TEXAS JUDGE UNFAIR?

A TEXAS JUDGE WAS TEXTING TIPS TO A PROSECUTOR DURING TRIAL AND IMPROPERLY MEETING WITH JURORS RESIGNS! In Texas? Really?

NEAR-NAKED CRIMES1

A GEORGIA MAN IN THE NOWHERE BAR DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND BITES A WOMAN'S BUTTOCKS! She must have had a "delicious" ass!

NAKED, ALMOST-CRIMES!

57-YEAR-OLD MAN UNKNOWINGLY SETS UP SEX RENDEZVOUS WITH HIS DAUGHTER-IN-LAW! To top it off, the husband followed!

DUMB VICTIMS!

MAN CALLS 911 BECAUSE HIS 19-YEAR-OLD GIRLFRIEND ASSAULTED HIM BY SHOOTING WATER ON HIM WITH A SQUIRT-GUN! Seriously buddy, a little water?

CANDY-CHALLENGED COPS!

A NEW YORK OFFICER ARRESTS A MAN FOR POSSESSION OF METH, WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE JOLLY RANCHER CANDIES! This officer really needs to go trick-or- treating!

JAIL FOR SLEEPING?

A MISSISSIPPI WOMAN WHO FELL ASLEPP AND THEN DID NOT RETURN TO JURY DUTY AFTER LUNCH IS GIVEN 2 DAYS JAIL! Civic duty gone wrong!

NOT SO DUMB CRIMINALS!

2 INMATES SERVING SENTENCE FOR MURDER RELEASED THROUGH THE USE OF FRAUDULENT COURT DOCUMENTS! Double oops!

NONSENSICAL 911 CALLS!

TENNESSEE MAN WHO CALLS 911 REPEATEDLY ALLEGING HE WAS OVERCHARGED 1 CENT FOR BEER IS ARRESTED FOR NON-EMERGENCY USE OF 911! Really, a penny?

TEXTING TROUBLES!

NEVADA CITY WOMAN MISDIALS NUMBER, AN ENDS UP TEXTING A NARCOTICS DETECTIVE A DRUG DEAL! Is bad luck really better than no luck?

STRANGE 911 CALLS!

A WORKER CALLS 911 TO REPORT THE THEFT OF HIS "JELLO", YES, "JELLO", FROM THE SHARED WORKPLACE REFRIGERATOR! Talk about taking life too seriously!

NAKED HUNTING CRIMES!

AN OREGON HUNTER WAS ATTACKED BY A NAKED MAN FOR NO APPARENT REASON! Maybe he was being hunted....

DUMB CRIMINALS!

2 NEW HAMPSHIRE MEN KILLED WHILE USING A TORCH TO GET INISDE A SAFE FULL OF FIREWORKS! If you're gonna go, go big!

HUNGRY DRUNK!

DRUNK DRIVER LEADS POLICE ON A CHASE, SOMHE COULD FINISH HIS BIG MAC! Before you judge, have you eaten the jail food?

NAKED WORLD CRIMES!

4 SAUDI MEN SENTENCED FROM 3 TO 10 YEARS PRISON, 500 - 2,000 LASHES AND FINES FOR DANCING NAKED ON A CAR! Just imagine had it been women!

NAKES CRIMES - SUPERVISION & PENIS MEASUREMENT?

ANOTHER U.S. COURT OF APPEALS CIRCUIT FINDS IT UNUSUAL TO SHOW SEX-OFFENDERS PORN AND QUESTION ACCURACY OF PLETHYSMOGRAPHY! Really, arousing sex-offenders as a condition of supervision?

NAKED DRIVE-THRU CRIMES!

A 69-YEAR-OLD MAN DRIVES THRU A McDONALD'S PANTSLESS, AND ATTEMPTS TO HAVE CASHIER TOUCH HIS PRIVATES! Is that on the Dollar Menu?

ANOTHER RUNNER-UP FOR MOTHER-OF-THE-YEAR!

MOTHER USES A SHOCK COLLAR TO DISCIPLINE KIDS WITH SPECIAL NEEDS! Where do these people come from?