NAKED BAR MITZVAH CRIMES

WOMAN FLASHES HER BREASTS AND INVITES SEVERAL BOYS INTo BATHROOM TO FEEL HER UP AND GIVES ONE ORAL! Boys rapidly converting to Judaism?

WANTING TO GET NAKED CRIMES

18-YEAR OLD FLORIDA MAN STEALS A VIBRATOR AFTER GIRLFRIEND TELLS HIM "I WANT THIS!" I guess he forgot his wallet!

NAKED PUBLIC CRIMES

FLORIDA COUPLE IS ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX IN PUBLIC WITHIN EYESIGHT OF KIDS AT A PARK! Motel 6?

REMEMBER THE BACON, B%*CH!

MICHIGAN WOMAN CONVICTED OF SHOOTING INTO A McDONALD'S DRIVE-THRU AFTER THEY FORGOT TO PUT BACON ON HER BURGER! Swineless!

NAKED CRIMES ON A DARE

A FLORIDA WOMAN STRIPS NAKED AND SITS IN FRONT OF A DUNKIN' DONUTS! It must have bee a double-dog dare!

NAKED CRIME HIDING PLACES

A PREGNANT NEW JERSEY WOMAN FOUND HIDING 89 PACKETS OF HEROIN IN HER VAGINA! 89 packages in her what???

NAKED TEACHER CRIMES

AN ARIZONA HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER SMOKED POT WITH STUDENTS AND EXCHANGED EXPLICIT TEXTS AND PHOTOS! Seriously?

DUMB AND DUMBER CRIMINALS

ARKANSAS TEENS BURGLARIZE HOUSE, THINK THEY SCORED COCAINE THAT TURNS OUT TO BE A CREMATED CORPSE! Oops!

MORE GEORGIA INSANITY

A JUDGE SENTENCES TRASH MAN TO 30 DAYS IN JAIL FOR PICKING UP TRASH TOO EARLY! Crime must really be down in Georgia!

NAKED CRIMES KILL

AN ATLANTA MAN RUNNING AROUND AN APARTMENT COMPLEX NAKED IS SHOT AND KILLED BY POLICE! Ever heard of non-lethal force?

NAKED ANIMAL CRIMES

WISCONSIN MAN ARRESTED IN A BARN SMOKING MARIJUANA AND GIVING ORAL TO A HORSE! You sure that wasn't PCP laced?

MORE DUMB CRIMINALS

A 21-YEAR-OLD NEBRASKA DRIVER IS ARRESTED WHEN COPS FIND MARIJUANA IN A CONTAINER MARKED "NOT MARIJUANA." Wow, this kid is bright! 

DUMB CRIMINALS

TEXAS MAN ARRESTED FOR REPEATED DRUNK DRIVING WEARING A "WARNING: I DO DUMB THINGS" T-SHIRT. He knows himself well!