Underground Naked Crimes

A London man masturbates and ejaculates on woman while riding the tube! The sex offender received 45 months in prison!

STINKY CRIMES

A Florida woman kicks her male roommate in the face after he farted near her! That must be some bad gas!

NAKED JOGGING CRIMES

A Louisiana couple went for a naked jog on the beach as their baby was left to the mosquitos! Child endangerment charges followed!

NAKED DRIVE-THRU CRIMES

A couple decided oral sex in the drive-thru was the best way to await their order at McDonald's! The court decided it was public indecency!

MUGSHOT OF THE MONTH

Man arrested in Texas on Pot charge gives a mugshot to remember! A face not even a mother could love!

NAKED PLAYGROUND CRIMES

Man pleads guilty to public indecency for simulated sex acts with a slide! Court bans him from any recreational area with a slide!

NAKED CRIMES

British woman convicted of raping another woman with a fake penis while posing as a man! Be careful of those blindfolds!

OLYMPIC NAKED CRIMES

Former Olympian writes book to explain how bi-polar condition led to hypersexuality and prostitution! A new defense to prostitution! 

DUMB CRIMINALS

Florida man accidentally texts a narcotics cop with offer to sell drugs! I guess random texts generate business!

NAKED CRIMES - WHOPPER EDITION

Florida man is arrested for masturbating inside a Burger King! The photo answers any questions!

DUMB CRIMINAL T-SHIRTS

A Florida women is arrested for shoplifting wearing a "Won't Be Caught" t-shirt! Stupid is as stupid does!

NAKED CRIMES BONDAGE EDITION

19-year-old female bondage enthusiast steals "restraint system" from Spencer's and ends up in another type of restraints! Maybe that was her kinky plan!

MODERN BONNIE & CLYDE?

Alaskan woman steals police car with husband handcuffed in back! For better or worse....

BAD SHOT COPS

I realize it's much easier to hit a target that doesn't shoot back, but missing 83 of 84 shots? May be safer to let the guy go or go to the range!

COPS GONE BAD

A police officer shoots at his own vehicle so he can make up a story of being shot at to cover for his accident! Lots of dumb criminals, and a few dumb cops!

Naked Crimes - Sex for Release

Arrested 24-year-old Florida woman offers not 1, not 2, but 3 different officers various sex acts in exchange for her release! One sex act per charge?