NAKED 3-WHEELER CRIMES!

A NEW JERSEY MAN IS ARRESTED AFTER REPORTS OF A MAN RIDING A TRICYCLE NAKED IN AN APARTMENT COMPLEX! While chewing glass and high on cocaine!

DUMB FACEBOOK CRIMINALS!

22-YEAR-OLD MICHIGAN WOMAN HAS HER DUI PROBATION VIOLATED AFTER ADMITTING CONSUMING ALCOHOL ON FACEBOOK! Stupid is as stupid does....

OUTSTANDING OFFICER!

THE HEAD OF SAN DIEGO PD'S HOMELESS OUTREACH TEAM (HOT) IS SET TO RETIRE! I pray they have a similar replacement!

MOTHER OF THE YEARS CANDIDATE?

DID THIS MISSISSIPPI MOTHER ALLOW HERSELF TO BE CONVICTED AND PUT ON DEATH ROW FOR MURDER HER SON COMMITTED? Son confesses he committed the murder!

NAKED TREE CRIMES!

A NAKED ALABAMA MAN ARRESTED IN A TREE HE WAS MAKING HIS HOME! What's wrong with au natural in nature?

DUMB CRIMINALS!

DRUNK INDIANA MAN ARRESTED IN T-SHIRT, UNDERWEAR, PANTS AND SOCK! YES, ONE SOCK, AND PANTS OVER HIS ARMS! Maybe he's a fashion designer?

TV'S JUDGE BROWN JAILED!

FORMER TV JUDGE BROWN IS JAILED FOR CONTEMPT BY A TENNESSEE JUDGE! You mean you can't do all those things they do on TV in real life?

TEEN KEEPS COP IN LINE!

A TEXAS TEEN ISSUES A HANDWRITTEN PARKING TICKET TO AN OFFICER WHO PARKED ILLEGALLY! Not only did the officer pay it, he gave the teen a gift card!

WHERE ARE MY FRIES!!!

AN OKLAHOMA MAN POINTS A GUN AT A McDONALD'S CASHIER AFTER NOTICING HE WAS MISSING HIS FRIES! You don't mess with a man's fries!

NAKED ANIMAL CRIMES!

DAYTONA MAN ARRESTES FOR HAVING SEX WITH A PUPPY ON HIS FRONT PORCH! What kind of drugs is this guy taking?

WANTED: DUMPSTER SEX COUPLE!

A DELAWARE COUPLE IS CAUGHT ON VIDEO GETTING THEIR LUCKY CARMS ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY! Suspects are still at large! Check your local dumpster!

TWISTED TWEETS!

L.A. MAN ARRESTED AFTER TWEETING "100 RT'S (RE-TWEETS) AND I'LL SHOOT SOMEONE WALKING"! What an idiot!

FREE AFTER 17 YEARS!

AFTER 17 YEARS IN PRISON, AND HELP FROM AN ASTRONAUTS MOM, EXCULPATORY EVIDENCE WAS FOUND! Prosecution hid evidence of deal with witness!

NAKED CRIMES!

A MASSACHUSETTS MAN CRASHES AFTER DOING DONUTS IN HIS CAR, THEN UNDRESSES AND FLEES THE SCENE NAKED! Some left over bath salts maybe?

NAKED VIDEO CRIMES!

A 25-YEAR-OLD WOMAN FINDS 11 HIDDEN CAMERAS IN HER APARTMENT AFTER HER BOSS/LANDLORD REMODELS! He probably charged her for the remodel, too!

NAKED PENIS CRIMES!

A CHINESE WOMAN CUTS OFF MAN'S PENIS, FLUSHES IT DOWN THE TOILET, AND THEN KILLS HIM WITH A HAMMER! Shouldn't have raped her AND her daughter!

WOMEN OF WALMART!

AN OHIO WOMAN POSTS LEWD COMMENTS AND PHOTOS INSIDE WALMART OF EMPLOYEE WHO HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HER HUSBAND! In Walmart? Nooooo....

DUMB CRIMINALS!

FACEBOOK CATCHES BANK ROBBER, AS MICHIGAN MAN CAN'T HELP BUT POST SELFIES WHICH LEAD TO ARREST! I guess this guy hasn't read about his predecessors!

GIVE ME A BITE OF YOUR BURRITO!

A 24-YEAR-OLD SEATTLE MAN'S DEMAND THAT A CUSTOMER GIVE HIM A BITE OF HIS BURRITO LEADS TO ASSAULT! That must have been some burrito!

HOLY NAKED CRIMES, BATMAN!

AN AUSTRALIA MAN ENTERS A THRIFT STORE IN ONLY A THONG, AND STEALS A BATMAN COSTUME! I can hear the Joker laughing now!

ANOTHER "MOTHER OF THE YEAR" NOMINEE!

A PREGNANT SOUTH CAROLINA WOMAN DRIVES HER AND HER 3 KIDS INTO THE OCEAN! Check out the video!

BAN "LETHAL" TASERS!

AN 18-YEAR-OLD GRAFFITI ARTIST DIED AFTER BEING TASED IN MIAMI! Non-lethal tasers sure seem more lethal than they are supposed to be!

NAKED ANIMAL SEX CRIMES!

FLORIDA NEIGHBORS SHOUT AT A MAN HAVING SEX WITH A PIT BULL, AND HE IGNORED THEM! You have to see this guy's mugshot!

NAKED CRIMES - "UPSKIRTING" LEGAL!

THE MASSACHUSETTS SUPREME COURT RULES THAT "UPSKIRTING" IS LEGAL BASED ON CURRENT STATUTE! Go get you GoPro shoe mounts Boston!

TROUBLE IN PARADISE!

A WISCONSIN MOTHER OF 3 OFFERS $1,000 AND SEX IN EXCHANGE FOR FIANCE'S MURDER! Think what she'd have offered if they had been married!

DUMB CRIMINALS!

A MICHIGAN MAN SETS OFF HIS OWN HOME ALARM WHICH EXPOSES TO THE ARRIVING POLICE HIS MARIJUANA GROW! How did that get there?

DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILIES!

SISTER WHO ACCUSES BROTHER OF "NOT PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT DOWN" IS ASSAULTED! What if he forgets to take the trash out?

INNOCNET MAN EXECUTED?

TEXAS MAY HAVE EXECUTED AN INNOCENT MAN IN 2004 PER THE INNOCENCE PROJECT! Another reason the government should not sanction murder!

INCOMPETENT INVESTIGATORS!

A FLORIDA TEENAGER SITS IN JAIL FOR 35 DAYS, BEFORE COPS FIGURE OUT IT WAS THE WRONG "CODY WILLIAMS"! Hmm, 2 people with the same name?

SADISTIC ANIMAL HATERS!

A 21-YEAR-OLD LOUISIANA MAN GOES IN TO PET STORE AND SQUEEZES A HAMSTER TO DEATH! Must feel like a real tough guy after that!