DECEASED MAN CONVICTED

JUDGE DENIES LAWYER'S REQUEST FOR A CONTINUANCE TO OBTAIN DEATH CERTIFICATE! Judge then convicts dead man!

HUNGRY CRIMINALS

INDIANA WOMAN STICKS A FORK IN THE EYE OF ANOTHER WOMAN WHO BEAT HER TO THE LAST RIB! Must have been some good ribs!

GOOD COPS

A WHITE VIRGINIA STATE TROOPER ASSISTS BLACK STUDENT WITH FLAT TIRE! Bringing people together in this time of need!

TEACHER OF THE YEAR NOMINEE

GEORGIA MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER PROVIDES STUDENTS CONDOMS AND PLACE TO HAVE SEX! Is that in the curriculum?

FATHER OF THE YEAR NOMINEE

FLORIDA MAN BRINGS HIS KIDS TO A DRUG DEAL THAT ENDS WITH HIM BEING ROBBED! Teaching the kids a trade?

NAKED NO SEX CRIMES

AN ILLINOIS WOMAN ASSAULTS HER BOYFRIEND AFTER HE REFUSES TO HAVE SEX IN RESTAURANT BATHROOM! She just wanted dessert!

NAKED CAR SEX CRIMES

A BRAZILIAN MAN IS VIDEOTAPED MAKING LOVE TO A CAR'S EXHAUST PIPE! Say it ain't so!

NAKED CRIME RAPE DEFENSE

SHE WAS "NOT EVEN RAPABLE" ACCORDING TO DEFENDANT, BUT OK FOR CONSENSUAL SEX! The jury will love that one!

NAKED WAFFLE CRIMES

OFF-DUTY WORKER CAUGHT ON PHONE CAMERA MASTURBATING IN BOOTH OF OPEN RESTAURANT! Better than in the kitchen!

NAKED BEACH CRIMES

OUPLE CONVICTED OF LEWD CONDUCT FOR HAVING SEX ON PUBLIC BEACH TO REGISTER AS SEX OFFENDERS! Like pedophiles? Really?

GOOD COPS

DENVER COP RESONDS TO A FAMILY DISTURBANCE OVER THE COST OF DINNER AND RESPONDS BY BUYING THEM DINNER What a guy!

CLEVER VICTIM

FLORIDA WOMAN USES COMMENT SECTION OF ONLINE PIZZA ORDER AS 911 TO REPORT BEING HELD HOSTAGE! Now that's multitasking!

SHHH! NAKED LIBRARY CRIMES

A WISCONSIN WOMAN WALKS IN ON A COUPLE, NAKED FROM HEAD TO TOE, HAVING SEX ON TOILET! What else is there to do in Wisconsin?