MAN YELLS AT JUDGE

IN CUSTODY ON DOMESTIC VIOLENCE CHARGES, MAN YELLS OBSCENITIES AT JUDGE! Not the brightest bulb!

DRIVE-THRU WEED

MARYLAND WOMAN GETS A BAG OF MARIJUANA WITH HER COMBO ORDER AT SONIC! Like Cracker-Jacks!

FATHER OF THE YEAR

TODDLER DIES IN HOT CAR AND POLICE FIND INTERNET SEARCH ON FATHER'S COMPUTER RE HOW LONG TO DIE IN HOT CAR! Sick and deranged!

FOX NEWS ANCHOR ARREST

NEWS ANCHOR GREGG JARRETT SCUFFLES WITH POLICE AND IS ARRESTED! All caught on video!

NOT SO SMART STUDENTS

CRIMINAL CHARGES FILED ON SOPHOMORE WHO LOGS INTO SCHOOL COMPUTERS TO CHANGE GRADES AND ATTENDANCE! Bet he got an A in computer science!

NAKED CHEESE CRIMES

MAN WITH GENITALS EXPOSED SOLICITS 3 WOMEN TO PLACE SWISS CHEESE ON HIS GENITALS AND PERFORM LEWD ACTS! Just plain odd!

BREAST DEFENSE

COMMUNITY SERVICE IS "TOO TIRING" AND "MY BOOBS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE LAW" OR PROBATION APPOINTMENTS! So says soft-porn model!

DUI CHECKPOINT WARNING

OHIO MAN IS CITED FOR HOLDING A "DUI CHECKPOINT AHEAD: TURN NOW" SIGN! Just exercising his 1st Amendment rights!

DUMB CRIMINALS

MAN HIDES DRUGS AND CELL PHONES INSIDE FOOTBALL, BUT CAN'T GET IT OVER THE FENCE TO PRISON! QB tryouts are over for him!

NAKED TRUCK SURFER

A NUDE MAN ON ROOF OF TRUCK ON NEW MEXICO HIGHWAY FALLS AND CAUSES HUGE PILE-UP! Dude, there's no beach in NM!

BAD MEDICINE

OOPS! WE REMOVED THE WRONG KIDNEY! What you do not want to hear after surgery....

SMART CRIMINALS

DRUG CARTELS DISGUISE METH AS LIQUID IN TEQUILA AND DETERGENT BOTTLES TO CROSS BORDER! That'll put pep in your step!

NAKED TEACHER CRIMES

MARRIED CALIFORNIA TEACHER ARRESTED FOR ALLEGED SEVERAL YEAR LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP WITH STUDENT! Yes, another teacher arrested!

NAKED CRIMES CONTINUE

A FLORIDA MAN SEXTS X-RATED PHOTOS TO OFFICER WHO RESPONDED TO 911 CALL ON CELL! It was an emergency!

NAKED CRIMES

MAN ARRESTED AFTER AGREEING TO UNDERCOVER OFFICER'S REQUEST "I'LL GIVE YOU A BLOW JOB FOR A SALAD"! I guess cash is old school!

PARENTS OF THE YEAR NOMINEES

A 6-YEAR-OLD BRINGS 11 PACKETS OF HEROIN TO PHILADELPHIA SCHOOL! Wonder who that belonged to?

DUMB CRIMINALS

WOMAN STEALS iPHONE AND THEN POSTS SELFIES ON VICTIM'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT! Some nerve and stupidity!

NAKED SENIOR CRIMES

A 68-YEAR-OLD WOMAN AND HER 49-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND ARRESTED FOR PUBLIC SEX AT SENIOR CENTER! Florida strikes again!

DUMB CRIMINALS

KENTUCKY MAN WEARING AN "ALL MY FRIENDS ARE BAKED" T-SHIRT BUSTED FOR MARIJUANA! Who would have thought?

DUMB CRIMINALS

MOUNTAIN BIKE RIDER MALCOLM FOX HAS BIKE, CELL PHONE, ETC. STOLEN AT GUNPOINT! But not his GoPro!

JELLO-SHOTS TO GO

A WOMAN IN MINNESOTA ARRESTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING HAD 3 JELLO-SHOTS IN HER PANTS POCKET! Always be prepared!

NAKED TEACHER CRIMES

GYM TEACHER ALLEGEDLY RAPES STUDENT SHE'D BEEN HAVING SEX WITH OUT OF JEALOUSY OVER PROM DATE! A little possessive, huh?

WHAT NOT TO SAY ON AN AIRPLANE

WHEN ASKED TO TURN OFF HER CELL PHONE, PASSENGER RESPONDS, "I KILL WHITE PEOPLE LIKE YOU!" Think she missed her flight?

NAKED TRUCKER CRIMES

BRITISH TRUCKER WAS LOOKING AT PORN ON HIS CELL PHONE, LOST CONTROL AND KILLED WOMAN! That's why they have truck stops!

PUBLIC DEFENDER FIGHTS FOR HIS CLIENT

A  PUBLIC DEFENDER LITERALLY FIGHTS THE JUDGE WHUKE REPRESENTING HIS CLIENT! Talk about zealous representation!

DUMB CRIMINALS

WOMAN IS ROBBED ON WASHINGTON FERRY AND THEN FRIENDED ON FACEBOOK THE NEXT DAY BY THIEF! Is a single, common tattoo enough to ID?