FACEBOOK PAGE! Dumb and dumber!

FACEBOOK ID'S THIEF!

MAN WHO DINED-AND-DITCHED ON $100 TAB ID'D AFTER PHOTO PUT ON FACEBOOK!   Big brother is watching!

LAWYER DRUNK IN COURT!

LAWYER DRUNK IN COURTROOM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN AS HE MISSES 2 OTHER COURTROOMS! Contempt hearing scheduled!

CHINESE v. McDONALD'S

BROTHER ASSAULTS HIS SISTER BECAUSE SHE BROUGHT McDONALD'S INSTEAD OF CHINESE FOOD! Sibling love!

FATHER OF THE YEAR NOMINEE!

10-YEAR-OLD SON CALLS 911 AS FATHER DRIVES DRUNK WITH HE AND HIS SISTER IN THE CAR! Idiots!

$150,000.00 IN QUARTERS!

MAN PROTESTS WRONGFUL DEATH VERDICT BY PAYING JUDGMENT IN QUARTERS! Now, that's peaceful protest!