NAKED DRAWING CRIMES!

A NY MAN FINDS OUT HIS EX-WIFE IS DATING AND THEN BROKE IN TO HER APARTMENT RO PAINT PENISES OVER HER ARTWORK! Now we know why he is her ex!

CORRUPT COPS!

THE KING CITY, CA POLICE CHIEF AND SEVERAL OFFICERS WERE ARRESTED FOR ILLEGALLY SELLING IMPOUNDED CARS OF POOR HISPANICS! Just who can you trust?

NAKED TAXI CAB CRIMES!

A TAXI-DRIVER CALLS POLICE WHO FIND TO SEMI-CLOTHED PASSENGERS IN THE BACKSEAT REFUSING TO PAY THE FARE! Get a room already!

BONEHEAD BIEBER BROADCAST!

SURPRISE! GEORGIA POLICE SEARCH BIEBER'S LIMO AND FIND MARIJUANA AND BONGS! The search for Bieber intelligence and talent continues!

89-YER-OLD RAPE VICTIM WAS A FLIRT!

NURSING HOME DIRECTOR IGNORES PATIENT'S RAPE CLAIMS, BECAUSE THE 89-YEAR-OLD WAS SUCH A "FLIRT"! Open your checkbook buddy!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

CHICAGO MAN ARRESTED FOR METH LAB WAS WEARING A "BREAKING BAD" T-SHIRT! He should have payed closer attention to the show!

COURT JAILS VICTIM!

A SEXUAL ASSAULT VICITM IS VICTIMIZED ONCE AGAIN FOR NOT COOPERATING WITH THE PROSECUTION! The prosecutor and judge need to check themselves!

DUMB CRIMES!

WOMAN WHO WAS JAILED FOR NOT RETURNING RENTAL VIDEO HAS CHARGES DROPPED! Once they realized it was a J Lo movie, the defense of others was obvious!

HOLY COW, NAKED CRIMES!

NEW JERSEY MAN FALL'S FOR THE FARMER'S... COW, AS THE OTHER FILMS THE ENCOUNTER! This is moooooo're wrong than you know!

RIDICULOUS CRIMES!

A SOUTH DAKOTA WOMAN WAS ARRESTED FOR THE HEINOUS CRIME OF NOT RETURNING HER RENTED VIDEO! Shh, they don't know she forgot to rewind it!

NAKED COUGAR CRIMES!

34-YEAR-OLD WOMAN JUMPS OUT OF 15-YEAR-OLD BOY'S WINDOW AFTER ALLEGEDLY BEING CAUGHT HAVING SEX! Sounds like a teenage boy's dream!

TRYING TO GET NAKED TURNS CRIMINAL!

A WOMAN STRIPS NAKED FOR SEX, BUT WHEN HER BOYFRIEND TURNED HER DOWN SHE WENT ON A RAMPAGE! Holes in the wall, and running out of the house naked!

DON'T BITE THE MAILMAN!

AN OHIO MAN WAS SO MADE A CHECK WAS LATE THAT HE PEPPER-SPRAYED AND BIT THE MAILMAN WHEN HE ARRIVED! I'd hate to see this guy's dog!

NOT SOON TO BE SEEN NAKED CRIMINALS!

A GUNMAN TRYING TO FLEE THE SCENE IN A HURRY, SHOT HIS TESTICLES OFF AS HE PUT HIS GUN IN HIS WAISTBAND! That is punishment enough for near any crime!

NAKED CRIMES AND CHIC FIGHTS!

WIFE COMES HOME TO FIND HER HUSBAND SMOKING POT AND HAVING ANAL SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN, WHO THEN ASSAULTS HER! I guess wifey wasn't invited to the party!

OOPS, MY BROTHER DID IT!

THE WRONG TWIN IS CHARGED WITH MURDER IN SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA! This case is a prosecutor's worse nightmare!

ATTACK OF THE NAKED ZOMBIES?

A NAKED MAN WAS RUNNING AROUND IN A RAGE THAT LEFT ONE BITTEN IN THE FACE BEFORE SHOT BY POLICE! Is this "The Naked Walking, Not Yet Dead"?

IT'S RAINING URINE INDOORS!

A POLICE OFFICER WHO WENT TO BREAK UP A PARTY AT A FRATERNITY HOUSE WAS URINATED ON HIS HEAD AND FACE! No wonder this frat house is not recognized by the university!

NAKED "SELFIE" CRIMES?

A 16-YEAR-OLD VIRGINIA GIRL IS FACING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY CHARGES FOR POSTING NAKED "SELFIES" ON TWITTER! Child pornography for positng your own photos?

DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY CRIMES!

BROTHERS ARGUE DURING SUPERBOWL PARTY, PUKE ON EACH OTHER, AND THEN ONE BROTHER BITES OFF A PIECE OF EAR! Tyson's lost siblings?

NAKED CRIMES AT WALMART!

SAY IT AIN'T SO! MAN PRETENDING TO BE AN EMPLOYEE, EXPOSES HIS GENITALS TO THE WRONG VICTIM! She used his genitalia for target practice!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

MAN TRIES TO HIDE 1 KILO OF COCAINE IN HIS HOME-MADE LEG CAST AND IS ARRESTED BOARDING A TRAIN! Did you look at that cast?

STRANGE LAWS - YOU MUST BREASTFEED!

THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES HAS PASSED A LAW REQUIRING BREASTFEEDING FOR THE 1ST 2 YEARS! That's for the kids, what about the dads?

MAMA PIMP FOR MOTHER OF THE YEAR!

FLORIDA WOMAN TAKES 15-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER TO NEW YORK TO SELL HER OUT FOR SEX! Where do these people come from?