NAKED OCTOGENARIAN CRIMES

An 81-year-old Connecticut man is arrested for indecent exposure and humping a bush in his open backyard! At 81, at least it works!

WANTING TO GET NAKED CRIMES

A Florida woman is caught attempting to steal a glass vibrator! Did I mention this was in Florida??? ;)

NAKED DUI CRIMES

A Pennsylvania man hit a stop sign, kept driving, hit an embankment, ran, and was arrested when he fell off a barn roof... naked! Was he naked the entire time?

NAKED CRIMES FOR VU

Huge Florida man drops trou to urinate on his pregnant girlfriend! Who said chivalry was dead?

LEMONADE STAND ROBBERY

Say it ain't so! 18-year-old Riverside man topples and robs young girls' lemonade stand! Just plain wrong!

NAKED PORN CRIMES

Girlfriend assaults her boyfriend after discovering he had been watching porn after promising to stop! Instead of hitting him, maybe she should be....

CRIME IN THE NAME OF RELIGION?

A South Carolina woman arrested for refusing to pay her restaurant bill, said Jesus would pay it! He will forgive her, but not pay her bill!

NAKED SEX - ANIMAL CRIME EDITION

A Pennsylvania man who travels the country to have sex with horses is caught on tape selecting his next conquest! Mental disorders come in all kinds!

DUMB CRIMINALS

A Tennessee woman arrested for counterfeiting, said she read that Obama had made it legal! Stupid is as stupid does!

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?

"El Chapo", Mexico's biggest drug lord escapes from prison using a tunnel! Really, a Mexican drug lord escapes a Mexican prison? No way! ;)

NAKED TEACHER CRIMES

Lawyer for New Jersey teacher accused of having sex with three 18-year-old students say "It's a victimless crime!" Sounds like consenting adults!

SAY IT AIN'T SO CRIMES

Jared, yes, Subway Jared, is under investigation for possession of child pornography! That's not on the Subway DIet! 

HONEST INMATE

English prison releases inmate in error, who proceeds to go have a sandwich, a couple pints and then turn himself back in! A true English gentleman!

COPS GONE CRAZY

Los Angeles Sheriff Deputy charged with Domestic Violence for allegedly smacking his girlfriend and lighting her hair on fire! Anger management?

NAKED CHEATER CRIMES

Florida man assaults his girlfriend after finding her cheating on him... with a sex toy! Did I say Floriday? Hmmm.

SEX DENIAL = NAKED CRIMES

Woman beats, bites, and scratches her boyfriend after he denies her sexual advances! Did you see those teeth?