NOMINEE: MOTHER OF THE YEAR

WOMAN DIALS 911 TO REPORT HER MISSING CHILD, AND THEN HANGS UP SAYING, "I HAVE TO GET ON STAGE!" Strippers have their priorities, too! 

NAKED CRIME HIDING SPOTS

A TRIO OF VEGAS WOMEN JOIN GUYS IN THEIR ROOM, STEAL THEIR ROLEXES AND HIDE THEM IN THEIR VAGINAS! That can't be comfortable!

NO WORDS....

A COUPLE POSES WITH CORPSE OF FRIEND WHO OD'D BEFORE LEAVING BODY ON SIDE OF ROAD! Anything can happen in Missouri!

DUMB CRIMINALS

ALS CHALLENGE LEADS TO ARREST AS WANTED MAN POSTS HIS VIDEO ONLINE! I hope he made his donation prior to his arrest!

NAKED CRIMES IN WALMART

A FLORIDA MAN CUTS A HOLE IN SHOE TO PLACE VIDEO iPOD FOR UPSKIRTING! In a Walmart in Florida; who would have thought?

ALMOST NAKED CRIMES

A MONTANA MAN CALLS 911 WHEN THE STRIPPER HE GAVE $360 TO WON'T HAVE SEX! Oops! Now cited for solicitation!

DUMB CRIMINALS

MAN ARRESTED WEARING T-SHIRT OF HIS OLD MUG SHOT GETS NEW MUG SHOT WEARING THAT SHIRT! Stupid is as....

NAKED CRIMES - HOUSE HUNTING

21-YEAR-OLD FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED FOR MASTURBATING ON RESIDENTIAL STREET! Only for the 3rd time!

A NEW LOW

A COUPLE IN WALES ROBS A WOMAN HAVING AN EPILEPTIC SEIZURE! Wrong on so many levels!

NAKED LAWN CHAIR CRIMES

SEATTLE WOMAN ARRESTED FOR HUMPING LAWN CHAIRS AND EXPOSING HERSELF! Lawn chairs... really?

NAKED FAST FOOD CRIMES

42-YEAR OLD FLORIDA WOMAN ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH 20-YEAR-OLD MALE IN FAST FOOD PARKING LOT! It was just a quickie!

GOOD COPS

MISSOURI OFFICER IN A DANCE-OFF WITH KIDS IN IMPROMPTU COMMUNITY BONDING! We need more of this bad dancing!

FLASHING LIGHTS IS FREE SPEECH

AN OREGON TRUCKER WHO FLASHED LIGHTS TO WARN AN ONCOMING UPS TRUCK OF COP WAS TICKETED! Judge rules Free Speech!

NAKED SUNBATHING CRIMES

UTAH MAN, SEEN SUNBATHING NUDE IN HIS BACKYARD THROUGH CHAIN LINK FENCE, WAS ARRESTED! Is that really lewd???

NAKED SHAVING CRIMES

A WOMAN DRIVER WAS SHAVING HER PRIVATES WHILE HER EX HELD WHEEL TO BE READY FOR BOYFRIEND! That's a complicated relationship!

NAKED YARD CRIMES!

A MASSACHUSETTS MAN USES LEAF BLOWER IN HIS FRONT YARD WHILE NUDE! Just getting back to nature!

NFL CRIMES

IT'S BARELY NFL PRESEASON AND VIKINGS' LINEMAN IS SHOT IN A NIGHTCLUB! Makes Congress look like choirboys! Almost!

NAKED CRIMES

MOM CALLS 911 AFTER DISCOVERING 15-YEAR-OLD SON HAD BEEN WATCHING PORN! 911, really?

ANOTHER MOTHER-OF-THE-YEAR CANDIDATE

FLORIDA MOM LEAVES 8-YEAR-OLD IN CAR TO DRINK, AND BACKS IN TO 2 CARS WHILE LEAVING! Arrested for DUI and child neglect.

NAKED PERVERTED CRIMES

SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA MAN TO RECEIVE PRISON TIME FOR PLACING CAMERAS IN YOUNG GIRLS' DRESSING ROOMS! He'll like prison....

DUMB CRIMINALS

FLORIDA WOMAN POSES FOR PHOTO WITH STOLEN CREDIT CARD AFTER CLERK BECOMES SUSPICIOUS! Smart clerk!

NAKED CRIMES

FLORIDA GRANDMA SENTENCED TO 6-MONTHS JAIL FOR HAVING SEX IN PUBLIC! She was even on a stage!