NAKED TEACHER CRIMES

TWO TEACHERS ARE CHARGED WITH HAVING SEX WITH A MALE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT. Was it math: 1+1+1=3 or French: Menage...

DUMB CRIMINALS

A UPS WORKER STOLE A $160,00.00 DIAMOND, AND THEN SWAPPED IT FOR A BAG OF POT! Hmm, can you say, "Stoned"?

MOTHER OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE

A MOTHER OF 2 BEATS UP NEIGHBOR WHO HAD JUST BAILED OUT ON CHILD PORN CHARGES! Don't mess with her kids!

UBER NAKED CRIMES

AN UBER DRIVER WAS ARRESTED FOR GROPING A PASSENGER WHO ASKED FOR IT WITH HER LOW-CUT TOP! Does she still tip?

MOTHER OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE

MOM PLACED INFANT IN THE TRUNK IN ORDER TO NOT GET A TICKET FOR NO CHILD SEAT! Sometimes there's nothing to add!

INFAMOUS DUI RECORD

RHODE ISLAND MAN IS ARRESTED NOT JUST ONCE, OR TWICE, OR 3 TIMES, BUT 4 TIMES IN 30 HOURS FOR DUI! Talk about not giving up!

NAKED TRUCK STOP CRIMES

POLICE ARREST WANK FOR PUBLIC LEWDNESS! With a name like Wank, could he really help himself?

NAKED NURSE CRIMES

A 33-YEAR-OLD NURSE FORCED SEX ON A 60-YEAR-OLD ILLINOIS MAN AWAITING A HEART TRANSPLANT! What health insurance does he have?

WRONGFULLY CONVICTED

MAN EXONERATED FOR RAPE, 10 YEARS AFTER HE DIED IN PRISON! Better 10 guilty go free than 1 innocent convicted!

NAKED ALMOST CRIMES

FLORIDA POLICE RESPOND TO COMPLAINTS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE TO FIND COUPLE HAVING LOUD SEX! Jealous neighbors?

OH NO, SAY IT ISN'T SO!

ELMO ARRESTED IN NY FOR AGGRESSIVE SOLICITATION! If that's a crime, they will be arresting 1/2 of people on Canal Street!

NAKED CRIMES - BAD DATE

1ST DATE ENDS WITH A HALF-NAKED WOMAN RUNNING OVER AND KILLING HER DATE! I guess saying no to a 2nd date wasn't an option....

COMIC CRIMES

SPIDERMAN AND BATMAN ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT IN TIMES SQUARE! Believe it or not, Spiderman has a record!

WHAT A GETAWAY, ALMOST!

A MICHIGAN WOMAN STEALS $600 IN CLOTHING AND USES WALMART ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIR CART FOR GETAWAY! She just didn't feel like walking!

NAKED CRIMES IN YOUR SLEEP

SEATTLE WOMAN BREAKS INTO HOUSE, PINS DOWN SLEEPING MAN AND HAS SEX WITH HIM! Talk about heavy sleeper!

NAKED MOTORCYCLE CRIMES

FLORIDA WOMAN SITTING ON MOTORCYCLE MASTURBATING WHILE NAKED FROM WAIST DOWN ARRESTED! Wonder if the bike was running?

NAKED CRIMES

A JOHN REFUSES TO PAY FOR SERVICES, SO HOOKER STEALS HOOKAHS AS PAYMENT! A girl has to get paid!

STRANGE LAWS

7 BIZARRE BEER LAWS IN THE U.S.! No "Happy Hour" in Colorado?

NAKED DRIVE-THRU CRIMES

A FLORIDA MAN REACHES IN DRIVE-THRU WINDOW TO GROPE A TACO BELL EMPLOYEE! I guess that wasn't on the dollar menu!

BAD BIEBER

JUSTIN BIEBER ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT AFTER DRIVING AN ATV RECKLESSLY AND CAUSING ACCIDENT. Such a nice kid... Not!

NAKED CELEBRITY CRIMES

HACKER LEAKS NUDE CELEBRITY PICS! That's awful! Ok, where are the pics??? ;)