DUMB SEX TOY THIEF!

A FLORIDA WOMAN STEALS A VIBRATOR FROM A SEX SHOP AND THEN STICKS AROUND TO APPLY FOR A JOB RESULTING! Gave them plenty of time to review the video surveillance!

DUMB BANK ROBBER!

OC MAN ROBS A BANK AND CHANGES CLOTHES TO DISGUISE HIMSELF, LEAVING HIS ID IN THE CLOTHES HE  THREW AWAY! Just one minor detail!

THE DONUT BANDIT!

FLORIDA MAN USES FAKE BADGE AND DEMANDS "POLICE DISCOUNT" AT LOCAL DUNKIN' DONUTS! His luck ran out! 

DUMB CRIMINALS!

UTAH MAN CUTS ARM SO BAD WHILE BURGLARIZING HOUSE THAT HE ASKS RESIDENTS FOR HELP! If that don't take the cake!

I SAID, "TURN YOU PHONE OFF!"

71 YEAR OLD WOMAN STRIKES MAN SEVERAL TIMES AS HIS PHONE CONTINUED TO RING DURING A MOVIE! Seriously, it is rude!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

TWO TEENS BRAKE IN TO SCHOOL, WIPE DOWN FINGERPRINTS, BUT LEAVE A TRIAL OF CANDY RIGHT TO THEIR DOOR! Oops!

CARJACKERS WITH A HEART?

AFTER CARJACKING A WOMAN AT GUNPOINT, CARJACKERS GIVE VICTIM A BOX CUTTER TO PROTECT HERSELF! I guess it's a dangerous area!

TEXAS PROSECUTOR JAILED FOR HIDING EVIDENCE!

MAN SERVES 25 YEARS WHEN PROSECUTOR KNOWINGLY HIDES EXCULPATORY EVIDENCE GETS 10 DAYS JAIL! 10 days for 25 years? It's a start!

WRONGLY CONVICTED IN L.A.!

FALSE TESTIMONY HIDDEN BY POLICE LED TO MAN'S BEING WRONGLY INCARCERATED FOR 27 YEARS! Police knew witness lied!

WARRANTLESS ANAL PROBES IN NEW MEXICO!

COPS THOUGHT MAN WAS CLENCHING HIS BUTTOCKS AND TOOK HIM TO A HOSPITAL TO SEARCH! 1st hospital said no! 2nd, well, OK!

NAKED CRIMES OR PROTECTED SPEECH?

A BOSTON MAN TAKING "UP-SKIRT" VIDEOS IS CLAIMING HIS CONDUCT IS PROTECTED BY THE 1ST AMENDMENT! Mass. Supreme Court arguments today!

NAKED CRIMES!

A TOPEKA, KANSAS MAN WAS ARRESTED AFTER HE WAS FOUND JOGGING IN THE AFTERNOON RAIN, NAKED! The return of bath salts?

CRIMINALS WITH HOLIDAY SPIRIT!

CANADIAN OFFICIALS SEIZED 3 PUMPKINS AT THE BORDER FILLED WITH 2 KILOS OF COCAINE EACH! I wonder if they were in costume?